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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Comes as a change of address message from the Japanese Yahoo:
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| I am Mrs Gift Swarin A complete citizen of Ivory Coast. I am the Wife of Late Dr Frank Swarin I have money in the bank I want you to handle it for me in God,s glory So Get back for more Info. |
So, Watson, we have a pretty puzzle ahead of us, do we not? Who is this mysterious Dr. Frank Swarin? How much money does she have in the bank? I trust it will cover my expenses for this case. And how does one handle money in God's glory?
Indeed, Holmes. These are all perplexing riddles to me.
Note also, Watson, that she is a complete citizen of Ivory Coast. I have dealt with half-citizens, and even three--quarter-citizens of this region in the past, and dastardly scoundrels they turned out to be. I must confess to you that I somewhat dread the thought of dealing with a complete citizen. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:50 pm |
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Your Holmes and Watson skit made me chuckle 
That is extremely lazy of someone - but on the plus side you can bet they'll be off script pretty quickly with that little effort going into their format |
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Scambo
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 114
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:09 am |
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Elementary my dear Watson. It appears to be ever so slightly unlawful... |
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the wite men f*ck your mother ass and you are happy about it - 4nth0ny 41iu
You stinking, little, brainless, and unsuccessful son of a bitch. May your cruel soul rest in perfect argony. -K3v1n Agul0
in the name of the gods of our mother land Africa l curse you son of slave
hi thank you for the insults you rained on me and my family
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bigballs
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 12
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:09 am |
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Sounds a bit amateur, maybe some trophies out of this one  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:16 am |
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The words 'complete' and plonker' spring to mind.  |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:24 am |
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Just received one of the same kind this morning
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I would like you to stand as the next of kin of Mr Mereira. Reply as soon as possible.
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Where will they stop? |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:18 pm |
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Maybe they can move to a more child like/honest format.
"Are you a sucker Y N" |
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