The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan: You are wonderful. :sigh: Thank you for the really excellent pictures, and the promise of a wonderful time in France.

Congratulations on 5000 posts. I've especially enjoyed the ones this week. Wink

Lastly, thank you so much and you know why. :kiss:

I'll post more wooing for you later. XOXO

@Sners: Hi honey, wooing for you coming up later as well. YZYZY

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

To my Eater Valentine dr.stephen williams

Doc williams you are so sweet
You have really knocked me off my feet

Your great kindness and fun at being my date
Has really been a blast and made me shake

With laughter and much entertainment
You have been the best date in the establishment

You have even given me your pyramids as a gift
My enjoyment of you has been a real lift

Your poems and romantic dates I will miss
Your love and devotion has never been remiss

You even went a way for a while but you came back in true style
I have not had so much fun and laughter in a long long while

I have never regretted picking you as my Eater mate
You are truly awesome and a wonderful Valentine's date

The others have watched as we made our funny dance
Of funny love and happy Eater romance

I am forever your real and true devotee
Because you have so thoroughly and truly wooed me

With your kindness and generosity
I will and forever be so happy you also picked me

I think you are brilliant and fun
And Im so glad you let me be the one

To share this fun adventure with you
My sweet Eater Valentine who was always true

I have no regrets because you are the king
I will always be your devoted Dramaqueen

ETA: I loved our adventure in Paris my love.
I had so much fun and the pictures are grand.
Im still tingling from our time together!
You are so wonderful and never forget it!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:45 pm

TO the Pink dragon (pinky Wink

)

Please injoy your self at the Vday party i will be thinking of you from the padded cell that the mod's have put us (meaniny the skyhook's band member's)in. Crying or Very sad

Murry sorry buddy but for reason's beyond my/ow control skyhook's can not play at your party. kate may know were there is a duke box to replace us ,sorry again buddy Beer

ow and murry can you send a link to lovely pinky to explain the flag's, pig's, & pisshelmet's. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:55 pm

@ Shyhook, it may look better if it comes from you Wink

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118861

Besides, I am too busy to worry about icons and music right now Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:23 am

@Eater ladies, I hope you all are happy. You have made me cry.

All this time I thought you cared for me. Here it is Valentines day and I have no one. I feel so bad. I have been turned down by all the "ladies" like:

Ima
Drama Queen
Lotta
Pink Dragon
and countless others

Sure, I got a mercy f$%k from Dora, but come on.....I need love too.

Actually, I am glad I never bowed to the evil she-devils here. I'm going to the titty bar......who wants to go with me?

Ummmmmm....NO. You can't go Skyhook.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:29 am

Oh Harry. I am so sorry you didn't get a Valentine of your own this year. I think it might be because the ladies couldn't decide which of your personalities to choose from.

But you know, I do care. So Happy Valentine's Day, Harry!

Before you go to the bar and have your fun, jojo isn't here yet. Come back upstairs.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:33 am

^^^^^

four all of us

what about E he is not a skyhook, E is the front man for the EELS band

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:51 am

@Dora, I'll be right there. If I knock one off before I go to the titty bar, I can last longer in the V.I.P. room. Do you want me to wear the fat suit and pretend I'm jojo? Happy Valentines Day to you too!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:03 am

Just Jane wrote:

SSA: *Sigh*, you really know how to get to a girl's heart, don't you? And to you, my dearest, I dedicate today's ASEM response for our favorite porn boy Sam:

Quote:

your mama will never stop ashawo in egypt

And just for your love, I necroed the thread and sent out his proposition to hundreds of lads again.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:45 am

you haven't tried to woo meeeeee. Sad

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Thanks to Juan's time machine (and Lotta's permission) I will not have to choose between Snerd and Juan. I will be going time travelling to France with Juan and going to Monterey with Sners. I am really looking forward to both trips. Very Happy

You two have not wavered in your wooing. It's been, without a doubt, the best wooing on this thread. (Juan should be commended for the come from behind tie. Kudos also to Ghost for his soul love wooing and Jose for his oh so clever lad wooing.)
I do truly adore you both, Valentine thread game aside. It would break my heart to pick one of you. The fact that neither of you is making me choose, only proves how wonderful you are.

I tried to get Valentine trophy pictures for you but my lad screwed up the pictures. He put all the writing on one sign that is illegible Rolling Eyes

So, in true baiter fashion, I photoshopped them for you.

Happy Valentine's Day, to the two most wonderful men at Eater. Big kisses to both of you and I don't care who sees.

@My handsome Juan:

Pour toi, mon amour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAQWr34De0

@My dear Sners:

For you, honey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gohZzEmlAnc

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:28 am

@ Ima:

I've got your number, sweetie. Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:36 am

Still waiting for jojo here. And it is getting chilly. I may have to put some clothes on. But whilst waiting, I doodled this for him:

And I set the table for dinner:

Made some romantic pizzas:

Baked a cake for the first dessert:

Got myself ready for the second dessert:

Put on the music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo

And sit and wait. :sigh:

@ Juan: Congrats on the postwhoring! (I would know nothing about that at all!) And it seems you might have gotten Ima also!

@ Tsnerd: I did everything I could. I really wanted it to be you and you alone for Ima. Maybe next year, you might want to ***BANNED*** James before the holiday? Congrats for getting to be one of Ima's finest!

@ Ima: You are so lucky! Way to go, girl! Very Happy

@ SSA: Necro a thread for your Valentine. That actually sounds cool; in a kinky way!

@ warmonger: It is not too late! Pick someone and woo-away!!

And last, but not least: @ Harry: If I was going to leave jojo for anyone, it would be you sweetie. Have fun at the club tonight. Thanks for the attic-fun. And don't dress up as jojo. It is slightly disturbing.

:sigh:

Edited for grammer and to make sure to get the whisper correct.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:38 am

WHAT JUAN???? At least there should be a few kisses and a caress or two, not just "IN-N-OUT". That is NOT being a Gentleman. Rolling Eyes

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Awwwwww Harry all the Eater chicks care about you. Wink

We are just a little confused about you sometimes.........
We wish you a Happy and Wonderful Valentines Day!
Hope you get lots of hugs, smooches, and whatever else rings your bell.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:05 am

Dearest Dramaqueen,

I am sending you another HYIP site to kill.

You hve PM.

Love,

Doc

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:07 am

Dora: I like to hurt the ones I hate, it shows the ones I love how much I care. Poor Sam, he should be getting all sorts of abusive calls now. I'm a loving sadist. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:16 am

Lucky in love but not in the kitchen wrote;

Quote:

And, I tried baking cookies again. But, I messed up.

While I am waiting for my love to have a short rest, I thought I may be able to help you in the kitchen by providing a guide for you (and indeed others who may need the help) in simple to understand easy steps

During the course of this years wooing I didn't mention my skills in the kitchen as I didn't plan on having too much time to eat. but seeing as I have a few moments here are some simple directions to make cookies for your sweet Dora

Now
Go to room with fridge and square thing that makes ding ding noises
Rummage through places where the plates used to be and look for a packet that says "self raising flour" throw the packet and contents in the bin as it has been sitting there for way too long
Go to shop and ask assistant to help you find:
vanilla esscence
self raising flour
sugar
butter
small quantity of milk
1 case of your favourite beer
2 bottles of very cheap wine
chocolate chips / mars bar pieces / nuts or other things optional

Take items home and go to the room with a fridge in it again and place beer and cheap wine in fridge.
look for a square looking item in same room as fridge that may look like one of these
Turn knobs on square thing until it gets hot, you will know when the temperature is right when you can touch the metal things inside and instantly get burnt, if metal things inside go red, square thing is too hot.

Run hands under running water for 20 minutes, this will help your burn and clean your hands, soap is preffered but I will not be teaching that lesson today

Now, find a small bowl, one that would fit 1 box of cereal should be fine
Now get a cup, a beer mug will work equally as well if you cant find one
make the butter hot enough so it melts by putting it into the square thing that makes ding ding noises, the one you would use to reheat frozen dinners, press buttons until butter begins to turn around as soon as butter has melted stop ding ding device and put butter into bowl
put 1 cup (or substituted beer mug) of sugar into bowl for every 2 cups of white powder in "self raising flour" bag do not use more than 1 bag of each for this recipe
Pour in some of the vanilla escence, that's the stuff in a small bottle that looks like grog, (very important, it is not grog, do not drink)
Put a small amount into bowl about 3 to 4 beer bottle top fulls should do it
Mix all ingredients with hands until it has the consistency of plastic explosives, use extra milk if necessary to get required consistency.

If desired, place chocolate, Mars bar pieces, nuts (no, on second thoughts, please do not place nuts in mixture) and mix them in by hand

Now, look for a flat metal thing to go into oven, a number plate will work if no other suitable alternative is found. make log with small amount of the yellowish substance that we will now refer to as "cookie dough" log should be about the thickness of a baseball bat but much shorter, (yes, a baseball bat has a thicker end and a thinner end, it doesn't matter, pick the thickness of one of the ends and make your cookie dough log that size)
once cookie dough looks like a small log, cut into slices about the thickness of your little finger, (on second thoughts, make slices about half the thickness of your little finger)

Places slices on flat metal object keeping them apart and put into hot thing
close door on hot thing for best results
leave "cookie dough" slices in hot thing for 10 to 20 minutes
watch cookie dough slices as they grow in hot thing and begin to change colour
remove cookie dough slices from hot thing before they go black, slightly darkened is fine too
Important note
run hands under cold water for 20 minutes to remove pain caused by holding hot plate thing with cooked cookie dough (alternatively you may opt to use several jumpers to insulate your hands from hot metal plate)
cookie dough can now be refered to as "cookies"
make further lots of cookie dough logs and repeat process.

If desired, place excess cookie dough in section of fridge where you would find empty "ice trays" remove from "freezer" and allow to defrost before following steps to cook cookie dough

Very important, place some cookies on a "plate" (a fast food napkin would do) and put aside where they are out of reach, eat remaining cookies.

Now, after all of this work you will be very thirsty, and I know you wont need help with that Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Doc I loved our trip today my dearest. You are so romantic.

I loved viewing the gardens. You know how much I love flowers and are always thinking of me. (Even if its cold just pretend there are flowers)

The other places we visited were wonderful too.

I loved them all so much

BUT my favorite place to be was with you in our suite all alone.

Where we had our bath

Enjoyed some drinks.

Then went to bed, where I tied you up and did fun things to you. Im glad you were only scared for a few minutes and then you relaxed,lol... I told you I wouldn't hurt you silly Wink

I want you to know

Here's a rose for you my love. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

ETA: Awwww Doc you are giving me another gift! (HYIP site to kill)
You spoil me so much! Hugs and kisses all over you darling.
Tickle Tickle

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:39 am

@Dora : thanks Luv, but I think for this year that I'm Stuck with my one and only for a Valentine. Her name is Jamie and I just asked her to be my Valentine, offering her Pink Salmon and Cheese Corn Puffs-- which she just ADORES. On her, it's better than catnip. AND she did accept. I guess I'll just have to wait until next year, unless I worked on Harry Bawls-- and then I would have to be on top. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you, Ima. :sigh and kisses:

This year was far more fun than last....and we have St. Patricksadayatine Day coming up. Very Happy

...Make sure Juan doesn't lose the key to the time machine (he is forgetful, you know) and I'll see you on our private jet about 10am or so. The champagne will be chilling. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:46 am

thefife wrote:

From: "thefife"
To: "Jose Cuervo" <[email protected]>

Subject: Re:Re:Re: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!

What does your mama have to do with this??

I just want to know what percentage of the population have you told about this deal. Look Cuervo, I thought this was supposed to be a super secret just between us valentine thing which I have done everything humanly possible to claim, but you keep messing things up. Just answer my questions and do as I say! I don't know how I can trust you with my heart again. Crying or Very sad

Quote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife

Subject: PLS DO NOT CRY ,OK

I do not tell any body of our trasaction becos i keep this secrete inside myself for only u.i did tell u evry of the detail require of this our VALENTINE DAY TRANSACTION. im sry that i do not kno what have happen becos is a suprice to me aswell.i go answre evry of ur question and do evry as u say but pls hurry becos our time for thr conclusion of the transaction is been today.i go do anyting for reclaim ur trost , tell me what i do now ,i am bagging u pls!!!

urs all ways,,

jose_cuervo

NB* i make u these poam becos u dey di only of my dreams

evry of the day i tink of u
my lorve fo u e grow strong
all ways i most tell u the truths
JMRaza go lie all day long

this othr fraudster hulligan an tout
make promise is not for real ,ok
u most trust that i go catch them out
and make a big sucess for ur VALENTINE DAY

ur words go chop my haert
whence u go call mi di liar
i promise i do evry of my part
na i don strock for thonder fiyaaaa

pls tell me what u want me to do
becos this transaction short for time
u go see for urself i tell the truht
but pls dont ask me go hold a sign

this othr guys wey don contact u
dey just small boy on di block
urs lovr go make me di bigfooll
pls let me show u my big...

modality

edit missed word

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:52 am

@ Jose

A lad would never actually write their own poetry Wink

Perhap u will needed to sen de 4mat to more magas next yiar ok Laughing

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@Jose:

Making me giggle again.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:59 am

Jose has made me laugh ever since he introduced the Valentine's modality. Laughing

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