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Fo'andles
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was told how to immobilize a steam engine incase of an invasion, this was in 1970, (steam working in the UK finished in 1968).

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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Worst advice was to take out an endowment mortgage!
"You'll have a lump sum left over to spend on yourself"
Ha ha ha ha
Luckily we were in the position to be able to pay off the mortgage a few years ago and did so against the advice of the time.
<smug mode>

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't lift with your legs. Lift with your back, in a twisting, jerking motion.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Buy High, Sell Low

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Ralph Wiggum
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"You should settle down."

Sorry, "settle" is not in the plans for any aspect of my life. Settle = complacency.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From my career as building engineer for a contractor.
My instructions: It's just a platform at 100 meters (300+ feet) to step from the construction elevator in to the tower, say 3 persons max, make it 500 kg(±1100 lbs)

I construct/calculate it, have it fabricated and delivered. Next visit it holds four pallets of bricks Exclamation 4x1600 kg (4x±3400lbs) Was I glad I decide to make it a tad stronger so I could use it elsewhere too Wink Would have been my neck if someone got hurt or worse.

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packman
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the worst I got is "trust me... I know what I'm doing"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Plastics

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To buy a Mac. (Pokin fun Razz)

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To buy a PC (me too but gotta love my avvy)

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Chibuike
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whenever I wounded myself as a child my Mother would look at the cut and say "It's a long way from your heart, you'll live". So all during my life when I cut or hurt myself I would alway think of the advice Mother gave me. Then at age 52 when I developed atrial fibrilation (that's where the top part of your heart beats differently then the bottom part of your heart), I picked up the phone and called my Mom. "Mom, guess what? I have AFib and it's not a long way from my heart." Laughing

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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Natural " childbirth is a wonderful thing
Aye right, dont see many advocates for "natural " teeth pulling.

But never let anyone tell you a C section is an easy option ( the only good thing I can say about it is that you dont have to sit on your stiches )

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The check is in the mail... both from lads and RL business contacts.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now this won't hurt at all....

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dont waste your money buying apple stock at $5 a share (before the Ipod came out)

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anything that ended with "...and what's the worst that could happen?"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dont worry... It's not loaded. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Trust me I'm a doctor..."

"Trust me, I am an expert..."

Edit to add one I thought of...

"There is no way this case could go against us..."

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Ralph Wiggum
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"You first"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Yeah, go ahead take another shot of jack daniels, you'll be fine"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Your test results came back fine."

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"All's well that ends well" HUH?? but ......it didn't.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

plead guilty
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

packman wrote:
Dont worry... It's not loaded. Shocked


hell yeah, ever since i was a kid i was always taught to unload, show its unloaded and present / give unloaded, where the recipient would check it over.
-a crazy city boy farmer passed me a automatic, "its not loaded". i looked at it and the bolt was forward, i checked the magazine, STILL IN THERE. i tried to get it out. but the plastic magazine had been warped. i was serioiusly pi553d off ! i cycled the bolt and none less than 10 (ten) rounds popped out.
i should have beaten him with a stick !

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"You really should join the company share savings scheme"

and

"You don't need to tighten the saddle girth any higher than the fourth hole"

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