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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:02 pm |
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To understand this story, you need to now that my brother has had mercenary turn of mind of late. He's been selling his stuff to support his elecrtronic gaming habit.
So, anyway, the family is sitting at the table, talking about decorating, and the conversation turns to my brother's new rug he never got.
You see, this rug, according to my parents is rather ugly. My dad said it looked like something from "a French house of ill repute", and that "you have to see it to believe it". Apparently it was bright green, and shaggy. My parents refused to buy anything of the sort, but now they were considering letting him have it. It is, after all, his room.
Then my brother mentioned that, with the rug, he would be able to sleep comfortably on the floor.
Why did he want to sleep on the floor, we all wanted to know?
(I swear I'm not making this up)
Chainy's little brother wrote: |
"Then I can sell my bed on EBay." |
He couldn't understand why we all burst out laughing. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:19 pm |
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I'm sure we're not related but that sounds like my son |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:21 pm |
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Chainy thats funny
I understand about the addiction tho.
I know someone who would make a deal of any kind to get his new fix on video games and PC games satisfied.
Hope he wont get to cold on the floor,hehehe..... |
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:50 pm |
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Are you sure he's not using the money to pay government taxes and demurrage fees on his lottery winnings? |
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SlapHappy
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:25 am |
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That boy needs his videogames taken away for his own good. And he needs a nice football. |
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Roycropper
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:04 am |
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his elecrtronic gaming habit. |
Is that as in gambling? I have a client who plays poker online when he comes home from the pub I'd hate to have to tell the wife we were suddenly moving, it was bad enough when I bought a Jag 'acciddently' on eBay.
It would explain why he needs to sell his bed. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:22 am |
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^ Naw, as in "SuperSmashBros Brawl" habit. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
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"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
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Titania
Hell on wheels
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:25 am |
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^^^ I don't think it's gambling, RC. I think it's just computer games, PlayStation, etc.
SlapHappy has a good point. An addiction is an addiction, whether it's to drugs, alcohol, nicotine, shopping, or electronic games. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:43 am |
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Well I really enjoy my addictions.
Computer
Baiting
Coffee
I dont know what I would do without them.
I went without internet for about a week and had such a hissy fit with the cable guy he gave me his personal cell number to call him immediatly if it happened again,lol.....
It better not....... |
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"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
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Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:41 am |
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Depending on how young he is, he needs to be taught some discipline fast. If this habit keeps on it'll lead to a path to self destruction. I myself play lots of games, but I have the sense to commit myself to physical activities outside of eating and sleeping.
How old is your brother anyway? |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:18 pm |
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15. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
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Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:37 am |
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Yeah, he definitely shouldn't be at the point of selling his stuff at the age of 15. It's not even legal for him to use eBay at the age of 15. Hopefully he's in shape or he'll be like I was when I first went to basic training, when I couldn't even run 2 miles in less than 20 minutes. mom and Dad have to exert more control over him. |
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JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:50 am |
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^^^ Ideas for exercise;
Strap his favourite game disc to a radio control car and have him chase around the yard after it.
Take his game controller and give it to a friend/co-worker/relative who works near by with strict instructions to return it only when he shows up to collect it on foot.
Disassemble and spread his gaming gear around the house, garage, yard etc sin places that require effort to reach and retrieve.
If not too inconvenient, pull the fuse to his power points and lock the fuse board. Tell him it's buried in the garden.
Let him have the erky green pimps rug, but liberally lace it with itching powder. |
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Kokomeister
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:40 am |
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I hear the "World of Warcraft" game is so addicting that so guy played it for three days straight then committed suicide afterward. I also hear the in China they have an "internet-addicts" anonymous program as well. |
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Trixi
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Joined: 09 Apr 2008
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:13 pm |
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World of Warcraft has another name - World of Warcrack.
You dont need to have ever played it to guess why.
Everquest (another MMORPG) is often called Evercrack too.
But I think we all obsess in our own ways - and teenage obsession is natural. I expect he'll grow out of it and become obsessed the usual suspects soon enough. (delete as applicable - beer, porn, beer, porn, etc.) |
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Reaper
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:29 pm |
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He can't sell his bed on ebay if your parents bought it. I agree with Slaphappy, get him a soccerball, rubgyball, basketball, etc. At least try and vary his interests so he doesn't JUST play computer games. |
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thud419
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:46 pm |
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I can't believe nobody has asked the most important question.
If he sells his bed, where's he going to sit when he's playing video games?
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Ex.
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:05 pm |
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I am currently playing World of Warcraft, and have met these so called addicts. The game is engineered to keep you playing for a long time, this no doubt. However, if you are an avid video game player, you get more value from World of Warcraft. The standard video game costs $50-$60 brand new and most gamers will burn through that game in a month or two. A monthly subscription for World of Warcraft is $15 a month, so if you play games a lot, you actually save money playing World of Warcraft, since there's so much you can do in the game. However, the game isn't made to be addicting nor does it imply a sense of forcing you to play, as I've said to another member in a kind of friendly PM discussion, humans have a choice of free will. Sure you might like playing video games, but in the end its something you choose to do and not in the hands of the games creators. Don't blame the game, blame the stupidity/weakmindedness of the person. The "addicts" are just people obsessed with a fantasy world who can't pull themselves from it.
It all comes to one thing, discipline. |
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jojobean
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:44 pm |
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Those gamers are so weird. Wanting to sleep on the floor.
Some people would sell their souls for another month on World of Warcraft. I know Ima is that way, she loves that game. |
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JumpinJayJay
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:42 pm |
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when I couldn't even run 2 miles in less than 20 minutes |
I couldn't run 2 miles full stop, let alone in 20 minutes I have no cardio endurance capacity at all, I feel like i'm going to die after about the first kilometre
as for online gaming, I play LOTRO and GTA IV whenever I can, but the wife has recently discovered facebook and is studying, so my computer time at home is severely limited |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:56 pm |
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^^^
Yeah when I finally got myself in shape, I realized the importance of it, and have vowed not to let myself go that far again. Its a real eye opener when you're out on the track 4 in the morning and you're huffin and wheezin all over yourself and you puke your guts up when you finally finish. It sucks but is a good feeling. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:09 am |
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My brother abandoned his bed around the age of 17-much cooler for all his friends to lounge around on pillows and such while smoking unusual aromatic mixtures.He is 47 now,and I made the mistake of buying him an xbox 360 for christmas-he still sleeps on the floor,but now it's next to the video game,and I've lost the use of the TV! |
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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