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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reply today from lad to ASEM "check banked what do I do now" modality. I think he has been 'had' before...

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HELLO ,

THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO ME ON TIME, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR URGENCY TO THIS MATTER. NOW THAT YOU HAVE BANKED THE CHECK, MAKE SURE IT CLEARS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE CASHING OUT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY FUCKING STORY ABOUT ANY SHIT OKAY.

HERE IS THE INFORMATION WHERE YOU ARE TO SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AFTER CASHING OUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

RECEIVER'S NAME : JOHNS0N BENS0N
LOCATION : LAGOS- NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION : COL0R
TEXT ANSWER : BLUE

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FORWARD A COPY OF THE SLIP GIVEN TO YOU FROM THE WESTERN UNION AFTER SENDING THE MONEY DOWN SO IT COULD BE RECEIVED.

I AWAIT TO READ BACK FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

BEST REGARDS.



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if he's had a few bank accounts closed before or if he's been repeatedly chopped. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My money's on his having to listen to some kind of story about some s*** anyway. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find that Fedex would use such language to a fine, upstanding customer like yourself. Shocked Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply...

Quote:
Hello Mr Courier Fed Ex

I must say I find your language a bit to fruity for my taste. Can you please moderate it otherwise I will not be able to help you any more okay. The Western Union is shut till Monday so I can't do anything till then can I?

Please don't type in CAPITALS as it gives me head migraine syndrome and makes me anxious and depressed and annoyed.

Have a great weekend and please don't use the 'F' word unless absolutely necessary okay because it belittles your education and embarrasses your parents somewhat also.

Stay bless

Jack

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh dear,i would ask to speak with the companies customer relations manager,as i would never wished to be spoken to like that.

do you think the credit crunch is hitting his company real hard now
i would ask him


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
I must say I find your language a bit to fruity for my taste.....
Please don't type in CAPITALS as it gives me head migraine syndrome....
...and embarrasses your parents somewhat also.

I think I just weed a little bit in my knickers. Laughing

I like the stay bless bit. I laugh every time a lad slags me off and calls me all the names under the sun and yet still finds the time to say thanks and God bless.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does that incarnation of "fedex courier co" have a motto similar to this one?
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FEDEX INTERNATIONAL SARL
LOT 12 CARRE 14 COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIQUE
124 10BP 697 FIFITIN AKPAKPA
TELL: 00229 31 06 5
Mobil: 00229 938 114 28
Fax: 00229-21 33-42-41=20

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well F**k me. Looks like he's been f**ked over before.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

remmy223 wrote:
oh dear,i would ask to speak with the companies customer relations manager,as i would never wished to be spoken to like that


I'm with remmy on this. Demand you speak to his supervisor for using such language. Imagine if a Fedex rep DID say that. KA-POW! Instant dismissal.

Have this employee fired. You only want to speak with serious businessmens.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
My reply...

Stay bless

Jack


This wouldn't be Jack Sh*t would it?

Maybe you cn introduce your lad to kak. I am sure he would rather hear about kak. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this the new FedEx policy?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If it's the same FedEx courier service I'm thinking of, I've sent his accounts to Alan and chopped his dolla. I can see why his nerves may be a bit frazzled. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tommo...

Since you posted his e-mail addy, is it okay for other baiters to jump on-board?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Of course. That was why I posted it, although I should have made that clear in my OP.

My character is Jack McKavity. Maybe somebody(the GomerBoyz?) could chop mine and this lad's dolla($52,000.90) and really make Monday a day for him to remember/forget? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You're all being too cruel to this poor unfortunate Lad.

I'll send him a payment immediately - just to cheer him up a bit.

Then I'll follow up with the one telling him the payment was rejected because he's on the WU/MG scam fraud list. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Am I the only one to notice his English is jolly good?!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
You're all being too cruel to this poor unfortunate Lad.

I'll send him a payment immediately - just to cheer him up a bit.

Then I'll follow up with the one telling him the payment was rejected because he's on the WU/MG scam fraud list. Very Happy


Mr Gomer is fair but cruel. Twisted Evil

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