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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:43 am |
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Come here Slighty, you cute ball of bastard fuzz. I've got something that'll ease your zipper... |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:21 am |
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Single's awareness day. I could deal without this holiday honestly since I'm single and don't care about being in a relationship. All my attempts are at finding at boyfriend (NSFRP) are online only. I'm like yeah uh no. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:35 am |
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To Ima:
I signed up here June 2004. That year was my renaissance. I baited and baited but still something was missing…a void that I could not fill. It seemed my plight was to forever be this way…
Darkness pervaded my gloomy life,
Like clovers adore a baron meadow,
I hoped and searched, for a solution…
To bring joy to my world of strife.
And then I found you…Ima…my love, my sweet Ima Baeder...
Your inquisitive posts…and probing PMs…
Into a darkness filled empty life, you entered with a glow…
Your tenderness and kindness burned with delight… and vanished burden’s sorrow.
Ima, my love…I offer you no less than everything…my love for you was born from my soul.
So often I have heard that true love is born from the heart. After loving you, I must heart fully disagree. The heart is only tissue, strong it may be, but still only tissue. It can grow old and fade away, it can be broken, or it can just stop. It requires maintenance to thrive and is easily forgotten. I could not love you with these conditions nor would I offer you love with any conditions.
True love, the love I have and offer you, is born from the soul. The soul is ageless, timeless…eternal. Love born from the soul is also eternal… and that which is eternal can never be destroyed.
Ima, my sweet Ima, I say I offer you my undying love…but I flatter myself. I cannot offer you that which already belongs to you. |
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2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:58 am |
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( MY DEAREST DOC )
My dearest Valentine
I'm so glad you will be mine
I have admired you for a long long time
And not just because of your big siggy line
I will never repeat anything you have said to me
I will always keep any secrets you have told me
I can be anything you want me to be
All you need to do is ask it of me
You are the master and I the devotee
We can share a love that can last a century
A lad with pure heartbreak is the best gift to me
They so deserve it with their gimmick of risky free
I will so cherish a lad on safari just for me
They break the hearts of innocents
And pray upon their dime
Who are only looking for a love
Thats as pure as yours and mine
I am so glad you did notice me
And see that I do exist
I'm sure I am the envy
Of all the good ladies on Eaters list
Your beautiful words you have typed just for me
Have made me feel so special and free
I would hate to think you could be lured from me
By Just Jane's basket of specialties
You said her offer was so tempting to thee
I hope you will not change your mind of still wanting me
I cringe at the thought of you leaving me
Maybe you took your valentine to hastily
And if that is the case I will set you free
My only wish is for you to be truly happy
I hope I am wrong and you really love only me
I think we can be very happy for eternity
Or at least till this thread runs its entirety
Yes it is true I admire your big siggy
And it surely makes me squeal
To know that so many lads
Have run after your fake deals
Im so glad your mine
Because you are so fine
My Sweet Special Darling Eater Valentine |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:09 am |
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Before you,
I was lost; adrift.
Floundering.
Tossed about in the darkness,
helpless flotsam on an empty, barren sea.
You guided my way.
Before you,
I was empty; barren.
Loneliness personified.
Eternally parched,
ever thirsting, yet finding no relief.
You made my glass more than half full.
Before you,
I was always one box top short; no prize awaited me.
The cereal was just soggy, sugary paste.
Curdled milk resting on the spoon,
no joy in Life's sweetness.
You are my Captainess Crunch.
Before you,
I was an untied shoelace; a flopping Converse.
I limped.
Sisyphus with a permanent flat tire,
watching helplessly as the rock rolled back down.
You are my fuzzy, bunny slipper.
For you,
I would pull down the moon, and bathe you in its glow,
watching in awe and wonder as you became even prettier....
...And then apologize for the tidal disruptions.
Ima, I will ask again:
Will you be my Valentine? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:34 am |
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Wow. I keep seeing the thread title for another thread "so hard to choose" and thinking it's the Valentine's thread.
My Dear Ghost: This is for you:
You are so very sweet and I do adore you. Thank you so much for your very loving words. You are truly a Romeo.
I must tell you though, while I no longer have the tag, I've never stopped being Tsnerd's number one groupie.
To my darling Sners:
I am yours.
Edited to add: Snerd, your poem is making me giggle. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:06 am |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:01 am |
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Last year did not turn out well. I learnt a valuable lesson. Women do not like sharing.
I struggle with Poems and schmultz, but here goes:
To Trixi:
Ima is red
Harry is green
I love your legs
And what's in between.
I like your pigtails
I like your hourglass
But most of all
I like your ass
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Voilets are blue.
And if you didn't like my poem there's always jewellery. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:31 am |
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Reaper wrote: |
Last year did not turn out well. |
And you think ^^^THAT^^^ is going to help?
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_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:15 am |
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You old smooth talker Reap
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I love your legs
And what's in between |
Music to any woman's ears I am sure
Reapie, you are tying to get a Valentine...not a slap across the face.
Trixi , bear with him...he is still quite young |
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2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:17 am |
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Pfft, it's the thought that counts. I think it was a very loving description. |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:21 pm |
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*collapses in fits of giggles* Probably not the reaction you were expecting but hey, I never claimed to be normal.
Thankyou darling. It's a very lovely Valentine effort.
One thing though - you should know by now that I think foreplay is highly overrated.....
.... and I'll just leave that thought there for you too mull over....
..... don't mull too long though, I'm not exactly known for my patience....
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"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:12 pm |
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Reaper, looks like your gambit might pay off. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:14 pm |
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Well, she's a very special girl. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:47 pm |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:08 pm |
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LOL.
Harry you are so bad sometimes. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:32 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
This thread made me sick into my mouth.
Why don't you all just admit that you hate each other and have done with it? |
You are just pissed that the thread was called the VD thread and you entered with hopes that it was full of tips curing the several VDs that ravage your squirrely little body.
Well, I have made my decision. I will start the wooing, but I have to be up front and say that I won't be doing the asking. Hopefully my wooing is enough to get the girl to ask.
I have decided to pick Dora as my object of affection. There seems to be some good competition there already and I like a good challenge.
Before I start any REAL wooing, I want to show you a few reasons why you cannot pick the other people.
Bluthbanana:
Pastor Frank (aka Fred Phelps):
Slightly:
^^^
Those are all male squirrels that he calls Prof and Harry Bawls.
My wooing this year will not just be a smear campaign, I promise. A wise woman once told me that if a girl is to be won, she deserves some wooing. I think that girl was trying to get me to ask her, but it works either way.
@Ghost- We have nearly two weeks left for wooing. I have to say that I am incredibly disappointed to see you lay down and fold so quickly with Ima. Come on Ghost! Stand up! Fight for your woman. You gotta send her something really fly like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSeRZNxzJ0 Thank me later.
@Reaper- You are young. You are ignorant. You don't know what ladies want. Let me help you. This is the kind of stuff that girls love (Slightly NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ Love songs man, that gets them going. And this song is about true love. And they also love guys that look like giant sacks of douche. So go and get that can of spray tan, frost those tips, spile that hair and act like a complete toolbag. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:15 pm |
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jojo - you just made me spill my hot chocolate!
That banana picture is hilarious - but whats with the homo-erotic squirrels?
ROFLMAO!
Anyway - Reaper doesn't need any lessons on how to woo a lady. He's doing just fine as long as he can cope with me laughing at his latest attempts!
Edit: EW no. That link you suggested is all manner of wrong. yuck. spray tan man does nothing for me. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:23 pm |
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Trixi wrote: |
Edit: EW no. That link you suggested is all manner of wrong. yuck. spray tan man does nothing for me. |
Shhhhh. I am trying to do to Reaper what I do with the lads, give them a bad education. It's funny. Let him spray himself up and frost his tips. I want to see.
You'll have to ask Slightly (or harry or Prof) about ye olde squirrel orgy.
EDIT: I did forget to mention one of the things that helped me throw my weight in Dora's direction. (Yes, I left that open for a weight joke)
DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Also, Diego is my cousin. He is totally harmless; an animal rescuer along with his sister, Alicia. Kind of do-gooder, PETA-person. Annoying, but he doesn't need to be sleeping with the sea-kittens. |
It's like she has been reading my diary. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 499
Location: Run Away Lad Bride
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:32 pm |
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I know you might care for another, and if that is so I will try to understand.
I want you to know how wonderful I think you are. You really turn me on with all your cool avatars.
The way you are always so helpful and kind have really blown my mind.
Your quick wit and sensitive nature has made you the one I would love to share an adventure.
If you don't know by now or haven't figured it out yet, I am asking you Ghost the one with most will you please be my eater valentine? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:00 pm |
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I know I said this was not going to be a smear campaign, but you guys are really leaving me no choice.
Bluth just emailed me this pic of himself and asked if I thought if this would impress Dora. I am all about looking out for number one, but I couldn't let him send Dora this pic. I told him just because he dressed up as Dora doesn't mean it's cool.
And PF... please, no one wants to see you dressed up in this, so stop sending me the pics.
I am trying to take the high road here, but you are making it REALLY difficult. I'm more concerned for Dora's safety than anything.
All I know is this... if Dora ends up with either of those two she is really going to need this:
Hey, complain to the manufacturer about the shape of that, not me. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:11 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I want to show you a few reasons why you cannot pick the other people. |
Erm...
JoJo
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:15 pm |
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A word to the wise. Do not pick Reaper. His "Valentine" from last year posted this pick of their "date".
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:27 pm |
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At least she'll feel safe. And I can play her some sweet tunes on my Guitar Hero guitarz. A Les Paul and a Strat. Don't hate.
EDIT: Also, what woman can turn down cupcakes like this...
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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