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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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just don't like cats all that much


Give it a nice saucer of warm milk, they like that, with a couple of soluble aspirins, night night pussy.

I'd lend you my cat trap, but you already have the thing in your clutches.

BUT there ar uses for cat's here's one,,

How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

Note,,,, now's not the time, for a visit from the 7th day'ers

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the
lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the dunnie and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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