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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...cause I justy know he'll be reading this, so lets let home know what we hope to find under the christmas tree tomorrow...

Dear santa, this year I would like a Wii and Dani Minogue.
And world peace...but if that cant be done, the first two will be just fine.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

a lad phrase book
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Santa, please make my flu go away Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Robert Mugabe to hand over to Morgan Tsvingerai and then drop dead; Maddie McCann to return safe and well; Heath Ledger to get that posthumous Oscar; and Steven Conroy to wake up and can that web censor hobbyhorse of his.

I'll also settle for a first Division Tatts win all to myself and Sophie Monk likewise. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For Santa to stop all these women hammering on my bedroom door at night. Its disturbing having to keep getting out of bed to let them out!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Cherrie, I didn't think they had doors in the jungle? Laughing

Could be worse, you could be in that guest bedroom in the open air, at least you wouldn't have to get up to let them in Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rodus wrote:
Dear Santa, please my my flu go away Sad


I know exactly how you feel, dude, and my request is the same. I've had it for a week now.
My whole household is down with it and we're thinking of cancelling Christmas and having it in a few days time.

The kids will get to open their presents of course but the thought of picking up wrapping paper covered in snot isn't one that I'm looking forward to.

I was thinking of asking for World Peace and shit like Yastreb has done but bollocks to that. What's the point of World Peace when you've got flu?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like my avatar to come to my house.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That would mean that she would have to leave my house JoJo, and that ain't happenin!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like Jojo's avatar to come to my house also.

I don't think Lotta would mind sharing, do you?


Oh yeah, world peace and all that crap too.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If we're going to ask for things like world peace, how about this:

I'd like all the lads to stop scamming innocent victims and just pretend with us. Very Happy That way we can still have fun, but nobody's losing anything.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope you and your family get over the flu, Slightly.

And I hope I don't freeze my ass off in the rain, snowblowing my driveway; that is, if the snow isn't so wet by now I'll have to shovel it by hand because the blower gets clogged!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like my avatar to come to my house

But then again She could be a bit of a handful

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Slightlyoutofit
Sure it isn’t man Flu

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Santa,

Since you never brought the pony I asked for I am asking for the following:

1. A bestseller book of all our famous Lad quotes; proceeds to go to help the victims of their crime.

2. For my surgery to go well on the 29th and that you invent a non carbonated drink that tastes like rootbeer.

3. A Red Ryder BB gun and I promise not to shoot anybody's eye out.

4. A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year.

5. Lumps of coal (enough to bury them alive) to all the financial people who put the world in a financial crisis.

And, last but not least Peace on Earth and good will towards all except those lads who scam people.

Thank you, Santa!

p.s. I left cookies and soy milk by the fireplace for you.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chibuike wrote:
A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year.


I've been here all along.



P.S. I will make you a non carbonated drink that tastes exactly like A&W root beer.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tartan Doc Martens

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A coffee mug that I don't have from someplace that I haven't been...oh, and for my relatives to stop giving my son toys that make noise (you know I'm just going to disappear the batteries when he is asleep)...and World Peas (with or without mashed potatoes and corn).

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

On my list are:
Kate Winslet, Nigella Lawson and a maxi size bottle of baby oil.
A 1996 model Epiphone Casino guitar in sea green with the Bigsby Tremolo arm.
A Hawaiian Ukelele.

The Casinos are hard to get hold of in green as they don't make them anymore, so my hopes aren't high.
Kate and Nigella haven't replied to my letters.
I think I've got the ukelele though. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A little more genuine compassion, empathy and kindness to and from everyone in the world is on the top of my list.

Next on my list are: Stylish and well fitting clothes that do not need dry cleaning, dried flat or ironing. A never exhausted gift card for the Nordstroms shoe department. Cats with hair that don't shed and instantaneously self cleaning litter boxes. OMG good chocolate with zero calories and fat. For Rodus' flu to go away.

@Mugatu. A few of my friends built a Fender Stratocaster out of parts (using a 1996 body) for me as a Christmas gift this year. It is a beater, but I love it anyway. I'm always afraid of banging up my nice PRS. It is one of the most thoughtful and sweetest gifts I have ever received. Good luck on your quest for the green Casino. John Lennon would approve. BTW, more than 10 letters a month to Kate or Nigella is considering stalking in most countries. Smile

Oh, one more thing I would like is for Harry to take his meds in the right combination and doses.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm way past the 10 letters stage, but thank you for the warning. Laughing

The Casino would just be a nice addition to the collection... I already have a few guitars, my favourite being a very pretty mid 90's Epi Sheraton in blonde. I like the big body f holes, being a bluesman.
It's funny, a lot of people I know have beaters, and they asked me what my "beater" is... truth is I just don't have one. I play and care for all of them equally.
The strat from parts was a lovely idea! Very origina, and I'm glad you love itl! Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Newdonym hasn't eaten and he's a hongry.

So food is on the top of my list right now, but after that I'm going with a, hugs not drugs tshirt so i can get more hugs from strangers.

That should help bring about the world peace that you bunch of beauty queens all seem to regard so highly.

I'm off for a christmas night ride on my shiny new unicycle. It's even got bells on it.
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