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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:34 pm |
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<br>Meet Josphine. She's posing in her bathroom with her extensive shoe collection and tiling that would make Roy Cropper blush. Plus a nasty damp patch that needs investigating.
The seats up. I think she's a ladyboy!
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MY Dearest
How are you today?.
I believe that you are doing well.
I am more than happy to read your mail today.
My dear like i told you in my first mail my name is ( josphine....)
i am from ivory coast in west africa Presently i am residing in
the refugee camp here in dakar senegal as a result of the civil war
going on in my country.I am 22 years old girl 5'8" tall.
My father( Dr Wiliam Matine ) was the personal advicer to the
former head of state( Late Dr Robert Guei ) before the rebels attacked
our house one early morning and killed him alondside with my mother.
It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near
by country Senegal where i am living now.
Please I will like to know more
about you. Your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently.
I have alot to tell you more about myself in my next mail.
think about me.
and send me your picturs |
[email protected] |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:52 pm |
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That's awesome mate, the bathroom of anyone's dreams! As you say, Roy will sh*t a brick when he sees that damp patch and the tiling. He'll be round there with his tub of grouting before you can say "Topps for tiles!"
I hate these ones, they always start out with the romance angle and by email 3 (at the latest) they've gone for the refugee camp / fathers funds angle. No fun at all.
I'm making it a priority soon to push one of these towards a romance only bait.. at leat one of them must have a bit of imagination. |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:23 am |
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She looks remarkably well fed, for a refugee, and those "damp patches" can be tricky bloody things to deal with.
So are you offering her up, for attention, or is she/he/it a work in progress.
On another subject, how do you post a picture on here, I can't find a picture loading [browse for link] section, in the reply section. or do I need to subscribe to activate it. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:25 am |
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^^^Please feel free to have a go at "her."
To post a picture, upload it to a free hosting site - I use Photobucket. Highlight the {IMG] box in Photobucket. Paste it into your post here. Untick the "Disable BBCode in this post" (second box down) before posting.
Maximum size of pics posted on here should be 600 pixels. I use shrinkpictures.com to resize any large images.
As you probably already know, we overwrite any images that lads could potentially recycle(especially passports) with the word 'FAKE' or some such. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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