The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:05 pm

Harry, nice to see you back to your true self....

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:10 pm

@ Meridian Alicante.

I have prepared the bedroom for your arrival:

How can you resist me?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:24 pm

He,s not back to his old self yet he need,s more bourbon to get that old face glowing again Wink

By The old harry had ball,s;_)

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:24 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

As for the implied meaning of the comment, Ima can straighten you out on that by PM.

I asked her in a PM. This was all I got in response:

Ima wrote:

Barely in.

EDIT: My final bit of artwork. This one was done by hand, so don't ask what kind of fancy artwork program I own.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:16 pm

@Blubber Butt, You are not the only one that has state of the art photo software.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:12 pm

@Ima:

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:06 pm

I was told to wonder into this thread, which I have done previously, upset that jojo had left my name out in newbies from last year...but I am wondering in again because I was told to all based on my post in the Valentine's Day avatar thread..... I think it had something to do with this:

Quote:

can take a pic if asked....

So I'm here.........

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:10 pm

It has been brought to my attention that my original acceptance speech was a bit too somber. For that, I must apologize. I mean, I was just in such absolute shock that she picked me. That is not to say that I don't feel as if I put my best foot forward. But, the thought that I can be with one Dora T. Explorer makes me the happiest man on earth. This has been a blast Dora. Sad to see it end.

I hope that our V-Day is the best one ever. I believe that it is going to be, for reasons best known to me. I have many wonderful plans.

Also, I would like to address all of those who doubted that Jojo would be picked AND asked. Never doubt the power of Microsoft Paint.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:16 pm

jojobean wrote:

But, the thought that I can be with one Dora T. Explorer makes me the happiest man on earth.

Why?
She isn't a cheeseburger.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:34 pm

Your harsh words mean nothing. I just got her a dozen of her second favourite flowers.

I hope that you like the flowers I got for you.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:01 pm

You people are pathetic.... virtual relationships? Virtual Valentines? Losers.

I went and found me some real ones. Get a life people!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Good morning, jojo love!! I am so sorry I am late today. I am not feeling well.

(I hope it wasn't something I got from last night with Harry. And Harry, please can we keep what we have to the attic? I don't want to upset jojo! See you up there later!)

Your pictures today are grand! I do love them so much. You are the paint master. I got some paint for us to use this weekend. YUM!

And I just got the tulips you sent me. Lovely! :sigh:

Here is a page from my notebook for you:

My Baby Loves Me :sigh:

Let's have some fun today, jojo! I am so happy you said "Yes!"

@ Mrs. So and So: I am now sure he will treat my heart well. I was right to pick him.

@ Murry: I am glad you and your son approve of my match.

@ <strike>James</strike> <strike> Evil Juan</strike> Juan the nicest mod: Please don't ban me. I will try to behave. [crossing fingers behind my back]

@ crazy squirrel: I may not be a cheeseburger, but he can eat me if he wants. Did I just say that out loud? Embarassed

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:26 pm

I have received a last minute PM woo attempt from downunder.

Perhaps not really original but funny. No doubt Murry will exact suitable recriminations after our wonderful and seismic valentine celebrations together.

Quote:

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get.

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:50 pm

unoriginal wooing Rolling Eyes

Kate sweet darling, I did wonder where you got to, shall we return Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:58 pm

Well, Dora. My day is coming to a close. I am thrilled that this weekend will be spent running about with you. I have one final gift for you:

Also, I have this song for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLipUxK8vs

And, I tried baking cookies again. But, I messed up. Embarassed

I hope that my effort still means something. I did the best that I could and they were certainly from the heart.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:06 pm

Thanks love.

For you: Valentine

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Has anyone seen my love thefife around. I got all of the "falling in love with me" stuff done long ago, now it is time for me to claim my prize.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:29 pm

@Ima, thanks for your PM, my love. As always, your wish is my command. The Exposition Universelle de Paris in 1889 is where we will spend our romantic holiday:

One of the many great advantages of my time machine (patent pending) is that time is at our beck and call. We can go back to 1889 and spend as long as we want, and return to 2009 at the very instant we left. No one will know that we spent two glorious weeks together in that single moment. Heaven awaits, my love.

And we will still drink '70 Mouton-Rothschild with our Valentine's dinner, but it will be 1870.....

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:35 pm

Murry, my sweet Sultan of Woo.

Just working out the time difference [scratches head] where am I supposed to be this week? [/scratches head]

Oh yeah! Quechua (Runa Simi) born and bred, honest.

Laughing

Sooooo that means it is V Day. <Throws myself into your muscular arms, my breasts squash against your manly hunky chest, hands brush your hair and back as I hungrily kiss your lantern jaw and lips.>

Take me I am yours. smooch smooch et cetera.

Cool

My, but you are a firm man!

Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:40 pm

[threadjack]

<-- I just realized I missed my 5,000th postwhoreversary. Of course, 2,000 of them were in this thread, devoted to wooing Ima. Very Happy

[/threadjack]

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:57 pm

Dearest Dora,

My departure is near. I shall be there soon. Here are two more songs I have for you to listen to until my arrival.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d64szW5aebM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafEFSXVtuw

Congrats Juan! You have done a bang up job.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:17 pm

Cathartic Kate, thank you for being mine this Valentines day Pretty Rose

My sweet Darling Kate I find you enchanting
And my every desire you have been granting
Your curves, smile, lips and your and charms
There is only one place to be and that's in my arms

There is one thing that I have promised to do
That I have not yet delivered to you (Oh quiet Harry, not that)
And that is to woo you on this most special day
So I tell you this woo while together we lay

Our romance has seemed shaky to say the least
While together we released our inner beast
But there is one thing we knew all the while
We would be together and together we'd smile

Fun and love is a game myself I dont often enjoy
But this thread has made me feel like a boy
Refreshed and youthful, ready to take on the theives
That sours this cyber world that many a victim believes

From the Valentines thread I take many new things
And will remember the wonderful gifts that it brings
I have found new friends and been enspired to write
And filled my head with thoughts of a wonderful night

Tomorrow I must leave you but never without me
while we travel this cyber world please dont doubt me
That when I tell you I love you, I honestly do
I love the things that you are and the things are you

As we make our own journey away from this thread
many wonderful thoughts will cause a tear to be shed
The thought of your hugs and your caring too
and the thought of this being my final woo

Well for this year anyway, Wink

Now where were we?

Oh, yes, thats where we were, would someone mind turning the lights off, the candles look so much nicer when the light is off.

XOXOXOXO
Umm, a little privacy please

Thank you

BTW, forgive if my Aussie accent doesnt make it sound right but I must say a few more words just to show my versatility
Me gusta te gulu
Qui lidos ohos ti ness
Teciero mucho

Edit
Juan, I would congratulate your on your 5,000th post and would tell you how impressive those posts have been but alas, I have other more important things to tend to Wink