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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:34 pm |
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I've just found out that the CBN want $500 to mail me am ATM card! Or I can pick it up in Abuja. I have a 'Secrete Code Number' and everything.
Lord N0rris sent them an unsolicited picture of his castle, looking remarkably like Chatsworth House.
They've sent me 10 emails this week, so it got thier attention.
I started out with the head honcho, but Soludo has passed me off to an underling.
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Many of our clients/beneficiaries has come and picked up their Atm Card AND THEY HAVE CALLED US ON TELEPHONE AND CONFIRMED TO US THAT THEY HAVE MADE HOME AND HAVE STARTED WITHDRAWING THEIR FUNDS.
I don’t know why you can not come and pick up your Card like others. |
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Note, Central Bank of Nigeria CBN is Banking institution. Central Bank of Nigeria CBN is not shipping/courier company. We want to let you know that shipping/courier company must receive their shipment charges before they will accept to render their service. So be informed that before they will render their service they must surely collect their charges and their charges is only the sum of $500 and that is their methord of working in Nigeria
Therefore, we are giving you another 7 worging days to come to CBN and collect your Attm programmed Card or you send the shipping cost to enable us send it by postal system.
Be also informed that after this another 7 worging days ultimatum given to you, if you did not comply with one of these two options your fund will be reprogrammed
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Sounds like a lad keen to make an early morning airport run to me. I will reply in 7 worging days. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:53 pm |
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Nice Drum |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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shishtavi
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
Posts: 244
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:20 pm |
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Is worging day like the new york second, a unit of time specific to one place. You need to find out if it is longer or shorter than the standard 24 hour day. |
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"it should have occured to me being stranded the second time here in Ghana and your miserable organization cant even offer a $100 for my rescue,idiots!" - M0ses Uz3m3
"I need to get my donation now or else i will be forced to think ortherwise" - m0ses uz3m3
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:39 pm |
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Sounds like a lad definitely wants to 'meet & greet' a rich maga at the airport (you know like one a few hundred miles away). That's the benefit of being rich, you can fly where you want when you want-you have your own plane, or you know someone who'll loan ya one!!! |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:38 am |
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ROFL - visited Chatsworth House a year-or-two ago (didn't know Lord N0rri5, so had to pay the entrance fee to get in ).....it's has, like, about 130 rooms and 1000 acres of parkland. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:31 pm |
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Dear Doctor,
i think I will come and pick up this card, for $500 I can fly there and back, and do some shopping in Abuja.
Can you recommend a good hotel?
You should use a cheaper shipping company, you could shift an elephant, never mind an ATM card, for that kind of
money, I have one in the safari park, so I know. how much it costs. Do you know where I can buy a Rhinoceros by the way?
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Julian Day wrote:
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visited Chatsworth House |
Did you go round the house? As well as looted art treasures from all round the world, there are huge soft porn murals on all the walls..
The sort of place Lord N0rris would live. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:05 pm |
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What a coincidence! Mr. S is in the process of sending my character an ATM card too. I think it has a million and a half on it. We've been going around for about 2 weeks now and my poor character is really having a hard time getting those funds sent to the right place. THIS time for sure, though! He only has to give me the amount and instructions one more time. Really! |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:12 pm |
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7 worging days ultimatum |
Must be Africa time |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:15 pm |
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shishtavi wrote: |
Is worging day like the new york second |
That would be a standard day in the galactic continuum.
@roycropper - make sure to put on your tin foil hat to ward off all those gamma rays
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JohnnyBravo
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 219
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:31 am |
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Here's my house!
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/o/oak-alley-122241-sw.jpg |
_________________ I'm still a "newbie" regardless of what it says up there.
"I know how to call internationally. Please stop being saucy." Chuck S.
"If that is what you call a passport, then you must come from a country where everybody is blind, I am not a dumb ass who does not know what a passport is." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"As it now you have me on my balls, you are being unnecessarily difficult, ." Steven Grant, the Unicef scammer
"This institution is more observant and as soon as we confirm that you are giving us wrong information we will get you arrested by U.S Authority and we shall close your payment file and let you spend the rest of your life in jail." Dr. Goodluck Johnson |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:30 am |
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That's funny, I could have sworn it was mine. *shrugs*
I do hope you get a safari out of this lad, Roy. |
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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:13 am |
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Attn Mr Lord Norrise C0le
Re Payment/collection of your Atm Card.
Dear Sir
This is Alhaji Suleiman Barau, the Payment/Remittance Director International
Remittance Department Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).This is to confirmed the
receipt of your message dated 31st July 2008.We will expect your coming as you said. There is a lots of good Hotels in Nigeria.Please be informed that we dont use cheaper courier/Shipping Company to send such highly instrument for security reason OK.Therefore, we are expecting your arrival or the postal charges.
Thanks
Looking forward to hear from you soonest
Congratulation in Advance
Yours Sincerely,
Alhaji Dr Suleiman Barau
Director International Remittance,Dept
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN
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Well I'm coming to pick up my highly instrument.
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Dear Alhaj,
'There is a lots of good Hotels in Nigeria' doesnt really answer my
question, I need you to find me one where we can do business.
It should have a maid service and a jacuzzi.
I will also need to hire a Rolls Royce or high end Mercedes Benz automobile.
I shall be over later this week. I will let you know about my flight
when it is booked. I shall be bringing my butler, G3ezer, with me.
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Lord N0rris of C0le |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:19 am |
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@Roy - I just don't know how you dream up such silliness... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:14 pm |
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I enjoy the silliness, and my lads enjoy the thought that I am fabulously wealthy, so everyone's happy .
Lord N is considerate enough to fly to Abuja, so the good doctor can take me to the bank. Shame his Ip says he's really in Lagos.
I found a 04:30 arrival, so we can make an early start. First class for Ge3zer and I is £4491, but at least we wont have to pay the exorbitant courier fee.
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Dear Dr Alhaj,
Below are details of my flight.
I will expect you to meet me at the airport, since the British Airways
website tells me that Abuja Airport is 45 minutes away from the City, and no way will G3ezer allow me to get into a Nigerian taxi cab, I am worth far too much money.
Please hold a sign with my name on it so I can find you.
Price £4491
Depart 22:15 7 Aug
Arrive 04:30 8 Aug
From Heathrow (London)
To Abuja
Flight BA0083
Operating airline British Airways
Class First
of travel
Would you like me to bring your wife a gift, i was wondering about
bringing her one of our Faberge eggs?
Toodleoo old chap,
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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