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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:08 pm |
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[Takes Skyhook into a corner] Hands him book on successful wooing techniques [/Takes Skyhook into a corner]
<waves to pinkdragon - raises eyebrows knowingly>
And waits expectantly hoping ShyHook act two is an improvement.
Edit to alter SH as above, forgot about SH = Furrynuts!
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:17 pm |
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hi kate *waves* I think you said hello someplace else but the last few days have been a blur so excuse me not replying wherever that was
oh and BTW I am an aussie |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:20 pm |
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Pinkdragon, which part of Australia is your cave in? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:27 pm |
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@ Kate my sweet, I seemed to have fixed the pink one we found earlier, the phone call wasn't necessary as it turns out but all seems well with the plans.
Patience my darling while I help yet another fellow Aussie in need.
Kisses XOXOXO
@Skyhook,
Where art thou Romeo?
I do appologise for speaking a foriegn language but if others can speak French here than I can speak Strayan
Skyhook mate, get ya ring ova ere for a tic, it's not that I think ya woos suck mate, its just that ya might be able to improve a bit to help ya pick yaself up a top bird, now ave a look ere
Just copy this, fill in the missin bits and Bob'll be ya uncle
To my sweetest darling (stick in name) the most beautiful here (except Kate)
I have been watching you for a while now and think you are dear
I have been wanting to ask you but I am so shy at times
would you please make me so happy and be my Valentines
(Now, this is important, stick same birds name in) I have always longed for your touch
If you will only hear me I will love you so much
I will promise to love you as you deserve
But you are so beautiful please forgive if I perve
(stick in same name agan) I dont know where you have been
As wonderful a woman, has never been seen
I know I can seem blokey and a little out of tune
But you rock my world baby and you make me swoon
(now, this is extremely important, put in the birds name ya want to be ya Valentine make sure it's not a different one or tha games up mate) I have come to the conclusion
That my love for you is no confussion
I promise you the best of times
If you'll be my Valentines
Give et a go mate and see what ya reckon
@Kate my sweet darling, I wrote you a short woo this time, I must apologise for it being lesser a woo than you deserve
Kate my sweet darling Lady of Woo
Today I have thought of (almost) nothing but you
I have been fixing my plans for our special day
And been looking for the loving words for me to say
You know my sweetheart that words can elude me
And sometimes my wooing is just not worthy for the
But I have been trying to find the perfect words
With my perfect sweetheart I am higher than birds
I send you this woo with all of my heart
and dread any moment that we are apart
I will be thinking of you my darling Kate
and looking forward to our next romantic date
If you are free, I have turned the hot tub back on |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:36 pm |
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HELLLLLLOOOOOO pinkdragon! Can you get skanky? If so, PM me and I'll show you around the joint.
Beware rodents, fat bastards, and Packman imposters.
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Murry Guru wrote: |
I have turned the hot tub back on |
WOW! You actually turned someone/something on? |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:37 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
. Since you are back to wooing me and the disturbed Nurse, I assume the rodent dumped you. I could have told you that would happen. I call him ATNA. All Talk No Action. |
*adds Harry's name to her own special list* |
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:40 pm |
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yast I am in the west... the best side of oz
and murry I am afraid if poor SH sent that I would think he was nigerian LOL |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:44 pm |
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@pinkdragon, lesson #1, SH is Slap Happy. Skyhook is Packman in disguise. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:50 pm |
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^^Harry, would you stop being so slack to Packman. Geeze dude, lay off a bit. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:53 pm |
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Bawlsy wrote:
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WOW! You actually turned someone/something on? |
Yes, the hot tub, was I still speaking Strayan
BTW, I know you are far too gentlemanly to kiss and tell, but how are you going, found anything with a pulse yet
Edit
@Pink Dragon, we can tell the lads poems, they only ever copy and paste so google with pick them up 99 times in 100, the woo I wrote for Skyhook to use is 100% risky free, promise |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
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<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Posted:
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:53 pm |
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hey I'm not a lemon thats been cut |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Posted:
Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:58 pm |
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ha ha guy,s it ok im here don,t fight , no,no,no, yes thats right , we can look after ow selvses , i can , so can i but what about her , holly cr@p were did she come from ,ow back abit , but know one saw her |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:00 pm |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:02 pm |
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^^^ You know I love you like a brother, but if its there, it would be a waste not to use it |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:04 pm |
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It looks like you gave it a yeast infection. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:08 pm |
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^^^^
@Murry, I love you too. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:10 pm |
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ha ha guy,s it ok im here don,t fight ,no,no,no, yes thats right , we can look after ow selvses , i can , so can i but what about her , holly cr@p were did she come from ,ow back abit , but know one saw her |
I think the sight of that piece of plastic pulchritude sent Skyhook into meltdown...*
*True, he posted that piece of claptrap before HB's rubber woman post, but I would never let the opportunity slip for a dig at SH's expense... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:18 pm |
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well all you wonderful people I really need sleep LOL I have been up WAY to long, 35 hours too long actually LOL.
so I will bid you all farewell for now.
oh and he *points at someone* told me to mention the lemon... I think he is evil and wants me in trouble in my first 24 hours here
night all or day if your from afar |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:19 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
It looks like you gave it a yeast infection. |
& you would know all about driblie things wouldn,t you Reapie is that unbrela needle twice aday working
you see guys when we all talk together they can understand us |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:28 pm |
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@ pinkdragon.
Go get some rest gal. They will be just as looney tomorrow, guaranteed.
Glad you are here having fun and got sorted OK.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:29 pm |
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Oh, Beloved Dramaqueen,
Thank you for the time on the beach
I slept like an angel, and am ready for more.
I am so lucky to have been found by you
Shall we take a walk in the woods today?
Your ever loving,
Doc |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:33 pm |
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@Skyhook-
That's more than two emoticons.
Dora, today is the last day. I have grown weary from this constant wooing. That is not to say that I have been enjoying the wooing. But, I feel as if I am the only one who has been putting in a real effort. So, today I hope that I will be picked as yours. Here is your morning coffee:
I am still quite unsure of exactly what Bluth's accusations about the last coffee were. I don't understand.
Also, one of my final gifts to you is this VERY frustrated lad quote in relation to the safari I gave to you.
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Hoping to hear from you on when you will be coming over,and this time nothing and i mean nothing is going to happen because am now in full control of the transaction. Because at this point in time i can't really trust any one that come around me, to be sure what is really going on. I will welcome you with my Intorage once you get to the my airport that i promise.
Waiting.
Proof Charles.Soludo
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I love that he has an Intorage. Perhaps HBO will do a spinoff show from Entourage and make it about him.
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@thefife -- sorry my dear for having gone silent today, but I've been busy motivating my staff. |
Motivating your staff huh? Can't you just wait a COUPLE more days Razor? Fife will be there to take care of that. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:45 pm |
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@ Jojo
You might want to add a word in here
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That is not to say that I have been enjoying the wooing |
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_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:50 pm |
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How to get on with Aussies. (google is your friend)
Australians are rude buggers. If your Aussie friend addresses you as "You old b@st@rd" it is a sign of affection. This causes no problems in discussions between Australians and Brits. It causes immense difficulties in discussions with Americans. My closest American friend took a long time to learn that "You w@nker" was fondness, and even longer to learn that "I can't believe you're such a w@nker!" was frustration. Tone is usually the giveaway, though you may need to look at other quirks of body language -- balled fists, rolled eyes, grimaces of anguish ...
My final tip: if unsure, offer to buy the Australian a beer. It will cement friendships and defuse arguments in practically every case.
Edit - to add smile and thanks to Murry Woo as she slips gratefully into the hottub.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:55 pm |
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You need no book to learn how to get on with me
Good night sweet Kate,
I go to bed happy, knowing I have you
Edit after seeing Kates edit
Well, sleep can wait another 5 or so hours I guess, I am sure I can get by on 10 minutes sleep |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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