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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

< wanders past, fingers in ears >

oooooohhhh a hedgehog can never

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have another one to add to the list. I just heard it on the radio. "Walking round in Women's Underwear" to the tune of Winter Wonderland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssa_56NzKOM



And then I found this gem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9GjHZUMct8&feature=related

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Christmas Shoes is pretty horrid, but no Christmas song but one has actually made me burst into tears in a public place. I wasn't sure of the name, as it was on the radio, but it's a twee little song warbled by a tiny child, all about how she wants Santa to bring their father, who is a military man deployed abroad, home in his sleigh for Christmas.

I have never before required being hugged by the near-stranger who was cutting my hair, but I did that day. Yes, I was already an emotional mess at the time, but that does not reduce the gut-wrenching, soul-killing abilities of this song. I'm sure if I heard it again, I would totally lose it.

Oh, I think I found it. "Bring Him Home Santa!". For the love of all that's holy, don't listen to it! The horror! It has it's own webpage!

http://www.bringhimhomesanta.com/

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An earworm (the scientific term for a song you can't get out of your head) that I am "hearing" right now is "Mele Kalikimaka."

In our community chorus we had a Hawaiian native. Lani performed a hula dance to that song a couple of years ago in our Christmas concert. Lani passed away this past summer, and we are singing it again as a tribute to her.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Speaking of ear worms, I had surgery earlier this year. I noticed when they took me into the operating room that a country and western station was playing on the radio. For several days after surgery this one C & W song kept playing in my head. So when I decided to have bariatric surgery one of the first questions I asked the doctor was what type of music he plays in the operating room. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Better hope is isn't funeral procession music!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's one to cheer up all you miserable Eeyores that don't like Christmas. Very Happy

A little warning. It is very NSFW!!!! containing lots of swearing and obscenity. You'll love it. Very Happy

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I'm just dusting off me pipe and itchy jumper with prancing reindeer in readiness for the festive season. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:
< wanders past, fingers in ears >

oooooohhhh a hedgehog can never


I've never heard of the hedgehog song before. Is there a place on the internet where I can find it? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Santa Claus is Watching You by Ray Stevens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vEGIeH6N4

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just heard a very interesting arrangement of "Joy To the World" - on bagpipe. Mr. Green

(I actually love bagpipe music, but some songs - like "Yankee Doodle" and standard Christmas carols - just sound odd on the pipes.)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

mrsbean wrote:
For the love of all that's holy, don't listen to it!
I listened to the entire Christmas Shoes. I managed one verse and one chorus of this one. Wow.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Who else remembers this as Christmas No 1 in the UK
early 70s

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Didn't know where else to put this? But now I have this song going through my head - Grandma got bit by a Bobcat. Laughing

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Owner of big cat who bit NJ Santa comes forward

Thu Dec 11, 8:47 am ET

HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. – Santa Claus won't need rabies shots after all.

It turns out that a large kitty that drew blood after biting a volunteer Santa Claus at a charity event in New Jersey had been properly vaccinated.

The cat's owner, Christine Haughey, came forward and produced vaccination records after learning that 47-year-old Jonathan Bebbington, the Santa, might have to receive the shots.

Bebbington says the cat bit his wrist and hand Sunday after becoming terrified because dogs were nearby at the Santa Paws photo event for an animal-rescue group.

The 25-year-old Haughey left after the attack.

Haughey tells WMGM-TV that her cat Benny is a mix between a house cat and a bobcat.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here ya go...........

http://www.mesasoftware.com/merrychristmas.htm

Smile Smile Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As far as I'm concerned, it's not Christmastime until I've listened to "A Charlie Brown Christmas" by the Vince Guaraldi Trio.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Very Happy

http://www.mahalo.com/A_Charlie_Brown_Christmas_Vince_Guaraldi_Trio_Album

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Fairy Tale of New York" by the Pogues and the late Kirsty McColl, brilliant because it's a total pisstake and I love it even more now that the lefty PC wankers of the BBC banned it (because it contains the word 'faggot' in case anyone doesn't know).

Mary's Boy Child by Boney M ..... and Johan Lewie "Wish I could be home by Christmas" are my other favourites.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Owd Git wrote:
Yep that gets my goat...........but what's your favourite. Mine is Fairy tale of New York by The Pogues

Edit to add http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY


I finally listened to this all the way through. I found it hard to understand the lead singer of the Pogues. Didn't catch half the lyrics. Sorry.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cute...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here are the lyrics

Quote:
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you


Watching them on YouTube is rather offputting, seeing the toothless drunks lurching around on stage.

The Pogues are older and no less repellent looking on this version, but the presence and voice of the beautiful Katie Melua, who also spent part of her childhood in Belfast, Kirst'y McColl's home town, makes up for it.


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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ig3EjNlKP5M&feature=related

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You are the pertetic fool with no ambition, you wasted our time, by doing this.
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EAT SHIT IF DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU. MIND YOU YOUR NAME IS WITH MY SPIRITUALIST, YOU ARE ALREADY A MUGU.

you are a fool, your four father first scammed our four fathers. came to africa and stole our rich heritage. suffered us as slaves and killed us like ants. it is time to get back all what your four fathers stole from our four fathers.
we will not stop untill the europeans, americans etc . come begging for forgivenes.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Okay, that boosted my Christmas spirit. Shocked

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