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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. David O:
Quote:
R Ol

Thanks for the offer as it is coming most surprisingly to us.

we are indepth to exhibiting the best of our hardworks to your organisation.
Awaiting the official letter to this approval.

Dr.David O

What does he want?! I was only trying to motivate him, now he is asking for a form Smile Smile


Mike, in turn, is puzzled as to Cammie´s status at the company : Will he be strong working under a woman?
Quote:
Dear MR Randy,

Who is cammille , pls tel me the details of it. yesterday the models called me on phone concerning the business i discussed with them. the models they are traveling to Spain to do shows.the models told me about their prices each of them 10000 thousand dollars. try and reach me on time.my phone number is +234805xxx cal me MR Mike.

I´ll think of replies after dinner and edit them in. Smile Or you (Yastreb) take immediate action Wink

EDIT This off to Mike:
Quote:
Mike,

How is your lawsuit against M M?

Because of you accusations I have lost my head position as Human Resource Manager (because I brought you to M M).

Now I am working under a woman, Camille W.

Thank you.
R O

Now he can speculate what I mean Very Happy

And this off to the Doctor of the many words. It´s just too tempting to imitate his tautologic Thompson & Thomson style Very Happy
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Quote:
Dear David,

As you know and completely understood, your application has been embraced and received with open arms.
I believe and confirm that it is the correct time to enable your career and position with Mßßseknuckle to be furthered and get a well-paved ground.
This is what Camille and Pat have to do.

Personally, I am engaged and involved into organizing and setting up an event show to greet and welcome our sponsors and advertisers (colloqially and informally known and understood as money people) in Rio de Janeiro and possibly in December in the capital of Nigeria. Details and singular aspects of this plan for a consultation is being planned, discussed and familiarized with at this very moment. I would even say, still in October. Dumb is the word, is our motto.

Feel free to familiarize with Pat and Camille becasue they control current negotiations with customers and they will know what is in store for our soon-to-be-built office in Nigeria.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Joy is a real trip! Laughing We have a crrok working at Moosechuckle!
I can't wait to read her forwarded email from her "staff."
Laughing

Quote:
from Joy & Patn3rs Ass0ciate
to pat
date Tue, Oct 13, 2009
subject SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat Cr0k1n,

Please I want you to keep this as a very secret matter that will be of good to
you and to keep the good image of your company. My Name is Joy am a write and I
wrote a script for Jeremy Skr1mly the Agent Advisor/Client consultant in your
company Moosechuckle Ent. Modeling Agency. I have concluded everything about
the script and all that is required of me but some people in your company whom I
will tell Mr Jeremy diverted my payment into there on pocket
just pretended they
sent it to me the way I requested but from all investigation and my research
they did not send me the money.

Now they have find out that trouble in coming and it will affected them because
I have known the truth of what happen to my money and they will not want Mr
Jeremy to know of it because I have been into a big trouble with Mr Jeremy about
this which I have sent some proofs to him and he is into investigation this
crroks within your company decide to block Jeremy's Email
so that my mails will
not get to him. So please relate this to him and ask him to give me anotherof
his email so I can forward him the last mail one of the staff sent me
confirming that they diverted the money meant for my payment for there own use
and she said that if I try to let Jeremy know of it that she will black mail me
so I need you kind help on this so that you people will know the crook that work
with you people.

Waiting for your urgent reply.

Joy.
========
from Patricia
to Joy & Patn3rs Ass0ciate
date Tue, Oct 13, 2009

Dear Joy,

This is a surprising and shocking revelation to me. Who would do such a thing?
I just can't believe that anything like that could ever happen at Moosechuckle.
Please, Joy, forward the last mail one of your staff had tried to send to
Jeremy. I will make sure that he sees and responds appropriately. If there is
a black sheep in our midst, we must root them out and deal with them.
Dishonesty is not the best policy at Moosechuckle Modeling.

Warmest Regards,
Pat
Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. A long-winded description of the evil plotting Joy alleges is going on at Moosechuckle. Shocked Confused

Quote:
from J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
to Patricia
date Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 11:10 PM
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat,

There is no need forwarding the mail to you but all you have to do for me is to
talk to Mr Jeremy he knows the problem on ground because the Job I did am
suposed to have collect a fee of $15k from it but I advice that they use part of
the money to buy me a Jeep in America and send me the balance which Jeremy
Introduced me to his friend Called Emily as a dealer who finally introduced me
to one Mr Lung in China after Emily claimed she could not find the Jeep in the
whole of America then this Mr Lung claimed he has a cousin in Japan that will
sell and ship the Jeep to me.

I advice Jeremy to pay for it after they show me the pictures which Jeremy told
me he instructed Emily the accountant to your company to release the payment to
the account which the so called Mr Lung produced and all I heard was that the
money has been sent and after few days Mr Lung send me all fake shipment
documents which the phone numbers on it does not work and there is nothing
like that shipping company in the whole world so after lots of troubles Mr Lungs
came up with another document called manifest which they sent to Jeremy
claiming that the vessel carrying the Jeep docked in Nigeria sea port and left
the same day and finally that was a big lie so I have sent Jeremy a proof to
verify what the crook Mr Lung said the cleared the Vessel in Nigeria to verify
and ask them if such a vessel arrived here.

Now the trouble is that the fake Mr Lung turn out to be a Woman who inconnection
with Emily which I do not know if the accountant of your company or Jeremy
friend to divert the money so the two of the Emily's are to be held because they
are answerable to what happen to the money because the Jeep did not get here and
that aclaimed Lung told me she is happy to tell me that they have shared the
money and she is buying herslf a new car from it and if I tell Jeremy she will
set me up.

Now I have giving you insite on the problem on ground use your wisdom to tell
Jeremy of this and investigate it to see the truth.

I wait for your reply.

Joy.
This is all just so unbelievable, isn't it? Laughing

Quote:
from Patricia
to J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
date Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 12:47 AM
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Joy,

Your explanation is clear as mud to me. Please send me the email that you want
Jeremy to see from your staff member.
I think it would make the road to recovery of your money much smoother, as we
will need all proof for proper action.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Warmest regards,
Pat

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who is Mister Lung in China? A friend of Mr. Goh-Mer-Ying-Yang?
Or is this the evil antagonist of Harry P00ter?

Dr. David writes:
Quote:

Wishes
Mr,RO,

I do appreciate your approved services to our firm,
Hoping that it's effects to our showcasing our strenght comes in very soon.

My regards.
Dr.David O

If neither one of you comes up with a better suggestion, I will invite him to our Cotonou show Very Happy (well-paved ways to the N0v0tel oooo)

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Latest from D4rl1ngt0n:

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Am excited because my dream is coming true and many thanks to you because if not for your understanding i would have given up.At least from my job many indigent people will benefit and i taking over the modeling world will be in ground style.
I will be loyal to you as my boss, because if respect people in high authority one day you will become a boss of your own.


Twisted Evil

Cammy owns this boi, I think...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
Who is Mister Lung in China? A friend of Mr. Goh-Mer-Ying-Yang?
Or is this the evil antagonist of Harry P00ter?


Allow me to introduce you to Lung Tien Diao, or as he would say...

Quote:
Most Tumescent Greeting!

I am being most auspicious dragon make merchant adventures China being. Not the make England speak but translate software use for to make understand Chinese twittering. Many things sell include computer part, hard disk in all size from tiny to circus elephant and also many range toy make sexy for bedroom activities. Also now with cousin Laughing Phoenix make entry for used car market ship Jeep to Joy in dark continent aboard fictitious ship "Kobayashi Maru" which never arrive! You are having a funny.

Detonations!


Poor Joy went through a month of trying to translate that plus an (unconfirmed) safari that took him to Apapa port in Lagos clutching a fake bill of lading only to have the evil secretary of the original guy he was writing his porn scripts conspire with another evil secretary in M00seknuckle to reveal herself as Lung and chop his dollar big style. Smile

MG is on at me to publish the whole Lung part of the bait and I'll get it into the published work section as soon as I can.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi, sunshine! More from Joy to Pat this morning. Pat needs those emails regarding the "alleged blackmailing and taunting" in order to take actions on Joy's behalf. Sorry, company policy, so send them you lazy lad. Laughing

Quote:
Dear Pat,

Thanks for your response but please I want correct you on the issue of the mail
I received. I did not tell you from my first mail that my staff received a mail
from any body rather I did said some body with your staff sent me a mail in
regards to all I have to you and warned me that I should not try to send it to
Mr Jeremy for if I do she will put me into a big trouble that I do not know how
to come out of it but as am writing you this mail I have communicated Mr
Jeremy about it and from Mr Jeremy response I know you have notify him of what
is happening though he did not call your name on his mail rather he made me
know that some people hacked his email.

Pat I plead that you work with Jeremy on this issue and get result quick and I
expect that my money will be return back to me quick.

God bless you as I wait for your reply.

Joy
====
Dear Joy,

Oh, I see what you are trying to say now. You received a devious email from
someone on our staff to you. Well, for your information, criminal activity by
anyone on our staff is against the bylaws of our company, and is grounds for
immediate termination if the fact is proven beyond all reasonable doubt. But,
in order for actions to be taken against an employee, there must be irrefutable
proof of such activity given to the Human Resources Manager who will determine
if actions need to undertaken against the accused employee. The accused
employee has a right to representation by counsel at all meetings regarding any
actions taken against him or her. A majority vote of the board of directors is the
next step in the process, leading to either the aquittal of the charges or
termination.
If you as an agent feel that you have an actionable argument for the
termination of another employee of the company, or renumeration or amelioration
regarding your present situation, you must submit all proofs of your claims to
the Executive Secretary of Moosechuckle Modeling. She will coordinate the claim
with the Human Resources Manager, the board of directors, and the acusing
claimant to get the situation resolved in a timely and correct manner. Since I
am the Executive Secretary of Moosechuckle Modeling, please send the emails you
are claiming were sent from one of our employees, indicating criminal activity
or company rule breaking. Once I receive them, I will be happy to investigate
the matter fully.

Thank you for complying with my request, according to company policies.

Warmest regards,
Pat


If she's lost or deleted them, looks like she's out of luck. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. Dr. David O. wrote to Pat today! Shocked
I guess she is not so bad, after all, or he has a very short memory. He asked for it. Well, here ya go, and enjoy your time with [email protected], Mr. Toad! Very Happy

Quote:
rom David
to Patricia
date Wed, Oct 14, 2009
subject Directives

[email protected] Cr0k1n,

I was with great exciting news few days back and still expecting the best of
it's happenings with your modelling agency.

Anxiously awaiting further directives.
Dr.David O.
234-xx-xxxxxxx
=========
from Patricia
to David
cc [email protected] Wh1te
bcc [email protected] [email protected]
date Thu, Oct 15, 2009
subject Re: Directives

Dear Dr. David,

I'm so glad you emailed to me today. We have just signed a contract with a new
client, and we need an agent right away to get to work on it. I think you would
do well with this one. Please contact Ms. [email protected] Wh1te at:
[email protected]. She will be your Agent and Model Coordinator
in charge of the project. She will also be your direct boss and supervisor, so
I expect you to treat her with the same respect that you would treat any of our
company managers. Work your fastest and best on this one, as it has a very
strict timeline, and there are deadlines that you must meet to please our
customer. I will hold you personally responsible for all delays, and no
payments will be made to you as an agent until the project is completed to Ms.
White's exact specifications. Follow her directions without complaints in a
timely manner, and your first payment will be released to you at our first
company meeting which is being scheduled very soon. Thank you for your
attentions and efforts to your first Moosechuckle M0deling project.

Warmest regards,
Pat


@yastreb - I'm sure you will take good care of this lad in your own sweet style. We might have a Thongor on our hands here. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joy is a real pest. But she at least alerted me to the fact that my last email didn't get to her, so I sent it again. I think it's funny that she doesn't name the black sheep in our midst to Pat. She either sends those emails to Pat, or she might have to fill out a 100 page "notice of claims of wrong doing by employee's of MM," a psychological profile form, and anything else I can find on the forum that might be relevant. Smile

Quote:
from J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
to Patricia
date Thu, Oct 15, 2009
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat,

I have not read from you since my last mail to you yesterday hope all is well.
Have you any information for me regarding the my case that I reported to you?

Am waiting for your reply.

Joy.
========
from Patricia
to J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
date Thu, Oct 15, 2009
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Joy,

Oh, I'm sorry. I must have made a mistake in emailing, or my message did not
get sent. This is what I sent you after your last email to me yesterday.

Warmest regards,
Pat
=====
"Dear Joy,

Oh, I see what you are trying to say now. blah blah blah...."

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. It looks like Pat will have to take the gloves off, and punch her right in the nose! After my next email, she will send the emails to me, or a Big Else. Twisted Evil

Quote:
from J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
to Patricia
date Thu, Oct 15, 2009
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat,

Many thanks for your mail and like I told you in one of my mails that I have
already forwarded to Mr Jeremy the mail whom I expected you will work with
regarding this my case because he is the person that contacted me to do the
job which I did and he linked me up to the people I deal with within your staff
so I advice you connect him regarding this Mad he will tell you more because even
if I send you the mail you will not understand it
Mad and from your company website
I saw you as Marketing and Financial Coordinator of the company and not the
Executive Secretary of Moosechuckle Modeling, as you stated on your mail am
sorry this development has put fear into me once again
that some body is hacking
the emails of the company so I think all other informations regarding this will
be kept secretly within me and Jeremy who I know very well.
Mad

If there is other email you have that I can send you more information I will
need a better email address that is secure but still I need my money back
because I can not work for crooks to eat it.
Evil or Very Mad

Have a nice day as I wait for your reply.

Joy.
Maybe I should have bolded the whole damn email! OOO, is Joy going to be slapped! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think her paranoia might be a little bit down to me as evil secretary Judy has been taunting Joy recently and just made a promise to grind her into the dust, just for fun.

Poor lad (not!)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joy is going to love this. Laughing Pat gets real serious this time. Smile

Quote:
Dearest Joy,

Just who the hell do you think you are, Queen [email protected]? You are in no way as
smart, nice, pretty, or talented as she is, so do not make the mistake of
thinking that I will bow down or dig your groovy tunes like I do her's.

I would like you to understand some very important points. First of all. I am
part of the management of this company, and you are the employee. You do not
dictate to management what you will and will not do. You will listen, and do as
you are told, or you will suffer the consequences of your actions. I have asked
you repeatedly for the proofs of wrong doing, and you have decided not to give
them to me. I do not care about any of your paranoid reasonings or rantings. I
deal in cold, hard facts, not rumors or false accusations. As a holder of PhDs
in Marketing, Corporate Finance, and Business Administration, I'm sure that I
can understand a few simple emails. Not only am I the Marketing and Financial
Coordinator of Moosechuckle, but I am also the Executive Secretary. As
Executive Secretary. I also hold a seat on the Board Of Directors. So, not only
am I your boss, but I'm Jeremy's boss as well. The website has not been updated
in months regarding my position here, so do not rely on the laziness of our
webhost to provide good and accurate data to alleviate your psychotic mind.

Joy, you will not decide which information you will reveal to me, and which you
will keep "secret." This is not a decision that you have the authority to make.
I make those decisions, not you, and I do not have to give you any reason why.
As your boss, I am demanding that you send all proofs immediately to my current
email address. I can assure you that it is safe, because as a Board Member it
is encrypted with a 512-bit random number generator on a minute to minute basis.
Let me also remind you of the Employment Agreement which you have signed,
specifically number 13.
"13. Assistance in Litigation. Employee shall upon reasonable notice, furnish
such information and proper assistance to the Company as it may reasonably
require in connection with any litigation in which it is, or may become, a party
either during or after employment."

Consider this email to be "reasonable notice." I do not care whether or not you
"already sent them to Jeremy," you will send them to me because I told you to.
If you do not send them to me in the very next email to me, I will treat you as
an "insubordinate, uncooperative, delusional paranoid schizophrenic employee."
I'm giving you a direct order, Joy. Comply or you will be terminated from
your employment at Moosechuckle Modeling, and I will contact our lawyer, J.
Cuthb3rt Tw1lly, to bring legal actions against you for our Company losses
regarding the incompletion of your projects which resulted in the loss of
business for our company. I will also contact a mental hospital, and possibly
have you examined and committed for paranoid schizophrenia. I think you might
be one sick puppy, Joy.

Looking forward to your cooperation and help in our investigation.

Warmest regards,
Pat

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, I don't think Joy is going to like that one little bit.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

brilliant slapping SH!! beers!
I am sure she will soon start insulting you and trying to find a way around you. I kow her that well, she did that allready in a bait i had with her. I wonder how long it will take until she comes whining back to my character begging for assistance. I will let you know.. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, but it's really easy to slap her silly after the fine baiting you guys did to her to put her on the ground like this. Very Happy I'm just walking by to kick her in the head a few times, since MG hasn't been around to do it. I'm the backup kicker on this team. Smile Well, it appears that Pat's slaps had some effect, as Pat received Joy's "so-called proofs," but they came very reluctantly. Her tone is insubordinate and she still shows signs of paranoia. She also insulted Pat's intelligence and tried to dictate what actions should be undertaken. You can imagine how Pat is going to react to this! Laughing Evil or Very Mad

Quote:
from J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
to Patricia
date Sat, Oct 17, 2009
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat,

Your mail does not go down well with me because I have been insulted badly on it
and I do not expect it to be so from you after all. What I saw on your website
is what I will believe on so if there is any changes on the position of office
within your company is what I do not know so take it that I will not stand to
wait and see you render much insults to me as you have done.

I did a job and completed it and if you are one of the Directors you will know
that your board of directors approved it and pass directives to Jeremy that my
payment should be sent to me and that payment I am waiting for till today
without getting it and what I received was a mail from some body that was
introduced to me by Jeremy that she has diverted the money along with Emily for
the own use which is the reason I did contact you for help but if you are
talking about 13 of the agreement that I signned you would have think twice of
the situation on ground and know that I have done my part you people approved it
and you are the once owing me my payment and not the insults I get from you on
your mail. Now get ready to tell you lawyer, J. Cuthb3rt Tw1lly to be set of
going to court to settle this matter because I felt some body is harrassing me
for asking for what is do for me.

Pat take it or not I still dont trust that am communicatting with the right
person that am suposed to be talking concerning this matter with because if I am
doing so am not suposed to receive such irresponsible mail from a company
Executive Secretary and a holder of PhDs because with this level of Education
you have I expect more better inteligent statement therefore with this your mail
I felt I am still within the hands of the same people that diverted my money am
sorry to tell you this because there is no way I can be convinced that am not
communicatting the same people through the tone of your mail.

Anyway here is the copy of the mail I received from this crook that diverted the
money ment to be sent to me as I directed Jeremy that part of it be used in
buying me a jeep and the rest send to me. Read it and take action about it if
you can my dear Pat Though I have sent it to Jeremy as well.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 6:09 PM, D1ao Lung T1en <[email protected]> wrote:

Tumescent Greetings Joy

Most important that you are careful the reading of this letter to you for
all explanation is are the making of.

I can't imagine that that long ride back to Umuahia from Lagos was a
pleasant one for you at all knowing that you've been scammed out of a whole
load of money and that shiny jeep would not be gracing the road outside your house.

As for me, I've no worries about ripping little punks like you off because
as a scammer you deserve it. Me and Emily had a really good laugh on the
phone today as we decided what to do with your money. Rather ironically I'm
going to buy a new car with it.

Oh and don't think of forwarding this to Jeremy, his box is well compromised
and he won't see a copy of this. However what we will let through is any
whining complaints as he really is serious about slapping the lawyers on you
, especially as we have your full name and address now (as the Nigerian EFCC
will do, together with evidence of your scam activity if you decide to do
anything stupid in respect of this mail)

I did tell you that I had other ways of making money didn't I

Detonations!

Judy W0lf (but you can call me Lung T1en D1ao if you like)
=====
10 minutes later.....
from J0y & [email protected] Ass0ciate
to Patricia
date Sat, Oct 17, 2009
subject Re: SECRET ATTENTION.

Dear Pat,

Find this fake documents which the so called Mr Lung who is claimed to be the
Jeep broker who finally be Judy W0lf used to defraud me and your company of the
money along with Emily.

You can check from the manifest there you will see the shipping agent name and
the agent that is on it that handled the fake vessel that they claimed docked
in Lagos port on the 7th october offloaded the goods it came with under 2 hours
and left Nigeria and if you investigate this you will see that all this are
fake. the phones does not work vessels can never live Japan and get to Nigeria
under 17 days rather it must take at least 28 days but this one is different.

You have enough proof now to hand this matter Pat.

Joy


Here are the shipping documents, marked fake to prevent lad recycling:
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http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/20091016180053_bol_kobayashimaru21.JPG
http://scamwarners.com/main//guestupload/20091016180321_kobmar_offload_manifest1.JPG

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know you all have been trying to get Dr David all to yourself, so I thought I'd throw a modeling hint out from my character to the good doctor to see if he'd take the bait.

Lu$ciou$ to Dr D:
Quote:
Hi Sir,

I told you I've been very busy with my job and I'm sorry that I've not been getting back to you fast enough. I just started a new career as a foot model. Who would have known that my feet would be in such demand? ha ha

I needed to recall that money from western union to pay my podiatrist. It takes a lot of money to keep my feet in top shape. I promise I'll pay you the money when I get my first foot modeling check. That should be next week, okay? Do you think we can wait until then?

regards,

Lu$ciou$


Why should I be surprised that the hint went completely over his head? I can sense the frustration building:

The idiot Dr wrote:
Quote:
Lu$ciou$,

I sincerely believe you aren't the initial Ms.Lu$ciou$ that accepted this intent proposal from onset as received both by Dr.Sul3 1dris and myself too.

If such insunation works right,then I am afriad dealing with this new Lu$ciou$ for security, strict trust confidency sake.

If your foot problems could delay this reality effects as drawn here based on your insistence for a change to the already officially endorsed/and certisfied payment from China creates an urgent indulgence for suspence.

I have forwarded that updates as received now to Dr.Sul3 1dris immediately with a prompt reply had as well on phone to seek an alternative re-course.

You have only two working days with saturday inclusive till next week monday to having a legal power of attorney processed there in Austin by your attorney to effect an immediate change to your beneficiary status of all the official documentations.

I have possibly done my all I could to forestall this great manouver.

Further delay wouldn't be taken by this Chamber, seek for a proof copy of such legal agreement,it is forwarded from here immediately.

I have spent much on phone calling and text to having more sent across.

Good day.

Dr.David O


Good grief. My Lu$ciou$ will continue chattering about her foot modeling jobs. Maybe he'll think to ask to represent her in her new career...or maybe not Laughing.

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^^ Shocked Wow! What the hell did he say? Confused Laughing If chattering on and on doesn't work, then maybe you'll just have to mention that you just got hired by MM. Maybe that will snap him out of his trance-like state. Laughing

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Quote:
vessels can never live Japan and get to Nigeria
under 17 days rather it must take at least 28 days but this one is different.


Given that said vessel was the "Kobayashi Maru" I daresay it could have done Japan to Nigeria in 2 seconds flat if it wanted to Smile

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Quote:
R O,

I have been glued and very awaitive of further instructions from either you,Camille and Pat uptill now without luck.

We are very much involved to effecting the best of our endeavour once called upon.

Regards.

Dr.David O

I am just reminding him Smile

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Dear Dr. David,

You mean you haven´t even contacted Camille yet?! She is all ready and awaitive for you.

Please do remember that, like a gazelle, opportunities must be called upon before the deerslayer hits them with a shotgun that moves faster than the animal. I hope I have clarified your status with our company.

Immediate action is imperative, necessary and highly called upon for maximum efficiency, urgency in achieving results and success in the modeling agent enterrize for optimum ehfishancee.

Camille´s email waiting for you [email protected]

Remember that eenfohmahshun is the motto. Anakoluths are for Yeti-snatcherts and gastropods. As anthropomorphs, we need to work now to establish your pohsishun.

Good luck, and my regard to Camille.

Yours, R O

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Laughing Laughing I think Frumpy found the David O email decoder/encoder. When you're done with it, can you please share it with the rest of us, plssss? Very Happy

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Cammy sent Dr. O her standard greeting:

Quote:
Pleased to hear from you.

I'm the new Agent and Model Development Coordinator for M00seknuckle, taking special care in nurturing and mentoring new employees, whether as agents or models. It's my job to bring out the best in our employees, and it's in my interests to make you the best.

Now - my approach is to start from scratch, blank screen so to speak. Tell me about yourself and your aspirations. Then we can see you put on the path to success.


More as it comes.

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Next time I leave the M00seknuckle Pool Hall, shall I leave the Dr. David O - encoder/decoder on? Laughing

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This to D4rl1ngt0n yesterday:

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Sorry for the delay - things have been moving ahead, and you're in the forefront!
It concerns an upcoming cinema release by a prominent African-American film director - more than that I'm not allowed to say. With the new Conan movie generating a lot of interest, there's been a push to at last film Lin Carter's Thongor novels. The task we've got is to publicise it. It seems that the director wants to create a fantasy adventure different from the whitebread white hero/black sidekick trope and instead present one with an all-black cast.
At this stage I can't say much more, but there'll be more by mid-week, Just be patient and you'll be surprised and pleased.

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Pat is very concerned about Joy's mental health! Smile

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Dearest Joy,

I received your "proofs," but I'm not impressed with your insulting email to me.
You seem to still have a serious attitude problem toward management, and
possibly authority figures in general. If you stopped riding your high horse
from atop that left-leaning pedestal of yours, you might actually get somewhere
in life, instead of falling face first into the dung at every bump along the way.

You said right off the bat, "Your mail does not go down well with me." Well,
boo hoo to you. If you had trouble swallowing what I said to you, I suggest you
try this. Tear my email up into 1/4" pieces. Drop them into a twenty four
ounce glass of beer and stir for 5 minutes and get them swirling around nicely.
Drink it all down in one long gulp. Next, pour yourself another beer, and cry
into it. Drink this beer down with your tears in it. Begin another long lament
about your little problems, and annoy everyone in the bar with you, who have to
listen to your bullshit.

Next you said, "What I saw on your website is what I will believe on." Fine and
dandy with me. Go ahead and live in your paranoid fantasy world, Joy. If you
don't believe what I, as your boss, tell you about my position here, then go
walk the plank or take a long hike off a short pier. If you need help with your
psychological problem, I will get you in touch with the Company's psychiatrist,
Dr. [email protected] Dw0ps.

Then, you said that I insulted you. This is pure nonsense. I merely stated the
facts. I asked for something from you as your boss, and you refused to give it
to me because of your paranoid delusional thinking. You were uncooperative,
insubordinate, and paranoid. I was stating fact, and stating true facts is not
insulting someone. Only saying untruths is insulting. You just can't stand to
be told the truth about yourself, Joy. This is not my problem, it is yours.
You have a major borderline personality disorder, are an antisocial sociopath
with major paranoid schizophrenic manifestations, and really need to be
incarcerated in a hospital for the mentally insane. This is my unprofessional
opinion, and please don't take this as another insult, Joy. I'm only trying to
make you aware of your severe personality problems, and I do hope you can
eventually recover from it.

And yet again you say to me, " there is no way I can be convinced that am not
communicatting the same people through the tone of your mail." Again, paranoia.
Distrust. Insubordination. Living in a fantasy world. Hearing and listening to
nonexistent voices in your head. It's sad, really. I have some sympathy for
you, Joy. You have no idea how tolerant I have been with you. Other agents who
have acted much less uncooperatively than you have been immediately fired in the
past. I'm giving you a break here, as you are mentally ill, and need help.

I will talk to Jeremy about your payment problems, and also to Emily when she
gets back from her vacation. I think I will require all of you to take a
psychological test as well, as a great deal of confusing and conflicting stories
have surrounded this incident. A test will help to separate fact from fiction
in this case.

A note of caution. Please stay away from ropes, knives, and guns. You are in a
very delicate state right now. And surround yourself with other people at all
times. I will get back to you later. Remain calm.

Warmest regards,
Pat


[email protected] sent Cammy a very positive email this morning, so at the direction of Cammy, Pat sent her an approval email for [email protected]'s next project! Very Happy Great baiting, yastreb! Very Happy

Quote:
Dear Cammy,

Your suggestion for giving Mr. [email protected] the [email protected] Project has been approved.
He has been progressing well, and deserves the responsibility involved in completing it for our new film customer.
I'm sure it will be top-notch work from you, as always.

Warmest regards,
Pat

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update. I sent Dr. David this from the MM pool hall. Oh, and I cleaned out Frumpy, 4 games to one.

Quote:
from Patricia
to David O
date Mon, Oct 19, 2009
subject Imperative directives need followup contact and seriousness

Dear Dr. David O,

Disregarding imperative directives from me shall impede your serious business objectives. Auditory stimulation of inner canals in your case might be highly suggested, as there is a lack of progress regarding your communication with [email protected] Wh1te at this time. Please proceed to the nearest drum and bugle corp, and soak in the sounds of marching feet and purposeful sounds. When you have been sufficiently awakened by this stimulation, walk down to the nearest internet cafe, and email our associate at [email protected]. A languishing project is not a happy project and does not inspire confidence in the competency of the companies involved in it's fruition. Butterflies do not turn back into caterpillars, and die after a few glorious days of sunshine.

Please adhere strictly to my utterings, occurring in your right ear. Ignore fully the sounds in your left, for successful career building does not involve leftward thinking.

[email protected] is waiting to caress and impress you at the email provided.

Warmest regards,
Pat
Smile Talking like the Dr. is indeed addicting...I'm afraid mine made more sense, though. I'll work on that. Smile

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