Author |
Message |
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:12 am |
|
It's about time this subject reared it's ugly head again.
Post your desktops.
Best one (as voted for by a panel of idiots) gets a Premium Membership.
Extra points will be given for baiting relevance, but it's not a necessity as sexist desktops of hot chicks will also be given consideration (Jojobean will judge the "hot guys" entries for the ladies who wish to post that sort of thing).
To start things off, here's mine:
Disclaimer: This competition is mod-approved.
Prof. You need not apply if all you are going to do is steal a photo from Jojo's desktop, state that it's yours and claim that you are the shit.
NOTE: If you post your desktop, make sure that there's nothing on it that gives your identity or r/l details away. Just drag and drop any incriminating folder into MyDocuments, take your screenshot and drag it back to your desktop afterwards. The easiest way to take a screenshot is to hit "Printscreen" on your keyboard, open MSPaint, hit Ctrl+V and then save as a .jpeg. You may need to resize your result and do some other stuff, but really, after bringing you this far, you're on your own.
BTW. Points will be deducted and you will probably contract an odd venereal disease if you blowout the thread when posting your submission.
Unstickied -Ima |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole
Last edited by Slightlyoutofit on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:32 am; edited 2 times in total |
|
|
|
Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:22 am |
|
When posting images, please make sure they are no large than 600 pixels in width, or where possible, please use a thumbnail image that leads to the full sized one, topic stickied.
@ Slightly, what's the end date for entries just so people know?
Quote: |
BTW. Points will be deducted and you will probably contract an odd venereal disease if you blowout the thread when posting your submission. |
Says the topic starter who then blows out the screen with his oversized image |
_________________
40x 4x 2x 2x 10x 34x 17x 9x 1x 1x 6x 4x 1x 6x 1x 23x
YMCA Summer Holdiay + Bus Hijack
www.scamwarners.com - www.scam-info-links.info - www.aa419.org - The Numpties Gallery |
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:37 am |
|
I never blew jack shit out and unless you have the photographic proof, forever hold your silence.
End date is Midnight Sunday GMT. Judges decision is final. Unless you've got money or sexual favours. Preferably the latter.
If you already have Premium, you are welcome to nominate someone else or extend your own. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole
Last edited by Slightlyoutofit on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:50 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:43 am |
|
nothing particularly exciting from me... just the kids
Work:
Home:
(yes, I know they were on the same computer, but i wanted to post them both at once :p)
[edit] i have the bubble one at home because on vista there's a screensaver that floats bubbles all around the screen that my son loves |
_________________ Site Killing forum.
x24 x3 x2 x30
Lover Boy Joe - Accra to Cotonou
Click here to support 419Eater.com
x5
Last edited by JumpinJayJay on Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:19 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:47 am |
|
|
|
|
JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:51 am |
|
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:56 am |
|
JumpinJayJay wrote: |
BUSTED |
You were onto a winner. What with you being the only desktop so far and having a really damn cute baby as an entry. I was thinking no-one could beat the bubbles. No-one!!!.
But you just shit it.
SP. That is just so anal. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:00 am |
|
This is still mine, suitably resized because the last time this came up, SP yelled at me.
edit: A picture from a friend of mine. It is real, is not of beautiful Oklahoma and, if should it happen to win, I will donate the membership. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little !
Last edited by Tsnerd on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:06 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:04 am |
|
|
|
|
Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:06 am |
|
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:28 am |
|
^^ Oh har de har har. Die!!!!
@ Snerd. Your own photo?
Note: If you post a landscape and you took the photo yourself, please specify. Reason being: Some lucky people live in very photogenic places (for example Prof lives in Hawaii) and others live in what can only be described as shit-holes (ie: YW in Gaza). If you have daily access to beautiful scenery you are not going to score as highly as someone whose only view is a sewerage plant next door unless it's something special. And unlike other competitions, there is no prize just for stealing some shit from someone else. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:43 am |
|
Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Best one (as voted for by a panel of idiots) gets a Premium Membership |
Other than yourself, whose on the panel? Can't be SP because he just proved himself a whole heap smarter. Can't be Tsnerd either becauses he's <strike>not an idiot</strike> entering the competition. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
|
|
|
sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:02 am |
|
My son Austin.
Edit: Trying again. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated
Last edited by sir scam alot on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:24 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:07 am |
|
FFS. 12 posts and only 4 desktops so far because my time is taken up answering peurile questions.
All you need to know, Callum, is that the Judgement Panel is made up of the most respected members here on Eater (me being one of them, obviously). And as I've already mentioned Jojo will be judging the "unhetero" category".
The others don't wish to be named because there's bound to be hate mail ensuing from such a sensitive issue, I hate to say it but JumpingJayJay has already PMed me death threats. I can with live that but please don't force me to publicize the other judges names - they may be far more sensitive than myself.
Rest assured, your desktops are in safe hands. We don't judge on personality (if we did there would be no winners and you, Callum, would be firmly placed in last place).
Now bugger off with the questions and post your desktop. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:10 am |
|
@Slightly - good note. I've edited my post.
Just to be helpful -
For those who need to shrink their images and avoid the wrath of SP (and us, since we have his back, hairy as it may be):
http://www.shrinkpictures.com
For those looking for a good image capture program for their desktop:
http://www.gadwin.com/printscreen |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
|
|
|
ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:17 am |
|
I Photoshopped it myself. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
|
|
|
Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:24 am |
|
Tsnerd Im stealing yours..... Love it! |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
|
|
|
DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:03 am |
|
|
|
|
simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:04 am |
|
|
_________________ HEY YOU OLD DISEASED SLAPPER I KNOW YOU F**K ANYTHING AND SUCK EVERYTHING HEARD YOUR C**T IS SO BIG NOW EVEN A HORSE CANT FILL IT!!! ENJOY IT AND HOPE YOU GETS AIDS YOU DISEASED MUGA BASTARD!!!- Some lad got pissed when I called him a slut. |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:21 am |
|
I have a dual screen, so the resolution sucks...(Edit: And it is 600px wide, exactly, so I don't want to hear any "blowout" bitching.)
Here is the link to a better version. Click...
I want my beer money back.
Bonus points if you can make out the subliminal message in the background.
|
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
Last edited by Pastor Frank on Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:31 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:26 am |
|
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:32 am |
|
^^Interesting interpretation. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:28 am |
|
ok iv learnt how to do quotes ,urls, colours, bold type, but im stuck on IMGs can i get the kiss line for this please |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
|
|
|
MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:07 am |
|
Here's mine
My husband sent me this picture one day to cheer me up. His name is Jeremy.
I'm currently knitting my own Sackboy as well.
Edit: Resized because it looked too big. |
_________________
x 7 x2
Fake Cheques: $150,000
"May God bless you? Happy exams in advance Thanks," Mr. Herbert Horsey
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
|
|
|
Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
|
Posted:
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:32 pm |
|
Taken in Crete last year, reminds me of sunny days and swimming in a warm sea, of walking across the causeway ( in the distance ) past the old salt lagoons and meeting a newly married couple trying to have photos taken by a disused windmill ( next to the windmill, windmills dont take pictures...or do they? ) while the poor bride was shooing goats away from her tasty looking dress
Also the island to the left is Spinalonga, former leper colony
Now if only I could get a lad on safari and strand him there
edit to clarify |
Last edited by Nanny Ogg on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:43 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
|