The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:42 pm

ParaNoid, you are
One twisted dude
But, I love you more
Than most food

I'll open my door
To give you more
So, to the Mrs.
Hold on to your prisses ( Razz

)

I love your style
You drive me wild
And I'm not taking
This very, very mild

I don't know
If the Mrs. knows
That my love for you
Always grows

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:27 pm

I never new slighty had a prosthetic bum. That is what his latest avatar is, isn't it? Unless it's prosthetic dangly bits....

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:37 pm

My sweet Corona
You give me a bona
I long to be with you
so we can lay around and screw
You really are pretty
why do the guys treat you so shitty
You are so fine
I want to make you mine
And with some luck
soon we will F%&k

I love you baby.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:45 pm

I can see a touch of the "nicer gentler Harry" in that love poem, very touching Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:48 pm

Thank you Murry, I've been working on that for days.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@ Juan: Thank you for the beautiful Valentine. Very Happy

XOXO

I took a picture of us when we were together earlier today.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:33 pm

Dearest Dora,

As a result of the safari that I have given unto you, I submit the lad curses for your beautiful eyes.

Quote:

poor rat god will punish you and your grneration.idiot man like you.

Pour vous. You inspired those words.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:34 pm

Just stopping by to see if anyone want's me yet Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:42 pm

Sweet adorable Murry.

I took your advice and spoke to no strange strangers while shopping.

I think I spotted Skyhook and Reaper though, but they were too busy chatting to a pair of hookers.

Wink

Hope you approve of my purchase?

I am getting lots of rest for our big day and am following your sensible suggestion of answering no PM's especially from Harry and jojo, OK.

Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:48 pm

I will not PM you. I am only into Dora.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

@thefife -- sorry my dear for having gone silent today, but I've been busy motivating my staff. After going through approximately 14 tons of TNT, destroying about 2km of natural coral reef, the unfortunate, accidental death of two sla...err, migrant workers, and the displacement of at least three native species of iguana, I have finally gotten one of my personal islands the right shape for you:

I can't wait to fly you there. Very Happy

EDIT: We are still in the process of draining various wetlands in order to fell the approx. 8 hectares of trees needed to spell your name. I hope to have that soon once we've taken care of some local resistance.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:38 pm

Dearest Ima, thank you for the lovely picture. I've printed it out and framed it on my desk. My heart beats faster every time I look at it. :hug:

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:09 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Lotta!!!!

We've missed you so.

I have a very important question for you. May I please have <strike>2</strike> <strike>3</strike> <strike>4</strike> as many Valentines as I'd like, rather than committing to just one?

Well.....as long as the list does not include Slightly, Callum, Nottobescammed, Nurse Nasty and Harry Bawls you can have as many as you want! Laughing

Do keep in mind that part of the fun is the gents fighting over you. (last time I checked, it looks like Juan may be the worthy one)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Don't worry Lotta, they've been fighting. Laughing

WOOO HOOO!!!!! I can have as many Valentines as I want! (Aside from those on the list).

happy crowd

Thanks Lotta, I love you. Very Happy

(Snerd isn't going to like your comment about Juan being more worthy, by the way. Laughing

)

@Juan: :sigh: and :hug: back.

@Sners: Are you home yet, honey? I missed you today. YZYZYZ

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

last time I checked, it looks like Juan may be the worthy one

I'm really puzzled as to why Lotta would think this. Sad

I can only conclude that Evil Juan is using some sort of alien technology to control her mind.

Ima, if this doesn't prove my worthiness to have your toes in my sand, I will only be able to conclude that Evil Juan is using the same device on you. Sad

I wrote you a lovely poem*:

I got chocolates for you*:

*that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:18 am

lotta wrote:

it looks like Juan may be the worthy one

Thank you thank you thank you!

@Ima:

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:23 am

lotta wrote:

...as long as the list does not include Slightly, Callum, Nottobescammed, Nurse Nasty and Harry Bawls you can have as many as you want!

Dan! What have you done to get on this list? Shocked

And of course I want you...every Sunday

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:30 am

Corona, please don't make me wait
just tell me you took the bait
the wind on the water will make ripples
exactly like when I blow on your nipples
once we get started I simply can't stop
the same as when we're doing it, with you on top
I wish you would answer me
the tension is killing me, like when I have to pee
all joking aside, I love you girl
so give me a chance, let's give it a whirl

I love you baby, and I bought you this. I hope you like it:

eta:

Lotta wrote:

Well.....as long as the list does not include Slightly, Callum, Nottobescammed, Nurse Nasty and Harry Bawls

Dang Lotta, I'm having enough trouble here without you discouraging the ladies from having me.......

Confused

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:41 am

What a wonderful day I've had with you Dora my darling! I enjoyed our trip to the zoo where we saw these giraffes...

Followed by a stroll on the beach...

I could see that you were still holding onto some stress from the past week and a half so we went back to your place and I gave you a message.

You were so relaxed that you fell asleep, and you looked so heavenly that I did not want to disturb your rest. After covering you with a blanket I slipped out. I hope you found the note I left for you. I look forward to spending more time with you this Saturday, my love.

Pretty Rose

Te adoro, Dora mi belleza, mi amor, mi todo. Pretty Rose

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:42 am

@Kate, no, I believe I walked right past you. Perhaps it was the smell.

@Jojo, SKYHOOK is not Packman. Packman spells better.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:44 am

BluthBanana wrote:

You were so relaxed that you fell asleep, and you looked so heavenly that I did not want to disturb your rest. After covering you with a blanket I slipped out. I hope you found the $100.00 I left for you.

That sounds like she is a ...........nevermind.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:54 am

To lotta:

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:54 am

This thread still sucks!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:05 am

^^^ What the hell???? Nothing??????

I'm getting ready to jump on the NN love train.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:10 am

Reaper wrote:

@Kate, no, I believe I walked right past you. Perhaps it was the smell.

@Jojo, SKYHOOK is not Packman. Packman spells better.

yes i smell a lot betta

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