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kleindoofy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Funniest sig line


In the past, mine might have caused a chuckle or two, but then there were those four days (= four games) in late 2004 ... Cool
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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The story behind my own favourite siggy. It's the Cycling Proficiency one in mine. Basically I wasn't into passport/ID territory so I got a fellow member (you know who you are) to knock up a certificate that still makes me smile to this day. Sadly in RL I actually never did pass the push bike test.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The "I spoiled my panties" one came from a vlad that wrote my name on her thong, on a note tucked into her bra and posed with a photo of Al Bundy on her monitor.

The "toiletries" one was from a lad that wanted $50 for tampons for the month - also my first panty trophy

The two "banana" ones were from when we were bringing fruit into our romance baits. Bananagal even wrote out the promises on a sheet of paper and scanned them for me.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I think you are a bit lucky that i'm tied up to my job at the moment,i would have pursued this cause to a reasonable conclusion just to uncover who you are. Take care and God bless."

This was from (ongoing) Au Pair lad , who is well known to a few of the members here, particularly Tommo Shanter. Suffice to say that we royally ruined Mark's day about 2 or 3 months back and I doubt he's got over it yet. It was gratifying as he'd scammed a member here who came to us seeking revenge.

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"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star"
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Ikenna was one of my first ever lads, and he called me a Fraud Star after about 12 trips to his WU office 3 miles down the road. I loved being called that, especially by a scammer. It makes me feel like a sort of Pele of the fraud world.

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"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries."

Just some sheer bad English from one of my first romancers, Marina.

Quote:
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet."

Again, just sheer bad English with a comedy twist, from Pam Doh, a similarly amusingly monikered scammer.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I found the full original for the line in the OP.

I'd only asked her for a photo of her with a sign saying 'Numpty'.

Quote:
THUNDER STRIKE YOU YOU AND YOUR GENERATION ,lOCAL MAN LIKE YOU IF YOU EVERY TRY TO SEND A MAIL AGAIN TO ME BELIEVE ME I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD


Edit:

This is my favourite, a Lagos lad who'd got as far as Abidjan, but was still supposed to go North to 0uango, in the middle of nowhere. I love the thought of him having no pockets. Smile The 'Agent' lad was in persuit of James Bond's Aston Martin, this time abandoned in Cote D'Ivoire by a fleeing Lord N0rris.


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Presently,we are undergoing a lot of difficulties with the Pick-up arrangement of the Car. Firstly our Agent is Completely broke,pocketless and stranded in Abidjan where he firstly landed and checked in a hotel before setting out for the pick-up arrangement.We are pleading to you in the name of God to send some money to him,no matter how small we will appreciate it,because this will enable our agent to complete this transaction.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Juan, are you still a pastering and clustering Holygan or did the spiritual Dane Gun get you in the end? Laughing


The spiritual Dane Gun still hasn't got me but I'm afraid it may have gotten my lad's girlfriend. She stopped abusing me quite a while ago, even though I send a taunt out every few months just to tell her I'm not dead yet. Laughing

I had to pull some of my favorite sigs to make room for new ones. I hated to pull this one, after one of my patented "fire the lawyer" modalities:

Quote:
"my lawyer is a bad man i never knew it.but at the other hand he is a professional."


Oh yeah, and this gem:

Quote:

"NOW HENCEFORTH,MAIL ME NOT."

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A couple of the more memorable lad quotes I sported in my sig-line.

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NOTE:MY NAME IS MR GODWIN WALTER NOT GOODWANK.TAKE NOT OF THIS CORRECTION.
He protested after six weeks of "Dear Goodwank".

[email protected] wrote:
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER TAKE YOUR TIME AND DIE IN PAIN AM SURE YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN AS OLD AS YOU ARE YOU STILL FUCK AROUND YOU LITTLE BED WETING DICK GO PUT ON PAMPERS SO UR MAMA GO CARRY YOU FOR BACK
From a round of insults.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think my favorite is jojo's goat one, but that might be just from knowing the story and seeing the pics. What a moron!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this deal is like a straw to a drowning man.

i still not know what that actually means....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I nominate myself here...

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WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN


That one still makes me snigger when I read it...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anything with a safari hat next to it.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As far as safari hat sig lines, I get a smile everytime I read:
After wandering around Cameroon for a few days, pissed off Mr Okey wrote:
"Fuck you stupid Bitch"
which is below.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can also grin about Murry Guru´s "Want your name in mugu gold?" Laughing

Usually it is alluvial gold dust - this time it is real gold Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

one of my favourites is what the lad sent to us in our cameroon/benin safari just before he began his travels.
Quote:
I am coming to safari myself

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