M00seknuckle, NSFW!! safari/police custody

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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:07 pm

So what's her problem? Sell something and have a drink of water, you silly scammer!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:11 pm

Or open your trunkbox Evil or Very Mad

This was her original email (received July 2nd):

Quote:

Dear AgIala

May the blessing of God be with you, this is to show you that the holyspirit of God sees every secret of a man and knows when to render help to people, i have being praying to God to help me show me the right person who can be able to handle this money for his work, then in my dream the holyspirit directed me to you that you have a God fearing heart to help the needy.

Dont worry i know i will die but i believe that as soon as you get this money with you my soul will rest in peace, now all you have to do is to send your full address where you want to receive the trunk box and also your picture which they will use indentify you as soon as they bring the box to you and your own private phone number so that i will forward it to the security company and tell them that you are the one that i am donating the trunk box to, but i want you to follow my instructions, nobody on earth knows that this box contains money it is only you that i have sent this mail by the leading of the holyspirit so please i beg you this is Africa never you let anyone know about this money till you get this box in your hand then you can start the work.

I made a vow to God about this money so please make sure you keep to your promise God knows about this money and also i want you to pray about this very well for God to give you the wisdom to use this money.

After this mail i am sending a security company a mail now introduceing you to them, as i wait for the information needed.

May you be bless and the spirit of God lead you and your project in Jesus name Amen.

Your Sister in Christ Alice

Seems the dying widow/trunkbox scammer deserves it Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:30 pm

jack sends her a message

Quote:

Mrs ldris

I have just been informed that there are again issues with the shuttle sent to retrive you. To say the least, i am not happy with this situation.

I am trying desperately to figure a way to to collect you and Peter so we can bring you here. Unfortunately, I am told if you do not catch the shuttle today, there is nothing Slmba camp can do before tomorrow. You must do anything you can to make your way to the collection point in Gr@nd-popo.

I do not think I need to remind you what awaits you when you arrive here. You need to make your way to Gr@nd-popo so that we can be together with the company tonight. It is the awards dinner and we have many people waiting to meet you. I truly do not wish for you to miss this opportunity.

Jack

if she would use her head, they could have shared a ride with peter. i think they are screwed, according to the tourism site i found, "Cost of travel from Cotonou: 1500 FCFA for a two-hour auto-taxi ride Cool

730km from c0tonou to P3ndjari, yep, they are screwed. we need an airplane..

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:52 pm

Don´t worry, she has money Laughing

this is from an email from July13th to another baiting account:

Quote:

Don't worry Beloved Natascha l know i will die but i believe that as soon as you get this money with you my soul will rest in peace, now all you have to do is to send your full address where you want to receive the trunk box and also your picture which they will use indentify you as soon as they bring the box to you and your own private phone number so that i will forward it to the security company and tell them that you are the one that i am donating the trunk box to, but i want you to follow my instructions, nobody on earth knows that this box contains money

Shall we even tell it to her?

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:09 pm

Frank claims to have gone to C0tonou

Quote:

Pat,

That is a great lier the attendant told me the occasion is not working so i decided to live and i can even show the number i use to call my wife for my arrival.

What ever you say is your business.

Thanks

Frank

Quote:

Pat,

You guys have mess me up and am really disappointed because am phone is on.

Thanks

Frank

one last chance for Frank

Quote:

Mr Frank

It is unfortunate that instead of contacting someone from our company you chose to talk to a hotel attendant. Someone who has no association with our business. I am curious why you would think a hotel attendant would know anything about our event?

J@ck is quite disappointed in your behavior and your accusations. If you truly wish to attend our event, the shuttle will be arriving in Gr@nd-P0po tomorrow morning to collect 4 guests. The shuttle is meeting them outside of the Aub3rge de Gr@nd P0po Hotel at 7:3o a.m.

if you are there, we will see you at the event, if not, i wish you the best of luck in your future.

Sincerely

Pat

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:34 pm

No emails back from Allce and Peter? Shall we wait until tomorrow morning then (OF then being Jack again, please, since MGK´s off-time sets in), to make them the following suggestions onj how to proceed now thatthey have missed almost the whole show ?

- MM have an appointment (a photoshooting) immediately after the show, in Ibadan. They are invited to meet us there so they get at least their 17k each.

- Hopefully, Peter the Nigerian will like it, since it kind of fits his way home.

- Allce, who is unlikely to like it since her home in CTI is exactly in the other direction (IF she still speaks with us then Laughing

) , well, we happen to have an agent in Accra (which is on her normal way home), Mr L at the M branch of Prud. Bank. We can wire the money to wait for her to be collected there on Monday. Only there, for safety reasons.

How does that sound?

For the WU payment for Allce, I would suggest a disposable MM employee, like Emlly.

What do you think? Did I get it right?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:38 am

No word from either of our lads. There's a good chance that they've given up entirely, lost all faith in the company, and are trying to get home.

I send this to both lads...

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter and Alice,

I am writing this email to you both because I want to be sure at least one of you reads this and I have no wish to repeat myself.

I have a simple question for you: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Again, the driver came back (yes, I admit he was slightly late, but not THAT late) and reported that there were no people to pick up where you where supposed to be. Were you there? Did you get the right address? Were you hiding from the driver? Are you playing games with us now?

Alice... I had my meeting with those people I told you about and I showed them your photograph and they were convinced to stay another day to wait for you. WE EXPECTED YOU LAST NIGHT so I had to make up some excuse to keep those people here and see if you arrive today. This is getting very silly and I am running out of reasons to make the people stay and not give up on you.

Peter... I really thought you were keen to start working here, and I hear that Pat ws even recommending that you were a suitable candidate for a more senior position, possible even managing all of the Benin agents once you had learned the job dealing with Nigerian models. Why are you not here, if that's the case? Your performance since Thursday has been completely different from the person who wrote enthusiastically to my staff in the weeks before Thursday. What has happened to you? Why are you now showing a real lack of interest in joining the company?

Okay, to both of you....... today is the last day that we are officially in Benin. The event closes tonight. Please, we have told you many times what to do each time we have re-arranged things to meet you situation. JUST DO IT AND BE HERE TODAY.

I don't usually get annoyed, but I'm feeling very close to it right now with you two people... people I thought were going to be star employees and a great addition to the company. Your performance over the past couple of days has made me doubt things. Please restore my faith in your abilities while there is still time.

Sincerely,

Jack

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:37 am

Ah-hah, Peter wakes up!

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack
I did not live the place or was not hiding, I got a mail from Pat that we should go Auberge de Grand Hotel, which is very far from the place you ask us to stay. I want you to come and pick me uk in where you ask us to stay I am still waiting for the shuttle.

Peter

But the IP is 62.56.151.112 (Nigeria). How can I pick him up?

Time to get some rescue action going on!

Jack wrote:

Peter!

I am glad to hear from you. I really thought that you had decided that these little setbacks were too much and had gone home.

Peter... I know this situation has turned into something like a mini-nightmare. I'm going to do something about it, okay? I'll get a mini-bus from the 5imba people here and I'm going to drive down to get you myself. I don't care if I'm not insured to drive vehicles here or anything... I just want to put this right for you. Is Mrs Alice and her group with you? If they are, I'll get them, too. I haven't heard from her so I don't know if she's still there.

I'm on my way, okay? Just stay calm and I'll be there before you know it.

Sincerely,

Jack

And he replies with:

Lad wrote:

Please Jack call 993xxxxxx I will wait to hear from you and i want you to drive down and pick me up.

Peter

Sent from the same IP address. Assuming that's a Benin number, Frumpy calls it but it's incorrect.

Jack wrote:

Peter!

That number doesn't go through. Please make sure you've sent me the right number. I thought numbers here were only 8 digits long, the number you gave me is 9 digits long. Please check that you typed it right.

Jack

And, quick as a flash (and from the Nigerian IP), he replies with the correct number...

Lad wrote:

Sorry Jack the number is 931xxxxx, sorry for the mistype

Peter

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:11 pm

Ineffective bunch of hoodlums Evil or Very Mad

For every kilometre they have done I must have heard "The number you have dialled is not correct / available / busy !" Rolling Eyes

Ineffective bunch of hoodlums Laughing

Finally got through to Peter.

http://media.putfile.com/MM-Peter2

It´s strange that it contradicts his email IP, saying Nigeria (as on Thursday) : This is a 00229 number !

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:39 pm

"I'm wandering around, I'm wandering around, I'm wandering around."

I think Peter's sort of wandering around not knowing what to do, if I read that right.

Anyway, Jack, true action hero, sends off this email before departing on his rescue mission:

Jack wrote:

Peter,

I've got a vehicle that should carry everyone, you, Mrs Alice, her guests, any luggage you still have... I'm leaving RIGHT NOW. Please hang in there and look out for me. I'll expect you to be at the front of the hotel.

Jack

Edit to add his reply...

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,
I am waiting and looking out for you, but call me to wave my hand at you so that you can easily see me. I am in the place that was schedule for us before i came to Benin.

Peter

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:45 pm

Still nothing in from Allce. I´m afraid she might actually travel back, next email coming from Ivory Coast then? Sad

We´ll see.

Peter, however,we have nothing but good news for him Very Happy

Even if we cannot pick him up even today (4th time that he would have failed to be picked up!), we are paying him off today nonetheless:D

Jack (boss of MM) has given the MM payment officer directives to pay him out, too (how generous! and trusting!). First, however, I must use up my last 90 cents Skype credit to call him in about 2 hours from now and "wave" at him : "Here we are!" Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:00 pm

Called Peter : http://media.putfile.com/MM-Peter3

We are just 10kms away from the hotel, at a filling station, we will be at the hotel in 15 minutes.

Allce drove home, he says Sad

and he staid (i.e. came back), brave man he is! I will, of course, pay his bill at the hotel Very Happy

i dropped the news that I emailed home from the filling station...so, after the 4 th time NOT having been picked up, he is bound to go to a cafe and find great news, his payment !!!

Alas, the payment can only be deducted direct from a bank. And it´s Saturday night! Damn!

I wonder if I can win Dan to give Allce a soothing call at tomorrow´s show... Very Happy

(if OF agrees. After all, we spent the whole afternoon preparing a carefully laid out plan for her, too!)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:36 pm

Dan should call. They all could use some comforting after enduring that trip. Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:29 pm

Oh well, he can´t Sad

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No emails in from anyone today so far. Well, it´s Sunday.

I was thinking about Peter....didn´t he return back to Benin yesterday, having written from his Lagos IP on Friday, and I reached him with his 00229 number, which is Benin? So, isn´t that enough proof for a second safari of his?

(Well I understand we cannot prove "Frank" having done the trip, even though he knew a lot of location details which suggest he was there....but this lad could also have called the meeting point hotel and ask for MM, 55C and the "animal zoo"...but what do you think about Peter^^?)

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:01 am

A rather restrained and calmed-down reply from Frank to Pat:

Lad wrote:

Pat,

Every body as right to be angry because of the stress i went through at the Cotounu border, the humiliation and that is my annoyance and how come the receptionist whom you are using the hotel for pick up.
I got there and i make several investigation about the occasion but know one seems to know the address and what they are telling me is far from the hotel that is the north of the country. If Jack is angry with my accusation which is the truth and nothing more.

I have every right to be mad at any one because on my way back to Lagos, this same immigration still mess me up by collecting some money before letting go, i should have wait but seems i can't found any one that no one about your programmed so that is the reason why i left that same day because i have some many programme on hand.

Thanks and is great knowing you guys and if you still need me for anything am at your services and for my phone is always on phone.

Thank

Frank

He's still insisting that he went to Cotonou. I'm starting to believe him but that doesn't confirm the safari.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:36 am

So we better make him come again, if possible Smile

in his and in our interest.

He says "is great knowing you guys"...after all, he was the first one who ever filled in the forms....so he is waiting.
IIRC, MGK said the payment will arrive at the end of November. -

We ought to agree on a next extravaganza. - I have also found baiters having used a similar modality (modeling company, but in their case only for forms). Their modality is defunct now but I have outlined to them how we have been working, expecting some ideas on how to improve the performance and possibly the "media attention".

Can you implement one of the local newspaper fakies I sent you from there into the MM website?

Moreover, has he already seen the new agent´s forms? (still in development?)

Maybe he would like to work together with a "London agent"...who has already atten#ded other extravaganzas...being a fake lad, of course.

I think we should be busy with planning the next shootings, and the next extravaganza - all of them taking place in not-too-near-to-Lagos, and talk about it.

- That´s as far as Frank is concerned. Still no news in from Peter and Alice, I think? Sad

ASEMing start again right now. There are already a few guys on hold who might at least invest into the form stage Smile

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:16 am

Well done M00seknuckle..... clapping

I am delighted that your delegates managed to meet each other.
Sadly none have made any contact with SSC since they began their safari, but nevermind, they seem to be having a nice time anyway.... Laughing

For what its worth, I think Frank took a safari too... Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:25 pm

well done fellas. Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:04 pm

Well, this is intriguing!

Lad wrote:

Hello Mr. Jack,
My name is Engr. Michael Isebaga the younger of Peter Isebaga whom you have employed to be a role model in your esteem company, I live in Nigeria.

For the past two days now I have not recieve an email or a phone call from my brother I that is why I decided to ask if everything is going on well and to also ask if my brother (Peter Isebaga) is with you? if yes call me +2348051xxxxxx or email me on [email protected] I look forward in hearing from you shortly.

Regards
Engr. Mike Isebaga

Sent from the same IP as Peter's usual Lagos emails were sent from. Is he scheming up some plot by playing his "younger" (brother, I assume), or is Peter really missing?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:11 pm

Haha! Well....I wish he is in a jail cell, or his motorcyclist beat him up. - No idea!
Even a call could not bring proof, since the "brother" might just be a lad cafe buddy.

Really good! - Surely enough, the brother is NOT authorized to cash his payment?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:28 pm

After an unsuccessful attempt to get through by Frumpy, Jack sends this:

Jack wrote:

Dear Michael,

I am shocked and surprised that Peter had not contacted you. We had a few small problems with the bus picking him up a few times, but we didn't expect that he would go missing.

I have been trying to call your phone but I can't get through. Are you using it? Look out for my call, I really want to talk to you and discuss this situation. Peter was selected as one of our most promising candidates and we are still very eager to employ him, but if he is now missing....... this is very worrying.

Look out for my call, okay?

sincerely,

Jack

What sort of company would it be if we didn't look after our star employees?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:32 pm

Otterfan wrote:

Is he scheming up some plot by playing his "younger" (brother, I assume), or is Peter really missing?

i wonder how many emails before he asks for the grant money?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:46 pm

OK, i called him but I f###ed it up, first my credits ran out so it was just one minute, then the recorder was set up wrongly.

Never mind, I managed to get the main points across :

- It IS a different person!
- We could not find Peter, we drove all the way down for him, circled around the hotel several times, he was not there!
- Has Peter checked his email? We sent him the payment information.
- Michael sounds worried and excited (he has a deeper voice than Peter), he wants to know where his brother Peter is.
"Listen, listen, he drove over to Cotonou. Then..."

and then my credits were up Evil or Very Mad

So is Peter "lost"? Doesn´t he have enough bribe money to cross the border (like Frank)?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:05 pm

Sounds as though Peter needs a readnotify sent to him.... Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:35 pm

Make your mind up, man!

Lad wrote:

Hello Mr. Jack,
I do not think my brother is missing because he is old enough so he can never miss, in regard to your call I did not really hear you well please I wil like you to call me back for more discusssion or email me back.

Regards
Engr. Michael

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