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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From the same person...

"The rent's been paid and we're fine."

"The tribunal said we're OK to stay."

We got evicted.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"It's OK, I'm on the Pill"

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From my experience of working in very unethical property companies, before i saw the light:

Of course self certifiying yourself on this 125% loan to value on an already over priced property is a good idea, then make sure you teat yourself to a fuel guzzling fast depreciating car with the other 25%.

And we wonder why the market is in turmoil. It's not only the bankers who have caused this:- pure greed has

From another 'slightly' optomistic salesman:

Of course property will always appreciate. there's only so much land to build on and more and more people seeking homes every day. (caveat: this probably is true if you are willing to weather the down turns as well as the booms)

In case you didn't notice I hate Sales People!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't eat yellow snow...


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As it turns out i love lemon sorbet

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"It'll be OK"

On being offered a glass of water to drink, when I asked for a sealed bottle of water, at a seminar I was giving during a week long business visit to Pakistan. And I'd been so careful up to that point.

I did drank it, and got giardia as a result. I got to Singapore before it hit - for two nights I even slept on the toilet to save the trouble of getting out of bed and staggering to the bathroom every 15 to 20 minutes. The hotel supplied me with a 12 pack of Gatorade and brought in a Doctor to check me out. I suppose it's bad for business to have a guest die in your hotel.

I had recurring attacks of giardia for several years before one Doctor back home finally prescribed 3 times the normal dose of anti-giardial medicine for 3 times as long as normal.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gnasher wrote:
"It's OK, I'm on the Pill"


Me too. Now I have twins. Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'you can do 220 km/h easily here'

of course I didn't .. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From our very own Rumbero:
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Joe won't be on the hook very much longer. Probably only a couple more weeks. Come join my safari.


He was wrong.....he told me that 7 months ago. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Nelsonsbattle

Giardia - oh yes the memories. Laughing

I was staying in the famed Kathmandu Guest House in Nepal, which is an old Imperial Palace with the rooms sub-divided with walls of plywood, so you can hear a pin drop inthe room next door.

Luckily the group of Lads next door were Americans who had been out on the town and were heaving up all night long - so we were evens on the unpleasant sounds of human suffering we subjected each other to.

There's nothing quite like giardia. Laughing

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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wash your hands

Shigella soneii
and I didnt travel to anywhere exotic
Got it at home


Ok the only reason I can figure I caught it was I cleaned up after my squitterey kids who caught it at school
So they turn on taps, wash hands, turn off taps, get bacteria off taps again

There's a reason most labs have elbow taps

Once I'd got the connection and the bleach , the rest of the household didnt suffer the infection

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