The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:17 am

Tsnerd wrote:

...Make sure Juan doesn't lose the key to the time machine (he is forgetful, you know) and I'll see you on our private jet about 10am or so.

Even though we will return at the moment we left, Ima may be just a bit tired from our two weeks in 1889. Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:19 am

Corona: Harry, did you know that they canceled Valentine's Day?

Harry: No and why?

Corona: I told Cupid that you were sexy and he died laughing.

Harry, I love you like I loved my little brother. Razz

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:27 am

Corona wrote:

Corona: Harry, did you know that they canceled Valentine's Day?

Harry: No and why?

Corona: I told Cupid that you were sexy and he died laughing.

Harry, I love you like I loved my little brother. Razz

Corona, that is priceless. also the part about loving Harry like your little brother. what in the hell did your little brother do to deserve that???? Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:28 am

Quote:

I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: [email protected]

- Hello My Darling,I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished busnesses of transfer VALENTINE TRUNKBOXES to you due to one reason or the other best known to you.But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the trunkboxes to my new partner in India that was capable of assisting me in this great VALENTINE DAY VENTURE.Due to your past effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness You showed during the course of the transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you my assistant,,James,,at my old mail been [email protected] as soonest for the collection of your VALENTINE CARDS..I authorized him to release the VALENTINES CARDS to you whenever you contact him regarding for it..At the moment,,I'm Now Am in India with my new love partner(my goat)i Will be very busy here in love and i will i not return till i am fineshed, which I and the new partner are having at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with James directives so that he will send the VALENTINE CARDS to you without any delay. Contact: James,,His email address: [email protected] Therefore,,you should recomfirm your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address to him where you want him to send the VALENTINE CARDS to you.

jose_cuervo

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:28 am

SSA: You knows I looove abusing Sam. That was a very thoughtful gift!

In return, I booked a small boat for us to do a little fishing. Do you prefer to pilot it yourself or should I book the crew too?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:34 am

Actually, I don't have a little brother. Mr. Green

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:36 am

That's the perfect boat and I need no crew. Ok, just someone strong enough to handle the anchor since I have a bad back. I have captained vessels that size before. You can lounge on the deck in a bikini while the deckhand brings you drinks and rigs baits for me.

I hope you know how to use a gaff, just in case we get into the tuna thick. If not, we can always anchor on a reef and use mugus for shark bait. Twisted Evil

Don't forget to bring the Glocks, not for the sharks, just the lads.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:36 am

Just Jane wrote:

SSA: You knows I looove abusing Sam.

And that's a gift for me too. Wink

I'm so glad Sam gets to share the love. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:42 am

Gotcha. Wonderful Mr. Green

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:44 am

This thread still sucks!

Edit: to remove emoticon. Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:49 am

SSA: No worries about the anchor. The windlass will take care of all that. I just happen to be an experienced mate, so I guess we can just take her out alone. Wink

Mugu chum. Now that's a thought...

Juan: Abusing Sam is my pleasure!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:52 am

I just sent out a fresh round of abuse for Sam. Consider it my present for both of you. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:59 am

Been gone a lot of the day and no one has written me a poem. Confused

You'll not as good to me as these people round here. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:11 am

Ladies, if they really love you, they give you a pyramid....

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:12 am

BEAUTIFUL FREAK by E from the EELs band & Skyhooks friend to Pinky because Skyhook is trying to get a mod to under stand that he/them can think for him self & he is not baiting the" Eater Baiter's"

If any one has young kid's they should know this song from Shrek the movie.

you're such a beautiful freak
i wish there were more just like you
you're not like all of the others

and that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

some people think you have a problem
but that problem lies only with them
just 'cause you are not like the others

but that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
yeah that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

too good for this world
but i hope you will stay
and i'll be here to see
that you don't fade away

you're such a beautiful freak
i bet you are flying inside
dart down and then go for cover

and know that i
i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
you know that i
i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

Ima may be just a bit tired from our two weeks in 1889.

I promised lovely, wonderful Ima that I would behave....so, have fun....without real running water and stuff. Very Happy

Please be my valentine for 2010. There is nobody else I ever want to woo...I know that some of the touts and loiterers (like Juan and Jose) may start trying to move in early, but they will never love or appreciate you as I do.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

My sweet friend Corona wrote:

Quote:

Been gone a lot of the day and no one has written me a poem.

For Corona Very Happy

Corona dear girlfriend
I don't know what's wrong with these men

You are hot and lots of fun
They are missing out on one sweet hun

Don't be sad or blue today
They just only want to play

Go and slap a lad today
That always makes me have a good day

They will of course beg you to stay
But make sure you slap them anyway

Valentine's is just one day
You are awesome everyday! Wink

I mean this in a non kinky way....

girlfriend to girlfriend
DQ

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:18 am

Corona wrote:

Been gone a lot of the day and no one has written me a poem. Confused

You'll not as good to me as these people round here. Laughing

Ah, Corona, don't feel so unloved.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When thinking of you with my head
I feel as if I have a loose screw.

Just a joke to cheer you up.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:28 am

@A SKYHOOK, we love and need ya man. Smile

@Girlfriend, if I had one, I'd stick it right in ya. Laughing

@warmonger, I like you! Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:33 am

A SKYHOOK wrote:

there is nothing better than the smell of Corona after a couple of shot,s of a tall thin bottle of GALLIANO Black Sambuca Wink

Hay you can,t say that the lovely Pink Dragon might hear , yes yes yes no that,s right. it,s ok pinky Wink

will know it was from him, and not us Thumbs up

@ Corona

From E looking after skyhook's puter, while he and the band are sorting out some thing's, with there manager
you may have missed this Corona but i do beleave it was directed at you as well as pinky

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:42 am

When I was a teen, my gf's and I drank beer, bought cigars and we puked. Laughing

Hi Reaper! Wink

Edit: I'll have to get up early just to read all my PM's. jump_4_joy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:16 am

well dear schizo skyhooks its not exactly a love ballad but I thought you might like it...besides after calling me a freak its all you deserve
*preens her pretty pink scales*

Scams in the place where you live
Think about extradition, wonder who's inside now
Scam in my inbox at work
you Really makes a darn good scambaiter any way you like it at all

If youre running low, go your Lad to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the YIM
The YIM is there to hold onto the scam

Oh, scams on the email at home
Think about selection, are there different flavors now
Scam in my office at work
Think about the fluff its copied from, is it a mystery or we can meet

If you need a scoop, keep some files on hand
Carry a laptop when your out of town
Now, if theres any left, dont just throw it out
post it in the thread and help the noobs out, now

Scams in my mailbox at home
Think of extradition, better read the email
Scams LADS, VLADS, or PINAYs
Think about how you prepare, wonder if they'll just eat it all up

Now, once you start, it's hard to turn it down
just leave them sitting and they'll come back
The key is having the money they want
The spin is there to keep the Lads keen

Oh, scam
Lads and Pinays
Think about extradition, wonder who's inside now
Scam's
they're the worst
Really makes good entertainment any way you like it

Scams in the place where I live
Think about addiction, wonder if Im a junkie now
Scams in the place where I work
Think about how you process them, wonder if they caught on yet

Scams right where you are
Scams always near or far
The tab is there to open the YIM
The YIM is there to hold onto the scam

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:47 am

Tsnerd wrote:

so, have fun....without real running water and stuff. Very Happy

Oh, there's running water in the best hotels like we'll be staying in 1889, just not hot water. Can't have everything, you know. Wink

But Claude Monet has agreed to have dinner with us tomorrow night so that will make up for a lot. I have reservations at Lapin Agile.

@ Ima:

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:39 am

Corona wrote:

When I was a teen, my gf's and I drank beer, bought cigars and we puked. Laughing

Hi Reaper! Wink

Edit: I'll have to get up early just to read all my PM's. jump_4_joy

Hi E again

I completely under stand Corona as i had the same experience with 2 bottle.s
of duty free Vodka my sister, bought back from overseas. I drank the first bottle the first night and never drank the second. I will tell the boy's( skyhook's) that you don't like smoker.s when i visit them the sarvo.
There still talking to there manager Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:48 am

Pink Dragon,
I am glad to see that you have taken my advice and read up on the romance issues I discussed in PM however, I am sorry to say that your talents appear to wasted on the hooked one Crying or Very sad

Corona Corona you are so fine
With or without lemon or lime
Corona Corona you are very dear
Without a doubt my favourite beer

I will keep working on it hey Confused

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