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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those wacky, wonderful folks at PETA have carried their comedy routine to new heights of ridiculousness. You'd think that would be difficult for a long-established act like the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, but they've got a sure winner in their sea kittens campaign.

I, for one, think it's an excellent idea, and one that should be put to wider use. There are many unfairly maligned animals out there that could use cuter names. Snakes, for instance, could be called "scale kittens". Slugs could be "slime kittens". Cockroaches might be "apartment kittens". The possibilities are endless!

Don't forget to check out their Sea Kitten Stories. Just the sort of thing to read to the little folks, if you want them to be traumatized for life.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My kitty-cat gets on the bed with me most nights. She's very considerate, warm (like a living hot water bottle) and doesn't snore.

I have no desire to sleep with the fishes though. Twisted Evil So I guess PETA are shit out of luck in my house.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the fact that on the "sea kitten" homepage is a picture of a little girl holding a <strike>fish</strike> sea kitten out of the water. Surely this is sea kitten torture?

I will point out PETAs website to my real kittens, just as soon as they have finished dismembering the <strike>mouse</strike> hole kitten they are currently ripping to pieces outside my window.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Look at this little kitten I caught a while back. So cute.

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It's amazing that these people are allowed to be part of the human race. Their stupidity is nothing less than astounding. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bunch of hippies

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the fish on that site look delicious

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

The kittens on that site look delicious.

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This is vitally important:

Does anyone know how many views this thread had before Meridian was actually brave enough to be the the first one to respond?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, had I seen it before this morning I would have responded about these half-wits. I don't know how anyone can read this and not want to respond.

How many views was it Snerd?

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Unfortunately, I don't know.

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Tsnerd wrote:
This is vitally important:

Does anyone know how many views this thread had before Meridian was actually brave enough to be the the first one to respond?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I saw it last night, but I couldn't think of anything clever to say. It was there for about nine hours before the first reply, though.

Still can't think of anything clever to say. The way some minds work is completely a mystery to me, and that group is one of the strangest.

"Sea kittens" - I might refer them to Shakespeare's line regarding roses and smell. To paraphrase: A fish by any other name will smell as fishy.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The first I have seen of this. PETA is a group of retards that use terrorism to advance their ideas. That is not libel as there are direct links between PETA and ALF. PETA can go fuck themselves.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going to have sea-kitten for dinner tonight.

And then I'm going to hit the town wearing my favourite fur coat.

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Those loony hippys should really learn to shut up, due to the fact ordinary people couldn't care less.

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Even though I'm only eighteen, I can barely stand to see another PETA article without going on a rant about hippies and stuff, so I'll leave it at this: PETA members breeding privileges have been officially been revoked. All of the lot must surrender their generals by 0900 tomorrow.

EDIT:Awwwww come on.....

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HAHAHA those guys just slay me. Where do they come up with this stuff? Are we sure it is not just some prank? Certainly as long as they come up with this stuff noone will take them seriously.

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where do they come up with this stuff?

i guess it's required their propoganda dept use large amounts of acid.

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Tsnerd wrote:
This is vitally important:

Does anyone know how many views this thread had before Meridian was actually brave enough to be the the first one to respond?


It was at least 21 before I went to bed. I know, because I kept checking to see if anyone had responded to my dazzling wit yet.

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Outside the bio labs at university, I was accosted by a PETA person and his leaflets. He was actually wearing a leather coat. It was to laugh.

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They tried to get me going into my university one day, as I carried a larger than life roast beef sandwich in there with me. They were telling me how wrong eating meat was and that I was hurting the animals and all of this rubbish. These people are useless. I don't throw that word around unless I really mean it too.

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hmmm... a bit of seasoning salt... some lemon pepper... perhaps some tabasco sauce... tin foil... bbq...

Yup sounds like sea kittens for dinner!
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