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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank

1 I feel sorry for you, Reagan? what was he like, did he run on batteries Laughing
2 Doesn't sound like fun, but you seem to be proud of it
3 ? so that's not in your normal job description.
It must be 2 as that article would give away your real ID, I'm just too lazy to look it up Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cyanide smells but not everyone can smell it, depends on genetics
Porpoises are found in coastal waters around the UK, occasionally they get stranded like whales or dolphins.
In the early 80s there were no organisations to help rescue them, so anyone who cared to brave the cold water was left to their own devices
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@ Pastor Frank oooh hard choices
? no 2

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How long do we wait before revealing the answer?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

24 hours as some just went to bed and others are waking up, I'm one of the few that's directly wired into the internet during the winter Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll have a go as well:

1. I have almost no sense of smell
2. I met Kylie Minogue when I was 8.
3. My Grandfather invented anti-scratch coating on sunglasses and sold it to OPSM.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reaper
3. My Grandfather invented anti-scratch coating on sunglasses and sold it to OPSM.

Pastor frank
1 I think


and here are a few from me
1) I written a book for a joke and it has been translated into 14 languages ( including an audio book in morse code )
the bit in the front about the author was written by one of the worlds best selling authors.

2) my job in about 1982 was Keeping life OFF Mars

3) I like climbing to the top of churches and other tall buildings

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reaper, No. 1; Streaded, No. 2.

My try:

1. I once shot a workmate's jeans full of holes with three different automatic weapons.

2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.

3. A girlfriend and I were once caught in flagrante by one of her children.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do we get a prize for fooling the most people? Number 1 and 3 are true in my revelations. It is number 2 that is false.

When I was working for the Minnehaha County Library I set up library service to the county jail. I received an award for establishing this service. However, in order to receive my award I had to attend the banquet which I had to pay for my own banquet ticket. So I wrote a check to the County Sheriff and forgot to put it down in my check register. Two weeks later I moved to another community for a better paying job. I closed out my checking account thinking all my checks had cleared. Nope! The check to the Sheriff bounced to the moon. As a joke he had the sheriff in my new county come knocking on my door. Boy did I feel like a fool. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I'm already having trouble keeping track of my lads and the lies I tell them, trying to figure out whose turn it is and what's true here is just too much, I'll pass, but it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who runs into weird problems Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gawd, I've lost track of the ones so far... Embarassed

So I'll do what I normally do in times of confusion and just add to it Laughing

1. One of my very closest friends has walked through Heathrow Airport security with an AK47 and plastic explosives... neither of which were picked up by the security devices.

2. My hair is long enough to sit on.

3. As a student, my fellow engineering students dismantled a lecturer's car, transported the parts between them in the elevator, and re-assembled it on the roof of the educational establishment we attended.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

#3 is false.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb

Do you celebrate Nov 5th in Oz ?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Trying to catch up .. but got lost in confusion halfway down the thread... Laughing

@Sheila: 3 is false methinks. Some car parts are too big to put in a normal sized elevator, and the average student is too lazy for this sort of pranks. For #2 I'd like to see some proof Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll fess up now. #1 is BS in mine.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree with Dutch


1 I have stood in the witness box of number 1 Court the Old Bailey

2 Met the Queen

3 Sailed around Cape Horn with the Merchant Navy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Sheila - I think number 2 is false. I have witnessed people dismantling cars and reassembling them else where. It depends on the size of the car.

Special note - funny how we all accept your friend going through security with weapons. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm really bad at this - haven't gotten a single one right. Sad

So my list will probably be sorted out very quickly.

1 – I once took bagpipe lessons.

2 – My great-grandfather made a pair of handcuffs that were inescapable. When Houdini was having trouble getting out of a pair of handcuffs he asked if my great-grandfather had made them.

3 – Two years ago I sang the National Anthem at an Angels baseball game. They lost the game, sorry to say, but I don’t think my singing had anything to do with it.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doodle Bug wrote:
@ Yastreb

Do you celebrate Nov 5th in Oz ?


No - but I did live in England for a large chunk of my childhood.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb

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2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.


urban myth Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Titania


Number 2, but would like to think it was true Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doodle Bug wrote:
@ Yastreb

Quote:
2. I burned down a nighbour's garage one 5th of November with a badly-aimed rocket... luckily no-one saw me.

urban myth Smile


Actually, it's a blatant lie. The other two are true.

The jeans in question were riddled with bullets from an AK47, a VZ58, and an MP5. And the daughter who walked in at the wrong moment simply said, "Mummy, how could you?" and walked out.

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@ Titania - I also think #2 is the fib, but how cool would that be. Here's mine

1. I once broke a bone falling UP a flight of stairs

2. I won second prize in a craft competition in which I was the only contestant

3. I was hit on by Jellybean Benitez
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

3, never heard of him/her (so therefore he/she doesn't exist)

here's mine

1. I have been sent to prison

2. I have sent people to prison

3. If I want, I can demand entry to prison at any time

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I like all 3 of yours, therefore they must all be true!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@sSheila, 1. Friend getting through security with an AK and some C4

Eamonn, no 3.

Kacky, 2.

I'll wait till Pg3 to reveal mine.

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