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 What is the longest single email you ever got from a lad?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am curious what is the longest email you ever received from a lad? A real unscripted email (no poems, song lyrics, transcribed books, legal documents, YIM chats, travel guides, etc...) without a a single mention of money or deals .

Just a straight email of lad answering some questions and writing about things in his life "just because he felt like it" or had too much time in the cafe that day.

I was floored to open my box and see an email that seemed to have no end. I pasted it into Word just to see how long it was, and the stats are:
Quote:
1766 words
8028 characters without spaces
9744 characters with spaces
34 paragraphs
111 lines


I thought for sure it had to be my longest one ever, alas he is just a runner up to a one I received in December from another banker lad.
His stats:
Quote:
2018 words
9104 characters without spaces
11120 characters with spaces
14 paragraphs
104 lines


Can't be all bad...the thought of a lad typing this all in the cafe is making me smile. Wonder how long it took them to write? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice! I've never had anything remotely close to that...in fact, if I receive anything that's maybe more than 3 paragraphs, I get really bored really fast and just write a response on the first paragraph and ask a few questions about what the heck he was saying later(I don't understand, please explain in further detail).

That's one of my goals though to get him to write a novel about nothing, but if I do find myself reading beyond that or really thinking of what to say I tell myself: WhyTF are you putting so much effort into this, just write some BS.

^^^I win for longest run on sentence with that last paragraph. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My longest, from memory anyway, was:

Quote:
1432 words
71850 characters with spaces
19 paragraphs
81 lines


from a Lad who thought payday was due.

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