A pirate's life is a hard life

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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:10 pm

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MOGADISHU, Somalia

Five of the Somali pirates who released a hijacked oil-laden Saudi supertanker drowned with their share
of a reported $3 million ransom after their small boat capsized, a pirate and port town resident said Saturday.

Pirate Daud Nure says the boat with eight people on board overturned in a storm after
dozens of pirates left the Sirius Star following a two-month standoff in the Gulf of Aden that ended Friday.

Full news article:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090110/ap_on_bi_ge/piracy

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:15 pm

so does that mean theres 3 million in a boat just of the coast hhhuuuuuuuuum i can feel a sunkin treasure map just need funds to find it story comeing out of this Twisted Evil

X marks the spot watch out for the turtles and was it that tree lines up with simbas flagpole Laughing

.There is alot of fun to be had with this Twisted Evil

wonder witch side does it first the baiters or the smelly fish Laughing

And was it 3million or 3million each???? Twisted Evil

cos 3mill is not alot split between 12 or more that was a lot of risk for little return

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:52 pm

HERE Tsnerd wrote:

Sorry, Agi.
Buck beat you by two minutes:

next time I'll go looking for dublicates AFTER I post Razz

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:37 pm

I can see it now...........

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To: [email protected]

Hi my name is Daud Nure and I am poor and dying from salt water poisoning. I live in Somali and have access to US $3M that I am willing to share 25% with you for your help in retrieving. Only "I" know and have the whereabouts of this great treasure. Please send US$25K via WU to help for the purchase of a boat and the recovery. As soon as I recover this money, I will send your 25%. This is risky free. Do not tell anyone about our dealings.

Daud Nure
Pirates and Parrots Inc.
Oceanway, Somali

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:20 pm

I am surprised we have not heard of the Gaza charity scams. There is usually an upswell every time they are back in the news....

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:22 am

"dear Sir. This message may come as a surprise as I am emailing you from an upturned canoe in the middle of the Indian ocean..."

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:11 pm

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FROM:
B3L4 NGUM3
NADIFA AVENUE 41
BP 1294 MOGADISHU
SOMALIA

Good Day,

This letter might come as a suprise to you. I'm B3l4 Ngum3, next of kin to the late minister of finance Ahmed Kajiid in Mogadishu, Somalia who was victim of a piracy. As he was on his way to South Africa for a business trip via cruiseline. The cruise ship carried 690 passengers and 386 crew was sailing past fishing boats when the pirates were attacked the ship and they hijacked the ship. that rendered many people of different nationalists dead. I inherited a total sum of 38,5 million usa dollars from my late farter. This monkey which is concealed in a metallic trunkbox is deposited with a security and finance company in Somalia undera secret arrangement as a Family Valuables. This means that the security company does not know the content of this box that was shipped from Somalia to South Africa.under a diplomatic coverup. My main purpose of sending your this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give this priority of shipping this box of money to any address that you think is very secure and safe in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon. Just fya we really need your help as we are litterarily starving here.

After the irritations of the revolution in the matrics I became disrupted from my home and life in a poor refugee camp in Mogadishu togather with my young sister Rhaxma Zeibnab in it's a maggot made barren bizarre hut confinement. We are both nearly starving with death eaters all around and the money our father presaged us in his providence is our only hope in this mud. Please donate your help as this is not a scam but real ripp of the worst kind and we cannot survival without your temporary employment. It is 100% risk fee. Please help me and Rhaxma this as Rhaxma is very ill now and the problem is super sized now and I dont know how long we can kerry on here in the bush. You are our last hope to make it out of this dirty camp and to get back this money of my farther which is our last and only hope. We pray to Jesus Christ that he may help us and he provided us with you and this is no coincidence.

There is no need for urgent action because the consignment is accruing charges per day as demurrage to the security company for safekeeping couple with the resent attempt of coup plot last july that has distracted attention of the government and the security delegates on me.

I will funish you with the contact of the security company in Somalia for you to call them and give them your address for the immediate shipment of the box to your base. I will send you the adress of a good barrister to provide you with the certificate of ownershop once the consignment is transvestite to you as the legal owner under royal drag queen diplomatic status. With the certificate of ownership I can call the barrister in my next mail to holdup which the certificate of deposit that they gave me on the very day when the box of money was deposited under their confinement and custody.

I would like to tell you more, but we must prepare the prayer for the next service and this is very important to us. If we could raise your humble attention than please do not hesitate to back mail us asap.

I give thanks immensely for the coperation as I look fast forward to your urgent response.

Please forward your reply to E-mail: [email protected]

Best Regard and may God bless you

B3l4 Ngum3

Here's my fake lad letter. It sucks I know but I didn't have much inspiration you could say.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

Drowned pirate washes up on shore with $153,000 in his pocket.

http://tinyurl.com/9wvjkp

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:08 am

There must be some honest people over there for them to find money still on him and report the amount Wink

At least thats one bag that wont get stuck in a turtles neck

dame sick thought the turtles had better swim away swim away little turtles they will be after the money that you ate with the plastice bags from the other lost at sea pirates Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:09 am

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This monkey which is concealed in a metallic trunkbox

Never mind all that what news of the monkey,, Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:32 am

This letter may come as a surprise to you. My name is Terence Turtle, just the other day, along with some friends, I was swimming off the Somalian coast when I came across a metallic trunk containing $2.5 USD Million dollars.....

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:43 am

Inspector gadget: Laughing

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