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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:55 am

I am waiting for him to send me a pic with a sign that says " I Love A Good Dick Hanjob" wearing a coconut bra and a crown of flowers upon his head. I really want that picture, as it will become my new avatar.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:57 am

I sent him this email yesterday:

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Dear McGrey,

Then why can't you do as Mr. Gomer did and send me the form and the picture as directed by Western Union? Mr. Gomer said you would play these little games with me. If Mr. Gomer is a killer, he is a very nice killer who cooperates with me.

I am waiting for the form and the picture. I am in Chad, Africa on a laptop and I would like to know if I should meet your Barrister in person than to get this business deal over with or not?

Get back to me soonest,
Dick Hanjob

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Looks like he is going to have a long photo shoot and a lot of sign making.

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Dear Lucy,

Please I 'll urge McGrey do do that as soon as possible ,okay and mind you not Mr,Gomer as you address neither am I a murderer of Barrister Terry Wales, I though McGrey was the person that directed you to me so i am Gomer hoeyes you are can he direct you to me.

Regards
Barrister Elliot Martins

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:03 pm

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Chairman ,

Please am finish Gomer has eat my magas and since i has been working no reply and,i just need some e-mail to used work if you can give me only 15mail it can be okay for me ,because i know your mail are real plesae help me out because if you check -out now season is fast approaching and you know guyman need some money to hold himself
Thanks and Remain Bless
Michael

I thought he had given up on me.
Someone's gonna have a really lousy Christmas..

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

well lucy is doing something right.
[quote]
Hello Elliot
I have just mailed Mcgrey to see if he had been in contact with you.
I have nott seen any photo from him. I have the money hear ready to send but i will not send it until i am certain that Mr Gomer will not collect the money.
Lucy
[quote]he seems quite positive this payment will get past mr gomer./quote]
Dear Lucy,
Okay I like the decision you have taken, McGrey will do that as soon as possible as i has promise you.

Regards
Eliot Martns

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Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 187

Mr Wang wrote:

I got this from the wonderful barrister.

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plesae bear with me in writting you name as "Rakot" it's the name of my classmate teacher in school

He should have sent that letter to me; I’m using a name based on the Hungarian dish rakott krumpli (a sort of potato casserole), only with a different spelling.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:25 pm

I may have told him a fib, and said Rakot was an offensive word in Japanese.
Here's his half hearted apology.

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Am sorry for that names that I used on you, pleases forget me for doing so because I never knew it meaning rather it a name I do normally call one of my class mates in school.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:02 pm

I have only heard from him once in days today, asking when was the last time I spoke with G0mer. I told him I am still waiting for my picture and forms....... Sad

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:21 pm

He emailed me today telling me he had lost the forms.
I was glad to resend them to poor McGrey.
I explained that I could not help and send anymore money (someone chopped the last money I sent) until I have the forms and picture returned to me.

I've not heard from his new barrister in days though.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:02 am

Does anyone fancy taking this lad from me? I don't really have time to come up with a new script for him (genius that I am, I went back into education instead of a full time job).

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:07 am

I haven't heard from him for a while, had one e-mail from his so-called barrister, and I asked him to supply me with his Bar Certificate, So far nothing.

I think he's plain lazy, and has simply lost intrest, as we have all not heard from him.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:03 pm

Apparently he's just scared of Gomer "eating his maga" and wants me to come up with a new modality for him.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:49 pm

I'll relieve you of McGrey as I love writing out new modalities. Let me know when you want me to start and how. PM me and I'll give you my baiter details.

better yet, i'll give you the one I created for G0mer.....j/k
Thanks

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:42 pm

He's still Alive and Kicking! (got that simple minds song stuck in my head now)
Michael sent me an email with the subject "Help!"

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Chairman ,

Please am finish Gomer has eat my magas and since i has been working no reply and,i just need some e-mail to used work if you can give me only 15mail it can be okay for me ,because i know your mail are real plesae help me out because if you check -out now season is fast approaching and you know guyman need some money to hold himself
Thanks and Remain Bless
Michael

That was 2 weeks ago and he's been nagging me since.

He also emailed Hiro.

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Dear Hiro Nakamura,

Yes McGrey has given me your contacts and, this is the number [+4790369389 ] with it extension code [#06755*] but it Marve's me that whenever I pick to call the number it wasn't going through so what is really happening,and you also refused to mail me, even to get back to me and tell me that yes you has done as I ask you to do, you just kept quite over it as if am....., well did you withdraw the money as I requested you to do, because for now am in Nigeria and had not heard from you since then.

And am now making all the necessary arrangement in scening that you 're the legitimate Next Of Kin to McGrey Donald, and you are to play your own role as the legitimate Next Of Kin to McGrey Donald, and other things that is involved.
I look forward to hear from you soon

Regards
Barrister Elliot Martins

My reply

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Elliot,

You called me a few days ago and told me to send the money to Mr. Gomer. You also gave me your number and I called you back when the money was sent.
Stop messing me around, get your arse to wherever you must to acquire the affidavit and get that damned money released.

Also, the number he called is special.. http://oddstrument.com/2008/08/06/call-this-number/
I'm slowly working on a few new emails to add to his already amazing script.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:18 pm

i`ve taught my lad to work weekends. !!!
how lucky am i !

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:08 pm

He is ignoring me... tell him he has to keep in touch with nelly!

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:14 am

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i want a different script

Suppose I have to get to work on something.
Any idea you guys wanna throw in?

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:01 pm

That apology for microwaving one's hamster was great...

How about a Lad being sorry for frakking your toaster?

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:58 pm

I sent him the new script (complete with a new opening apology).
He'll obviously need new magas, anyone who wants in send me a message.

*edit*
Genius that I am, I somehow deleted the messages I got. Sorry but you'll have to re-send those email addys.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:47 pm

Sorry to double post, got a strange predicament here.

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Chairman,
I have seen the script in fact it's cool and nice. but See there is problem we are observing here,now it's very difficult to sign up to yahoo mail if you can open like two for me there and then sent the ID's to me. and you know very well what Nigeria is up to, please don't say that i too ask , can you help me with a mailer that throws direct to in box. because here one can hardly get box that goes in box,so if you have please help me out.

Michael

If I don't open an email account for him, he can't scam...
But it also means that the lovely baiters here won't cause him more anguish.
Also, he still needs victims.

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 381

Open a new account at Yahoo for yourself, send the login info to us, and then tell him that you're going to forward all the messages through so you can monitor him? He gets baited by all of us using the one account, he doesn't get to use the account for anyone but baiters, and we all get a laugh looking at the inbox. Just a thought.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:51 am

Well the lad's full of surprises, I thought I'd lost him and only today, he's bobbed up like a cork out of a bottle. It turns out it's all my fault

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Dear Allison Pacca (mrs),

Fo rsometimes now I has not heard from you ,In fact am worried that you just turn your back against me without any good reasons ,while I have putting all my FAITH in you, Why?
Just look at me direct from your heart had I offended you that has make you to treat me this way.

Kind Regards
McGrey Donald

Bless his little heart, he's lonely and all alone, and you lot don't help,
Crying or Very sad

Where's all your charity. Yes well we know that begins at home.

I suggested that perhaps that evil Mr Gomer had intercepted his communications. And just perhaps he should write in code to me, After all I am his only friend and a kind benevolent aunty, who's only concerned with his welfare...

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:47 am

Hey, I went to send him a mail from the account you sent me, but I could not figure out fastmail at all. I could not find the reply button. Are you still looking for someone to take over for you, or are you working on him still?

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:06 am

^
I'm starting to see an advantage in not being able to dedicate much time to him. It drives him nuts.
Also, fastmail is a bit weird. But if you click on the email subject line the reply button should be in the top left hand corner of the email.
I'm still a bit divided about wether I should open a new email account for the lad.. I don't believe that he can't open an email account but if he's stupid enough to think that, then it's fine by me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i have had to give him an ultimatum

send the pic or i take my business elsewhere.

he has promised to send it within the week.

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