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 Done in the taxi cab with a ball point pen...

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Zzyzx
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Found, dead in back seat of taxi. Mysterious, unknown man with ball point pen stuck into eye socket. Unknown man was last seen leaving airport following American tourist. Current suspect is the American tourist, seen fleeing from the scene. White American male. Looked a helluva lot like Jim Carrey....."

So, having "traveled" to Lagos, Nigeria for the first time, I'm suddenly confronted by that one man that keeps showing up so often at 419eater..... umm, I mean at the airport. The typical strategy seems to be to run from him and switch hotels. Which I've done a few times already. However, being the Rambo type that I am, I thought, what if I bumped this guy off? Fight fire with fire and turn the tables: start following him and catch him in a dark alley after sunset. And even better! He was carrying $12,000! What luck for me! Now I can fly my lad home to the States and have plenty of money to boot!!! Very Happy
Has anybody tried this? Anybody want me to test the waters to see what happens? Anybody have a shiv they can email to me in Lagos, Nigeria? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Edit :
I am a complete and utter idiot.


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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^I think he's meaning as a fictional modality...

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Zzyzx
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kokojo, relax. I know that it can be difficult to relay humor and sarcasm via the written word alone, but this forum is well saturated with an abundance of humorous anecdotes.

Anyways, yes, pictures. I need pictures! How does one go about faking a newspaper article by just using cut & paste with Windows Paint program? Anybody faked a homicide newspaper article before? Is this all worth titillating my sadistic funny bone? Twisted Evil
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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

News clipping generator.

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<strike>Search for Newspaper generator, or check the toolbox sticky in help/hints/tips. There's quite some stuff that takes all the work away from you .</strike>

http://www.spyrkes.info/generators/

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

welcome Zzyzx...i am sure you have some great potential in you if you use it in the right way i am sure you can have alot of fun with the lads and we as readers of your baits.Again do it safe and apply for a mentor he can help you with all forms and stuff you need to help your evil plans comes reality


good luck
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