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Ab5olutD
DB Please!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 445
Location: Chotisland
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:38 pm |
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Hi all.
After a few days baiting a guy, he has finally sent me a shipping invoice:
I am getting a chimpanzee and two trouser snakes (they'll be used for breeding, of course!). The total amount of the shipping is 240EUR.
ONLY 240 EUR???
I'm gonna try and get this lad moving around Camerun, but I think 240EUR probably won't be worth it for him. Or maybe it is?
In any case, do you know a way to make this mugu inflate the invoice without looking too stupid and without asking for more animals?
Something like "Ok, let me know where can I transfer the 2400eur", then tell him "Oh, Its 240, not 2400". That could make him tell me that there was an error in the invoice and it was actually 2400 instead of 240.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:42 pm |
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Ask him how he'd like the money sent - give him a choice of all at once, or two lots of 1200 each; see if he's really reading your replies.
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:23 pm |
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 That's a true bargain, Absolutdani, though the trouser snakes probably need only a small space. 
What about insurance fees? They can be surprisingly high.
A very nice invoice, by the way  |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:57 am |
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Please mark the invoice as fakey fakey so it does not get reused 
Glad you are getting such a good deal on trouser snakes though. |
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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
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