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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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subject line: New format happy new year brothers

Brothers I want to wish all guys happy new year and give you new format for gift ok. Na best format I have ever used, my brother in London write it because he knows what new in magas country. He say don't give to anyone but I want all guys do well and have prosperous and blessed year 2009 ok. Good luck and happy new year 2009 to all my guyman brothers! One love!!

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SUBJECT: HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH

Ni and salutations my good peasant!
FIRST I APOLOGIZE IF THIS LETTER BREAKS YOUR PERSONAL ETHICS AND I WILL BY NOW WAY COMPEL YOU TO FOLLOW MY ADVICE BUT I PROMISE YOI THAT BY ONLY READING THIS EMAIL AND UNDERSTANDING WHAT I HAVE TO SAY YOU HAVE UNIQUE CHANCE TO MAKE YOURSELF VERY RICH WITH PRACTICALLY NO RISK NONE WHATSOEVER INVOLVED OK.
It is I, ARTHUR, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Though There are some who call me... 'Tim'. My quest is to search the HOLY GRAIL and I know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on if it is European or AFRICAN swallow. I greet thee on behalf of my knights of the round table! We are on quest for the Holy Grail and carrying with us the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch.
We have only recently learned that The rabbit of Caerbannog is but a fairy tale and we warn you not to seek it any further. Please be adviced that if anyone offers to sell you The rabbit of Caerbannog THAT MAN IS A FRAUDSTAR AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OK!
Onwards to my business proposal, as the liege of the ROUND TABLE I am willing to depart from the said relic holy hand grenade of Antioch. Please be advice that this relic is sought by many and you have the privilege of being offered to buy the holy hand grenade of Antioch from me now ok. Please read and understand what our LORD ALMIGHTY says about the holy hand grenade of Antioch in the Book of Armaments chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
AMEN!
Joseph of Arimathea himself said that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is the only thing thou can use to defend thyself from the legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh. I am sure you have read the later news and are aware that the Legendary Black Beast of Aaauugh is out there again and how dangerous it is. So you should take this offer very very seriously please because otherwise YOUR LIFE MAY BE IN DANGER FROM THE LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF AAAUUGH OK!
I have consulted the Knights Who Say Ni and dared their dominion over such thing with herring and shrubbery and I assure you that they give us their blessing for this transaction and this transaction is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT (100%) RISK FREE AND YOU SHOULD NOT HOLD ONE ATOM OF FEAR BECAUSE I AM IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING OK! By the three sacred words, Ni, Peng and Neee-wom, I assure you that this is perfectly legal transaction and will be concluded in three business days. I promise is as real as capital of Assyria! Please get back to me and I shall further explain how to continue and also as FREE OF CHARGE SPECIAL SEASONAL GIFT how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE PRICE OF THE RELIC IS MERE 1,500£ (ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED KINGDOM STERLING POUNDS). GET BACK TO ME QUICKLY AND I SHALL FURNISH YOU WITH THE PAYMENT DETAILS OK. REMAIN BLESSED MY DEAR FRIEND. BRAVE SIR ROBIN MAY HAVE RAN AWAY BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL NOT!! AS REAL AS CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA!
ATTACH IS PICTURE OF THE RELIC FOR YOUR PERUSAL.
GET ON WITH IT!


It seems to have landed in one of my various fake lad boxes. Funniest stuff I have seen in some time. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing I have a fake-lad set up but none are biting. Should I use this message perhaps?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All the time I'm reading this all I can hear the slapping of coconut shells together as they ride across the countryside.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well there was this one evening when I was really bored with nothing to do and a text file full of lad addresses.

Guilty as charged Embarassed.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL_sign

That's absolutely wonderful, wonderful!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused lad wrote:
Hi guy i saw you what you wrote to me ok.. i have read it so how can someone go on with with brother tell me i think there should be more document ok thanks.. one love brother


Laughing I have already received bunch of replies like this and it's not even the end of the holiday season yet. They seem to be believing it's really the latest hit of di 419.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonderful! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you my broda, for de format to sned dey magas.

As our custom, I will give you 30% of the bill, keeping 70% for myself.
Wen dey magas should send payment, dey test question and anwer is:
Una dey Ni?
Ekke Ekke Ekke F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice work C. Cant trust the lads to appreciate it, but we do!

One love brother, and also Ni, Peng and Neee-wom!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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how can someone go on with with brother tell me i think there should be more document ok thanks


The maga will have to provide another shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

Then he must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with........A HERRING!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy Pin! I bow to you, -C-

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Lovely format. By the way, are you reading discworld novells (Terry Pratchett)?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No promises, but some of you may soon receive this in your catchers. This just came from a lad...

Quote:
ok baba no problem ok... i will try it now ok

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