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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:34 pm |
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So, trying to brush up on my African geography studies, I was playing around with google maps to see where we could send lads to, send them places with no roads, how far airports are away, etc.
Anyway, I came across some really interesting info. There's not a lot of info in google maps, but there are lots of blue "placemarkers" that contain user added content. LOTS of them are piracy reports, as in real pirates, in lagos and port harcourt. Here are a few:
Lagos Anchorage, Nigeria
Last Updated by rghjsdr on Jan 20
Date: 2008-04-14
Time (LT): 03.40
Flag: not stated
Type of vessel / Target: bulk carrier
Status of ship during attack: anchored
Type of attack: boarding/armed robbery
Region: West Africa
Where: Lagos Anchorage, Nigeria
Latitude N: 6.4122
Longitude E: 3.3947
Attackers: robbers
Type of violence to crew: assault/injured/hostage
Type of arms: knives
Vessel used: motor boat
Mitigation strategy: alarm raised/robbers fled
Deaths: 0
Tincan Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Last Updated by rghjsdr on Jan 20
Date: 2008-03-04
Time (LT): 18.30
Flag: not stated
Type of vessel / Target: bulk carrier
Status of ship during attack: steaming
Type of attack: attempted boarding
Region: West Africa
Where: Tincan Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Latitude N: 6.418333
Longitude E: 3.350556
Attackers: robbers
Type of violence to crew: not stated
Type of arms: not stated
Vessel used: speedboat(s)
Mitigation strategy: raised alarm and crew mustered / lockdown
Deaths: 0 |
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:36 pm |
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So my thought was that you can use this to play into your baits. If the lad is too lazy to go on a safari, you can maybe send stuff to the ports for pickup - maybe it will get him arrested by the port guards, whom I imagine are not too friendly.
Uh, yeah, the suitcase with the money is on a grey boat. Hop on board and tell them you're looking for "Allah!" really loudly.....
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misterdeeds
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2008
Posts: 186
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Hey.. That sounds like a good Western Union Question.
Whats the money for?
Pirate ransome
or something similar. |
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hoorah
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:37 pm |
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misterdeeds wrote: |
Hey.. That sounds like a good Western Union Question.
Whats the money for?
Pirate ransome
or something similar. |
Actually, on a similar note, I was wondering if anyone had tried putting something like that as a security question?
Sec question: What is the money for?
Answer: Lottery winning fee or:
Answer: Advance Fee for Large Money
See if they like that answer I'm sure they'd rather give it a try then tell you to go to WU and fix it, but they still wont like it. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:41 pm |
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I can't find the thread, but one of our baiters here had the Q&A field with something pretty fiery.
I believe they went something like this.
Q: What are the funds for?
A: To build a bomb to blow up in the marketplace.
Naturally the lad was not happy with it. |
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