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 How do I go about adopting a Lad ?

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have achieved baiter Nirvana Very Happy

My latest Lad is so dumb he is better at baiting himself than I am. Laughing

The mails he sends me are hilarious and he takes it all so seriously, I imagine him reading every word of drivel I send him using his index finger to point at each word.

He's even helping me out when I get things wrong. Laughing

I must adopt him officially - so I can send flowers to his funeral.

He just cracks me up - I'll return the compliment - I'll crack him up too. Twisted Evil

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Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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The Man
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer:

Just try to transform it to an adoption bait! Tell your lad you trust him so much, pour your heart out about how you cannot have children due to your unnaturally narrow urethra and how you want to adopt a baby from whatever country he is from and can he help you?

A whole new slew of crap you can feed him at that point!

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Red
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Gomer - I'll have one of my lads draft up the paperwork Wink

(by the sounds of things Common Law already recognises your adoption... I mean... he's already in your control and seems to be your ward Laughing... lord knows he's in need of a guardian...)


Edited for terrible grammar (Red)

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He certainly need a guardian.

If he fell into the hands of one of you lot there's no telling what you'd do to him. Shocked

I'll protect him assiduously, right up to the moment he passes away, whenever that may be. Probably in the near future. Very Happy

I've left him hanging (no, not that sort of hanging) for a while, but today I need to pick him up again and get him moving again. Twisted Evil

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gomer

You're in luck! I happen to be a Barrister that speaceales.... specalizess... deals in lad adoptions!

All I need from you is a photo of your lad and $1,500 sent via Western Union and I'll get the paperwork started!

Congratulations lucky winner!

(p.s. - It's risky free!)

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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It needs to be done all legal like, to make it....er... legal. Very Happy

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CowboyBuck
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is he vaccinated?

They won't let you adopt him unless he has all of his shots.

Smile

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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money
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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He said this about one of my characters baiting him

Quote:
0latunji is a pervert


It was always going to be adoption or his untimely demise.

He's decided for me. Very Happy

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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Red
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Windy - I use Lunge~P4rry in many of my baits, wonderfully simple and legitimate looking website Very Happy Thanks for the fine creation! Wink

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SlapHappy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Gomer - If you want to adopt a lad, you must be a pervert. A real sicko. Wink Laughing

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