SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
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Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:56 pm |
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NSFW language is a bit hash..
I was in need of a good chuckle and death threat, so I decided to try something new. I sent a friendly Voudou warning from a Benin houngan to a big list of lads.
The ones who even bothered to write back should be arrogant and angry lads, who will surely be fun to bait. Here's my warning and the replies I've gotten so far.
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Dearest one,
I am Ewuz, a voudou houngan from Benin. I received a message from your dead Grandmother.
She told me you are doing evil bad things. You are stealing from innocent people and lying under
oaths of God. She warns me that I must tell you these things to save your souls. If you do not stop,
she will send Eruzulie to you as a pink lizard in the night as you sleep, and it will bite off your penis.
It will become infected, and you will die a slow and painful bad death. The devil will eat your soul.
Stop your evil ways, or perish, fuckhead!!
Ewuz |
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Rian Kareem
Benin guys are here in indonesia making big money and you are there writing about your death. Poor man. |
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Alex Ofei
If you are a voodoo from ebnin,u do not know that there is power stronger than than vooddo that has eyes and not see?mouth and do not speak?ears and do not hear?you are cursed for you to belong t the rubbish voodoo.Have u heard of samorka before?near Auchi?I was there and rubished it because all thosew things are nonesence con[ared with the super power of God which made me to rubish blind idiots like you.Any one who curses me remains cursed all thorugh his life and any who blesses me remains blessed,this is my convenant with my supreme deity who is incharge of that your thin wood u call voodoo.If u wish another person death,well yours will be something more miserable than death,nyiae Egbemi,Ewu,Rago surse material.ey you are finished already as that rubbish so called voodoo will finish you and dump u,many have gone be careful and look for JESUS before it is too late. |
Alex called me " a blind idiot" and "charcoal, and he'll take a gun and shoot me like a goat, I'm a rag?" That's a pretty good threat. Yes, I agree that my voodoo is "thin wood"..... But, I wonder what JESUS thinks of his scamming?
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jody kabe
WHO ARE YOU FUCK MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Jody must have been getting too many abuse emails from baiters lately.
He seems a little jumpy.
Edit: Update. I got a few scam scripts from the lads, as well. I suppose they don't mind scamming a voudou priest. They must be very brave.
And another weird reply:
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Whatever the hell that means?? |
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