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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:15 pm

Whatsinitforme, I hereby bless your fine bourbon. May it warm the depths of your soul and not deliver you face-up on the floor squirming in your own excrement.

I have also blessed my three fingers of Pappy Van Winkle 20 yr. on the rocks, (I was feeling girlie, so I added ice.), which now sits patiently on my holy coaster of Antioch. My meager tithings only allow one of this fine bottled nectar a year, but it gets me closer to the Almighty.

Then, a Manhattan with Bookers will be in order. A bit blasphemous, but nice.

Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me. Making me out to be a sidekick to YW is just not right. I hurts my delicate feeeeelllliiiings...

Very Happy

Oh yeah, I don't bike or swim.

I drink, make stuff on my wood lathe, smack around my heavy bag, drive my muscle car (1968 Oldsmobile 442), and contemplate why I'm such an asshole.

It completes me.

-MoB

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:21 pm

YW is a real person? He actually exists? Shocked

I thought he was invented by the Mods to distract Slightly from hating all of humanity, and YW's posts were collectively composed in the Mod lounge after too much Pimm's.

And no real human could be that small, lift that much weight, cycle that far and be that twisted.

Anyway, welcome MoB - I think you and I will get along fine Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:22 pm

MinisterOfBourbon wrote:

Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me. Making me out to be a sidekick to YW is just not right. I hurts my delicate feeeeelllliiiings...

That was never my intention.
I was just drawing a very loose comparison, because it somehow seemed appropriate given YW's Doctor Evil personae.... Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm

MinisterOfBourbon wrote:

Simba, there is nothing "mini," about me.

That's not what YW says. He says he can barely feel anything.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:26 pm

I know, Simba. I was just feigning righteous indignation.

But I do know that YW has a bad case of smallcox.

Don't ask me how I know, please.

-MoB

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm

Jojo, YW can't feel anything because he long ago blew out his O-ring from too many liasons with rump rangers in various parks and rest areas for money.

Hey, a guy's gotta make a living.

-MoB

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:31 pm

MinisterOfBourbon wrote:

I know, Simba. I was just feigning righteous indignation.

I know MoB. I was just feining compassionate concern....... Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Hey asshole (MoB), you were not supposed to give away my deepest darkest secrets. Keep it up and I might have to spill the beans about you and that alter boy. Evil or Very Mad

Hey mods... can we just change his title now to "asshole"? I can pretty much guarantee that sooner or later, you will probably do it on your own anyhow.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:34 pm

^^^

Leave Slightly and the prof out of this.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:47 pm

"Hey mods... can we just change his title now to "asshole"? I can pretty much guarantee that sooner or later, you will probably do it on your own anyhow." -YW

Do you all see what I have to put up with here? YW just resorts to hurtful, destructive comments and labels me. Why? What have I done? I am innocent in this and don't feel that this kind of abuse is warranted in any way.

I think it has something to do with his drunken 3:00 a.m. calls to my phone asking me to come over. YW, it's not going to happen. As we discussed, you don't have the appropriate level of cash.

He's always like this, but it's not his fault. All that biking in his little spandex shorts has made him this way. Plus the fact that his erectile dysfunction is flaring up again due to the little bike seat he rests his ass on.

I just hope that someday, YW becomes a more compassionate and empathic person, enjoying every day as if it were a blessed gift from God.

Until then, he's just a dick, but a well-meaning dick.

By the way, that altar boy was asking for it.

-MoB

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:50 pm

Not sure how I missed this thread, but welcome, MOB. Nice to have another impotent and hate-filled member on the boards. Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:45 pm

Thanks for the welcome, Professor.

However, I would ask that you not use a picture of my wife as your avatar anymore. It's just plain rude to do so without permission.

Geez. The nerve of some people!

-MoB