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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:05 am |
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Normally I don't do romance baiting but what the heck? Why not? That's what I told myself when I got a spam message from Ivory Coast. Dumb mugu also doesn't know the difference between the BCC box and the CC box so I sent a bunch of email addresses to a mod. Alot of them look like other lads.
Obviously this mugu's first language is not English, it's French as was evidenced by the first email. I figured it would be fun to make them communicate in English and pull them off script quickly. I was not disappointed.
Initial email, in French:
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bonsoir Mr/Md
excuse moi pour le dérangement je m appelle Estelle gore j'ai 29 ans je suis en cote d'ivoire .Je travail dans une pharmacie comme pharmaciennes je vie seul depuis 7 ans. alors je viens en ce message pour avoir des amies pour dialogue et bien ce connaître. Ces dans mes recherche sur le net que j'ai trouver votre adresse mail j'ai décide de vous écrit et aussi et de vous connaître ci sa ne vous gène pas si aussi je pouvais avoir une photo de vous.
merci de bien vouloir me lire.
bisou
Est3lle gore |
I asked if "she" spoke English and the hilarity starts.
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Mr Good / Mdexcuse me for the inconvenience I called Estelle gore I have 29 years I cote d'ivoire. I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacist since I live only 7 years. then I come to this message for friends and dialogue to know what. These in my research on the net that I find your e-mail I decide to writing and also, and you know it's not disturb do if I could also have a picture of you.The kindly read me. |
So I put together something about how I was a lonely, rich widower. I also sent her a picture, of Jerry Falwell.
This just came in:
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another thank you for your reply liver , I want to tell you that you are really beautiful on your photo as you be single this gives me the desire to know more and see more if possible because I too am single I live alone and I work in a pharmacy like I met a man know and see if can pursue a relationship you want me amoureuse.your friendship and later to see that you are also on this single to meet one day if possible.
I'll leave a picture of me.
thank you for your reply and I still like to have a response from you and thank you kisses |
More to come hopefully. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:44 am |
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This gets even better than I ever thought. The mangling of English is horrific. I'm guessing some translation tool is being used.
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salvation still a liver thank you for your message I like to tell you that I am really glad that you like my work and that you d acort with me but I like to know what you like to have an extremely femmme you still want you married if you know many women with whom you speak because this is the purpose of recherche.si yes on to organize a meeting two with regard to your question is c word in English is:douleur when I say you can include a spoken French I tell you me what you do in life and what have you fairy tale dream me as a man who for m love my life for him and stay with a family.
more kisses and I love you even read |
Someone has been up late in Abidjan. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:25 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Normally I don't do romance baiting but what the heck? Why not? |
Once you feel the love, you're hooked.
Jerry Fallwell's a great choice! |
_________________ I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t (silly lad can't spell his own name, Scott) M0rris
My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~ William Congreve (1697) |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:28 am |
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The fact that "she" speaks French and struggles to do this in English makes it even better. "She" is already off script by now. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Scarlett
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 499
Location: Run Away Lad Bride
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:32 am |
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I think her english translator is hilarious!
So, you are her "liver"?
Jerry Falwell - I'm still laughing over picturing her/him opening your picture. |
_________________ '' - MY HEART IS SO DISTURB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR THINK OF RIGHT NOW
Abuja to Cameroon
i was like a mad man this afternoon i was there but i didn't see you pls
AM STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING AND DYING
OOOOOO.... A1ex (thanks to Red & 5imba for 5SC)
Abuja to Bauchi -am just like a notives down here walking up and down from one street to another…A1ex (thanks to 5imba & Red for their help)
Ogun Sagamu to Abuja -A1ex
(Group Effort) 0 Ch1d1nma: Lagos to Cotonou - "u told me not to bring money down which i didnt"
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:40 am |
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Apparently I am her lover already and we just met today. I can't wait to figure out what her first emergency is that I have to send money for. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll meet all sorts of problems, and chops. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:59 am |
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Keeping her busy
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yes I understand, of what you want me I called my searches for a sincere friendship and that to last aboutire which is something good because if there is a good relationship with two friends this to be a good thing because it I want c is a man who for m aimerpour my heart not my beauty because I have good n amour..et heart full of yourself you want to have a friendly meeting and as seriously if you want good, |
And this gem after I told her I was scammed by a Pinay ladyboy.
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I want to tell you that this is not the scam I really want a serious relationship with a person lio well and prove that I love with all my heart because I also I have ever been in my research scam not a Belgian wanted my money and saying he quil m love when I have wanted to be a help in my country and it domarge re not come in my country that my bad, but much FAOR as we say everybody are not the same thing net are good person and for me you're a good person then see your picture on the left this time to know and see more if you want to do laissont but not too much time passes because I'm not very patient .
thank you to read and answer my demais I stayed I must go to meet your message tomorrow |
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_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:55 am |
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In fact the French is not really good neither
And it's obviously an automatic translation...
So bad French + auto translation to English = Hilarious |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:51 pm |
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So we've been going back and forth for the last couple of days and "she" sent me messages saying how she was falling in love with me. "She" has sent me two pictures, both obviously stolen from a dating site. I told her she was beautiful and if she had ever considered becoming a model. I got this:
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hello I just read your message and answer your question.et Yes I do love my manequinarge the way here are really hard and if I had someone to help m I to already be a model because it requires a lot of 'effor.et if I ever decided to be a model for m aid you in this adventure? told me how it works because I know nothing in this area that I seek the man of my life and if another opportunity comes for me I started with great courage.
thank you kindly not read and respond |
I think I'm going to tell her I have a friend who is a modeling agent and pictures are needed. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:09 pm |
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Im sure you will make a great "liver" ! |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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scumbusterkc
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Sep 2008
Posts: 6
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:59 pm |
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Every time I saw "liver" I picture that Beavis and Butthead episode with Butthead saying "Ow. My liver"
This is classic...and proves the adage Babelfish English is NOT English. |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:12 pm |
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This is great
Yeah oviously she just copy and paste her "French" into google or any automatic translation tool.
Foie = Liver
Foi = Faith
She just forgets the "e"
EDIT : no, she puts an extra "e", she has so much faith in you! |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:51 pm |
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I'm already like a kid with a toy a week after Christmas, bored with "her". Then again, if anyone wants to take over as my lawyer and kill me off, let me know. Her abuse of the English language is shocking. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:07 am |
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Please Sir, I think I,m a little confused, could you please explain how you see over the counter in the chemist shop
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I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacist since I live only 7 years. |
I know blokes that like older woman, but this is ridicules, unless she's prepared to wait |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:01 am |
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My first love bait was scripted. Oh well...
I just picked up another one. Still trying to find true "liver" for my character... |
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