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undertowz
Stooge
Joined: 13 Nov 2008
Posts: 283
Location: location location
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:28 pm |
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While we're waiting for the Y2KY to hatch.....and since lad humor is good for what ails me/us...
[set to background music - Kool and the Gang horn section] 
..can't get enough of that funky stuff
a 10 out of 10 "dolla chopped" rantline siggy from 419 member "Freddy's" lad.
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THIS IS THE END OF YOUR LIFE. YOU HAVE ONLY 3 DAYS TO BE IN GRAVE. JUST GO AND GET YOUR SELF A NICE COFEE |
gotta great lad line? post it here... |
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D3rrick Blar3 M7CN - 2414 boxes, 68 refreshments, 2 months
"we want to avoid the puzzle thing again because it was really hard for my assistant to do it. And also it takes a lot of time"
Lords0n K0phy
"The method of playing scrabble to generate M7CN cannot be accepted by this company"
"How can Western Union ask a custormer whether he or she has been in witch craft and voodoo"
TOM SL0C0CK:
"After receiving your ID thou it was not that visable but with the use of our ultra-veiw mechain we can see the registration number"
3 oinks  + I r.i.p'd 2 httpz
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undertowz
Stooge
Joined: 13 Nov 2008
Posts: 283
Location: location location
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:04 am |
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| The next step it to have him produce a mobile track mounted version operable by GPS guided remote control from your home office. Preferably solar powered and with an automatic ore sampling rig. |
Been hell getting him to budge on the new mechain. BUT!
I've got him cornered in a payment holdup. The lad's demanding payment
for the first sketch. Believe I promised him $1,500 for the initial order
with sketches and manual. I got lucky enough to harvest his bank account
details (reported) and oddly his other persona "Mr. Sim0n" from the
courier company that is handling my parcel from the original pre-payment
scam seems to be using the SAME bank account. 
Long story short...they're all the same lad. The lad either got mixed up
with his replies and sent me the same bank account numbers for both
characters he's playing or he didn't think I'd notice and got caught.
Since H00ke's acct is the same as the courier's acct. I've emailed them
both this same email to stall the bait and get a new sketch from the ENGR
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Dear Mr. Sim0n (courier) CC: Jam3s H00ke
I asked Mr. Slowc0ck to give me details
about a unique machine he uses to scan documents called the Ultra-View
machine. Since I am a mining executive I saw great possibilities for
the machine and asked Slowcock to send me the contact so that I could
order some machines like the one he uses. He directed me to contact
JAMES H00KE at the Galax3y Co.
And now I've emailed you both. JAMES H00KE meet Mr. Simon.
I ask you both to contact Mr. TOM SLOWCOCK to verify this if you need
proof. Apparently you are both using the identical bank account for your
businesses. All numbers you both sent are the same.
This has my bank manager confused and cautious
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THEREFORE..THE BANK MANAGER IS HOLDING THE TRANSFER BACK
TO YOU BOTH UNTIL ALL THIS IS EXPLAINED AND DOCUMENTATION IS
PROVIDED TO PROVE WHY YOU BOTH USE THE SAME BANK ACCOUNT.
Have lovely eveningS
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I have h00KE cornered....he's refused to send a new sketch twice
demanding payment for the first order before any further sketching.
Now I'm emailing the lad back tonite to ask for the ^^ GPS guided
remote control model with the promise to let him off the bank account
discrepancy (which would hold him up for days ) with an instant
Westy Onion (mangler of course  ) transfer by noon today if
he sends the sketch for the new improved track mounted shitebox.
 cross fingers now.... |
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D3rrick Blar3 M7CN - 2414 boxes, 68 refreshments, 2 months
"we want to avoid the puzzle thing again because it was really hard for my assistant to do it. And also it takes a lot of time"
Lords0n K0phy
"The method of playing scrabble to generate M7CN cannot be accepted by this company"
"How can Western Union ask a custormer whether he or she has been in witch craft and voodoo"
TOM SL0C0CK:
"After receiving your ID thou it was not that visable but with the use of our ultra-veiw mechain we can see the registration number"
3 oinks + I r.i.p'd 2 httpz
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undert0wz
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 2
Location: here
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:32 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:48 am |
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Awesome! Calling all nutters. Form a line!
You really need to add the part about how evil eater people are and how we eat live children for breakfast. To answer your question. Yes, we'd prefer to not have someone like you aboard. I could point you to several sites who may care about your mod-run-in-woes. They all get together on Saturdays and waste their lives giving a shit about a internet forum. It's great! I just checked our disgruntled members ratio. We're still good. Mod approval is up 12%
Funny how the vast majority of people can get along without going mental. The wars out there not here. We care little for your childish antics. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:32 pm |
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NN, I'd just like to point out that 12% of feck all is still feck all
Eating live children is disgusting too. Far tastier dipped in beer batter and deep fried. |
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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