The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:52 pm

Harry - my dear friend - can you please not put pics of jojo up without a warning?
Young and impressionable eyes over here!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:19 pm

^^Be quiet and bend over. Laughing

(What, Slightly's advice sounded the best )

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:23 pm

Is that all I'm getting? Wot, no candlelight dinner?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:31 pm

Dinner? What do you think this is?

We're gonna open one of these I own:

Then we're gonna go to the Atlantis hotel in Dubai, and get one of the suites that cost $20,000 a night:, because you're pricless:

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:33 pm

Oh honey, that's so sweet. Lay back on that bed and I'll make all your wishes come true.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:02 am

NORMAL SERVICE IS EXPECTED AS FROM 24.00 HOURS Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

My dearest Doc. As Valentine's is coming to a close, I must say I really enjoyed our romantic beach getaway. The beach was so beautiful.

The hammock we laid in together was fun snuggled close

There were some interesting rocks there too.

Later I tried to take a picture of you but only got your footprints

because this angry crab tried to attack you!

After that we found some shells

Were I made a

for you and you made one for me

....

Then we went for a swim and the water was beautiful

Where we saw lots of fish

Then we decided to soak up some sun were I put lotion on you

And you put lotion on me

Then we were thirsty and needed some drinks

After that we went and had our couples massage by the water

Our beach was so beautiful and lovely

To watch the sunset we went back to our hammock

When we finally retired to our room we had a lovely surprise

Thank you for such a great Valentine's day. You're the best.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:10 am

Trust me Fo'andles - there is nothing normal about Reaper's servicing.

It's extraordinary - believe me.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:16 am

Trixi,

Do please tell, I'm sure it will put others in the shade.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:31 am

I would but I've promised to keep Reaper's secrets close to my chest... Cool

p.s. Hi Reaper!

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:30 am

My dearest Dramaqueen,

I have enjoyed our Eater Valentine. Between the poetry, the beach, Paris, the walk in the woods, and killing ponzi schemes (thanks to my buddy, Peter, at Freehostia, I owe you one, guy!), I am hard pressed to imagine how our Valentine could have been better.

Regrettably, I must take issue with your saying that I am "the best". That title, my dear, belongs to someone other than me, to a blessed woman, far away, reading this, who reached out, into the wilderness of life, who blessed me, a wonderful woman, named Dramaqueen. You, DQ, you are the best.

Respectfully, and,
with a deep affection,
I remain, as ever,
Your loving,

Doc
[img]http://pdphoto.org/jons/pictures5/rose_02_bg_040106.jpg [/img]

Mod Edit -- Pic too big -- JMR

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:41 am

Awe Mugatu, I wish that you were not so blue. Sad

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:01 am

@Reaper thank you very much.... maybe next year Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:26 am

Mrs. So and So,
I hated to let you go.
You looked so lovely
Neked in the snow.

Your lips turned blue,
Your toes did too.
Your breathing was so rapid
Even when you said "hachoo".

I hope you will thaw,
It was nice in the raw,
The sun came out
No reason to pout.

The day is now over,
The field is covered with clover.
My time has been fun,
I'll go back and rest in the sun.

Please don't fret,
No need to sweat.
Next year will soonest,
This year has been the best.

@ Corona, Ima and grlnxdr, thanks for the PMs, You'll have to wait for next year to see what you missed this year. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:44 am

Alas my Valentine
The day has been fine

And though I hate to say goodbye
I know I’ll always sigh

When I remember the rhymes,
And the fine northern climes

So to end this nice day
In the finest of ways

I leave you this view
of our romantic milieu:

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:09 am

Damn! I missed it! Shocked

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:14 am

YeaWhatever wrote:

You people are pathetic.... virtual relationships? Virtual Valentines? Losers.

I went and found me some real ones. Get a life people!

Yep, you have us there all right. It is much less pathetic pasting your avatar's head over someone else.

At least in our virtual relationships we actually get to talk and have a few laughs. Also, many of the ladies send you their pics.

@Ima- the cosmetic procedure you had done really looks good. Both of them. How long do lip injections last, I wonder?

Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:02 pm

I know that you all are wondering who was on the train.

All the mods, admins, and shiver. Cool

All the ladies are beautiful, as I knew they would be. Wink

All the men are the best looking men that I ever laid eyes on. jump_4_joy

If you don't hear from many of us today, you can certainly understand.

It may take a week for this bunch to come down to earth.

BTW, NN was wacky without a speck of tacky. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:12 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

Come on Slightly, he's not that bad yet. I was just over to see him last week, and he can now sit up after starting his new diet.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:30 pm

lardass wrote:

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I bet that would fetch a tidy sum on E-bay.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:03 pm

This was just taken from Mod Chat.

Quote:

Lotta: Well thank god that's over for another year.
NN: Is it just me or is jojobean really hot?
Cherrie: jojobeans a coffee. Coffee is hot.
Ima: I had so many valentines. I only had to show my flash my chest at 37 members this year.
Tsnerd: Well that's 146 less than last year.
JMRazor: I realised this year I really do love myself. In that icky way as well.
NN: I can't believe there was over 48 pages. I think it had more views than that how to bait thread.
Cherrie: Whats a thread?
Lotta: We use in sewing Cherrie. Drink your coffee.
Cherrie: Who are you?
Pachanga: Am I allowed to speak now?
NN: You may. You have basked in my total coolness long enough.
Pachanga: I thought it was so much fun. The members really let their hair down and embraced the valentines in the true spirit of virtual courtship. Reminded me of my days back on the farm when the local milk boy would walk past my house and bring me a daffodil. He was shy and endearing. Every morning a perfect daffodil would be placed on my milk and he would wave from the garden path, blow me a kiss and disappear behind the trees.
NN: You done?
Pachanga: Yes.
NN: Please don't speak again.
OxygenDeprived: Oh yes. I was giddy as a school girl as well this valentines day
Ima: Is this going to be a story about some idiot who bought you flowers and contaminated your milk?
OxygenDeprived: Well. umm.
Tsnerd: I counted 12 valentines for me! I'm off to celebrate. Anyone want to come with me and ban some random user?
Cherrie: What happened to the milk boy?
JMRazor: Can someone shoot me in the face.
Lotta: I'm just glad my default manwhore NN was available. Nothing better than bronzed Aussie sandwich.
Crashhoot: What have I missed?
NN: I don't know anymore.
JMRazor: So who was the stand out post whores?
TSnerd: Me.
Pachanga: I'll PM you about the milk boy Cherrie.
Cherrie: Awesome! . . . What's a PM? Is that a morning or night time. Night time is for sleeping.
Juan Freizwidatt: I'm more interested in the collateral damage from that thread.
Rover: Talk about forum blowout!
NN: I think next year we should limit the posts - 1 icon per post, 1 image of a chocolate or naked transvestite and a spell check required.
Luckey: I was offended that no-one really wanted me.
Ima: You really need to update your avatar. All that wood isn't good for intimacy.
Rover: luckey. It doesn't help that you look like shaved gorilla.
Scam Patroller: My post count didn't go up. Anyone care about that?
RoyCropper: Hi guys. What did I miss?
Cherrie: Crying or Very sad

some poor milk boy poisoned pachanga and jojobeans a hot coffee and I can't find my pants.
NN: That's it. I'm out of here!
Lotta: See you all next year!

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:01 pm

@ Nastiest Nurse with the hunkiest bod: I love those chats. Very insightful into the minds of the mods. And Cherrie is right about one thing:

Quote:

Cherrie: jojobeans...is hot.

Since y'all are dying to let this thread die out, I thought I would post and bump it back up. After all, I want to be helpful. Very Happy

(Well, I did take out several of the pics I was going to post. Sheesh.)

jojo and I had a lovely weekend at his little place is Bali. It was really quite nice with all the beautiful flowers everywhere.

And even though it was just the two of us on the beach, we dressed up for dinner. (I hope I don't have to spell out who wore what.)

We had a lovely dinner out on the surf. I can't remember what we had since I was just paying attention to my Valentine.

Afterwards, we danced under the stars. He really did take the dance lessons and I was so happy!

<---- the music we danced to

And before we left, I left a message for jojo.

And I do so much babe. Can't wait to see you again in the morning!

And Harry, I just noticed this:

Quote:

jojo my friend, don't worry. Dora and I have discussed it at length, and I will forgo any more attempts at attic romps.

Good idea. Wink

I changed my mind. The attic is cold without you up here. Please come back. I will wear this:http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/300530/5861849/0/1210908495/Victoria_s_Secret_Lingerie_for_woman_china_wholesell.jpg Or not. Your call.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:47 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Harry, Good idea. Wink

Yes, it's best if I just back out of the picture and leave you love birds alone.

Since you are being naughty, I will use this on you. I'll be right there to warm you up.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you, Ima, for a very fun wooing Valentine's season.

Next year, I'll just make it less difficult by suspending this year's competition beforehand. Laughing

edit: Made two words into one....yet another miracle made possible by this thing called the internet. Thank you to the anonymous user who pointed out my mistake....I'll suspend you tomorrow.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

You're welcome, my Sners. It was a lot of fun.

By the way, he has access to the suspend button too. Wink

True...I have a year to figure a work around for that. Wink

TS

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