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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:27 pm

I got his email too, and I swear I didn't suggest as an email address.. that was his own stupidity.
So far no bounce anyway.. he seems to be using "Is me McGrey" as the subject.

*edit*
I suggested a change of subject line to include the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:16 pm

I received the script on 3 addies.
I responded with the first one and nothing happened.. but when I responded with the latter 2, both emails bounced....

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:10 pm

I want to play too! I'll PM my addy.

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:04 pm

Quote:

Oga Geaorg,
Am having good reponcs from the mail you give me,and the Attornry's address you give carries Bermuda address, so how can i redirect this magas to Nigeria,items of payment and other things.so how can i do it?
Thanks Michael

One thing that has peeved me slightly is that he changed the lawyers name in the script from George Foreman to Terry Wales.
I'll forward him the next batch of addresses.

Also, if you like a good giggle I recommend you ask him why the payment must be sent to Nigeria.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Got his first letter early this morning (5 AM) USA time.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:21 pm

Your lad has the worst script (or lack thereof).....

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:39 pm

Just got it!
So crappy Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:36 pm

It's totally awful... it is not even a real script.

But let's pretend we totally fall for it.. what a maleducation!!! Cool

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:53 pm

^^^^

Yeah, that's absolutely brilliant Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:31 pm

No matter how terrible his script is, we have to keep baiting him en masse. We want him to think he hit a goldmine with his "modality"...
And at the same time, we drastically lower the chance of any real people getting scammed (come on, which normal thinking person would fall for this BS).

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:09 pm

Seeing as this guy trust me for some daft reason, I'm spoilt for choice in what I can do to him.
I'm not too keen on safari's (ethics 'n stuff) but I'm open to other ideas.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

You can always chop his dolla. Make up a new lad and have him intercept every one of the payments then you can slap him silly for letting it happen. From there you can either rinse/repeat or make up a new twist in the saga all the while feeding him lots of new misinformation and bad advice.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:38 pm

I received it today.

I laughed when I read it. Laughing

m1cr0wave my h@mster?

I replied that I would do my best to help him.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:40 pm

Scarlett wrote:

m1cr0wave my h@mster?

The poor thing!

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:26 am

Quote:

Oga George,

The work is in progress, but am having some magas that are asking me question like, "Tell me more about yourself" and were is Bermuder located" but i just anwser one as am writting to you now, that were Bermuder is located. Infact I duff my cap for you cos you're too much. all the email you give me are all legit. Again for those that has given me their data information. Is it wise to include in the mail the reason why they should make the payment to Nigeria ,on my catch mail mail they all give me feed back on what is giong on between them and my lawyer,well it be wise to pree them to make the payment to Nigeria, because that is the only place that will break the camerl back. pls advise me on what to do i need their pay.

Thanks
Michael

Don't ask the poor lad questions! Laughing

I've put his email address and "original" email on the first post of this thread for those who want to join in.

Here's another email from the poor eejit.

Quote:

Chairman,
There is this maga that ask me this question "Thank you for getting back to me fast. Please send me your Certificate of Good Practice of Law...

I have dealt with bad barristers before, so I must be sure you are a good barrister"

So how can I get a lawyer's Certificate of Good Practice of Law.and my lawyer's name is Terry Wales and my office name is CABINET MAITRE CHAMBERS & SOLICITORS,BERMUDA.If you have it pls send it for me because I need your help on this before I made a mistake.
Again I have given some of the mages BILLS.(Chairman I need more mails)and how can i get to know some of these potential magas, that you will re-directed to me automatically.

Regards
Michael

Someone should prepare themselves for a certificate stating that he is not a ninja or abuser of microwaves.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Aw the poor wee soul so lonely ( so he tells me )

Oops no questions?
Perhaps I shouldn't have asked if he had clean underwear or told him some people find that very important.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:38 am

Darn!! I didn't know that my questions have upset the lad so much (all are mine except the one about bermuder).

Don't worry though, I will not be satisfied with that certificate and demand something else or better...

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

dear professa,
me brooda tells me, yo open nu class on mugu-universiti. I also young and strong an wonna learn how to. please axceppt my inscribaition to that seminar.
greeetings of the season.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 10 Aug 2008 Posts: 56

This sounds like fun. I'll message you my email Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:18 am

mami wrote:

Don't worry though, I will not be satisfied with that certificate and demand something else or better...

But... but... it says he doesn't support ninjas!!! and he's 100% risky free! Rolling Eyes

@frank.lester: The lads email address is on the front page, just drop him an email saying how you'd like to throw money at him to make things better.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 62

^^^
yes, we can just mail him, but then we won't see the microwaving hamsters script!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

i was already sendt to his 'barrister'.
ttommorroww maybe go there.ok.
greetings

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:29 pm

Quote:

Chairman,

There is this site i want ask, if you are aware of it. Some told me that there is a site that is used to create OR generate a magas bank account, if one is dealing with a Maga on a bank transfer issue you can ask a maga to check his bank account that money has been paid into his/her account,but if he/she check the account he/she will see some amount of money has been paid into the account but he/she can't withdrew the money but the account has been upgraded .
I just want to ask if you are aware of this STUFF.(Am give good replies from the mails you give me,may i ask chairman can send more mails to me)

Michael

What's the website he's on about? Also, he's not getting enough emails apparently.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:50 am

Apologies for the double post

Quote:

Chairman
I just heard it from a friend and we are trying to see if the website can be given to us ,that was why I mail you ,to know if you have the link to the site. well since you do not have and the guy that holds ia hiding it for us we'll do our possible best to get the site.
Thanks
Michael

Sounds like someone in lad-land has discovered how much of a stupid eejit he is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Well he assures me he's got clean underware

I may try to adopt him
Laughing

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