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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:59 am |
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So there's this missionary who's promised me 200K in grant money if I meet him in Chad...
No, seriously, I'm going on a real-life African safari in a few days. I'll be gone for a few weeks. I know you'll all miss my scintillating wit, my prodigeous post whoring, my esoteric knowledge, and my numerous hillarious trophies , but try not to let the site collapse in the vacuum of my absense.
Farewell, my good friends. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean -->
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:02 am |
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Have a wonderful time!
I sure hope you get to see all of the big 5! |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:05 am |
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Have fun Chainy, get pics of every WU office and net cafe you can find!
If you see any of the lads, say hi from all of us
Take care, hurry back |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:07 am |
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Take care, have fun, shoot lots of pictures, be safe, and don't pet animals that will possibly eat you. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:39 am |
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CY, Do be safe on your safari. My sister is in SA, so if you see her, please tell her I said "Hi!".
You will know her, she is "ANoid"... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:51 am |
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Have a good time, ChainYanker. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:52 am |
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Oh, and my dad's making jokes about stoppovers in Abeche. He said some friends of mine there have requested me. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:23 am |
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Be careful and watch out for Hippos. They are notoriously hungry, hungry.
Oh, and watch out for snakes. In all seriousness, be careful if you're in the bush.
When I went to Costa Rica I almost stepped on a sleeping Fer-de-lance without knowing it. For those of you who don't know, the Fer-de-lance is considered the deadliest snake in Central/South America. Anyway, it wasn't until I had moved my foot that my teacher who was right behind me (this was a school biologist) scream bloody murder. Yea, she found the snake. The amazing thing is that 10 people had passed obliviously in front of me without ever seeing it.
After my teacher recovered from her minor heart attack she took a picture showing my footprint visible just 3 inches away from it's head.
So the moral of this story is to be seriously fucking careful. I was honestly beyond lucky that afternoon. Given the remoteness of our location (it would have taken 4 hours to get a Helicopter there), and the complete lack of anti-venom, there is absolutely no question that I would have died if I'd been bitten.
If you go out in the bush, watch where you are walking. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:56 am |
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Have a great time, Chainy. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:16 am |
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Have fun there CY
We'll be here when you get back. |
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3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:49 am |
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_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:03 pm |
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If you pass by any WU offices, be sure to drop in and have a quick grin at the annoyed looking fellas near the desk waving their scanned 'receipts' about |
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dandan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 61
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:20 pm |
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CY,
Its a wonderful place to visit, if your traveling around and checking/sending emails please take note of where you are or include it in emails your sending to friends ect...
When you get home you may have some great info for the safari baiters as to locations - ip's ect...
Most of them will be sat locations- but the hotel's- all good info.
In my travel's thru WA (looking back through my email's) I cant pin down exactly where I was (prior to baiting)and again most of them are sat providors, but there was some fixed locations I could have given to baiters to confirm lad travel.
If only I had taken note of exactly where I where I was when I sent an email to..
Have a great time.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:49 pm |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:33 pm |
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I'm also jealous. Bring those pics home and post them. |
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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:35 pm |
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Say hello to Charles Soludo for me.Hope the animals there don't want to nibble like the ones at the aquarium! |
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Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:48 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:52 pm |
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There will be a "huge sucking sound," to quote Ross Perot, when the vacuum starts. We will do our best to plug the holes.
Enjoy your time in Africa, CY! And if you should run into Joe Carlton in a Wu/Mg or cafe, slap him real hard for me! Can't wait to see the pics! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:07 pm |
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If you happen to be in Cameroon can you have a look out for my Zebra only Kelly Dim seems not to have sent it once again.
Seriously... have a great time! |
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I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:20 pm |
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Yeah, stop check out Kelly, Jude, and MacFerdy and see if you can get our animals for us. |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:35 pm |
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Good luck on your travels, my dear
Please make sure you're up on your antimalarial meds
as for snake bites
my younger daughter survived a western hog nose bite recently |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:45 pm |
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I'm hugely jealous, but have a fabulous time... |
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=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:52 pm |
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Try to get a hidden camera in there and videotape an internet cafe
My favorite to bring cameras into places is to put on sunglasses and say that my seeing is bad and that the camera is a modified zooming device that makes me able to see without a big long stick or guide dog... works every time
have fun, and dont contract malaria... seriously. dont go drinking out of any puddles, now.. |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:00 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
my younger daughter survived a western hog nose bite recently |
OUCH! Luckily, though, the Western Hognose, while venoumous, does not pose any threat to humans. But still... Snakes bites sound incredibly painful. I dunno what I would do if I go bitten by one. I'd probably go apeshit and cry like a baby.
All I can say is if you do go anywhere with a large amount of snakes, you had better get over your fear damn quickly, or at least be able to keep it well under control, because if you stumble upon one and really start freaking out, you could get in a lot of trouble.
I should find that picture...
ETA:
FOUND IT!
And uhm, for those who wish to see it, the picture of that Fer-de-lance is here: http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h161/nsmith12916/IMG_0290.jpg
I am not placing the image on the forum for the simple fact that some people are terrified of snakes.
It might look small, and it was given that it was a baby, but it could have taken out several of us. Also, for a bit of reference, that big leaf in the middle of the pick (it was put down as a marker so that other people knew not to step there) is about where my foot went.
So uhm...seriously be careful, CY. Let my near miss be a major warning to you. Snakes can fuck you up hardcore. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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