Wasting the old father's time

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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:06 pm

Well I have been baiting this lad for a while he told me he would sign some forms courtesy of Marvinator. But he tells me they do not want to sign, time for a nice slap.

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1:12 PM me: Good Evening Father,
1:13 PM Rev: evening my beloved
me: Praise God it is a nice day
Rev: i am jyust come ing back from the orphange home
me: Alright, All is well?
Rev: yes of course
me: Good.
Rev: the lord is indeed a good Lord
1:14 PM i hope you will be chruch tomrrow
me: Yes, as usual.
I am notifying my pastor about this cause
Did you have your people sign and fill out the forms?
Rev: they refuse
1:15 PM me: Than we cannot help you.
Rev: they told me that it is donation and that donation come from the heart that
i give to th epoor there a no document to be sign because it is not a deal
me: Listen, Richard. It has nothing to do with good will. It has to do with the law. There is no way around it.
1:16 PM Did you read the form?
It is a donation form. It has to be filled out.
I CANNOT DONATE 15,000 USD WITH OUT THAT FORM SIGNED I NEED IT SIGNED
1:17 PM Rev: but why
me: I could get accused of tax evasion
1:18 PM Rev: okay you know what iof you think the amount is too much to send at a spot then you can subdivied it and send it
1:19 PM me: Why subdivide when you can take 15 minutes to fill out the form.
1:20 PM Rev: because at first when i told the mgt of the rophange they were all happy but i then told then that there is a document to be sing and they were all surprise because they have not be signing documnet to recive donation from individuals
i a guest it because the amount is huge that is why you need to fill the form
1:21 PM me: Listen, this is not my money.
This is the company's money. I cannot go subdividing.
1:22 PM Rev: My dONTAION IS ATHING OF THE HEART IT IS NOT A MUST,IF YOU THIS DOES NOT COME FROM YOU HEART TO HELP THESE CHILDREN , YOU CAN STILL PRAY FOR THEM AND ASK GOD TO BE WITH THEM AND PROVIDE FOR THEM
me: RICHARD
I am trying to explain that it is from the heart
How can I do something my government doesn't allow.
1:23 PM I am a law abiding citizen. I will not divide up the money. Fill out the form or we cannot help you
1:25 PM Rev: BUT IAM NOT THE ONE YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY TO HERE
AND A LEFT THE FORM WITH THEM
1:27 PM me: Oh yeah?
Richard, Why can't we entrust you with the money.
1:28 PM Rev: LISTEN I AM REVERNED FATHER SO I AM NOT SUPPOSE TO CLLECT ANY MONEY FROM ANY BODY UNLESS IT IS GIFT TO ME
me: WHAT?
The money isn't for you.
1:29 PM We will just donate to your church and you can donate to the orphanage
1:30 PM Rev: SO THAT IS WHY I CAN FORCE THEM TO SIGN IT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS GOING TO THEM AND THERE NEED TO SIGN IT SINCE YOU WANT IT TO BE SIGN
me: We do not care who signs it.
It just needs to be filed, for tax reasons
Rev: OKAY CAN YOU COME TO GHANA TO SEE THIS CH\ILDREN YOUR SELF SO THAT YOU CAN MEET WITH THEM ONE ON ONE
1:31 PM me: Father,
I am not going to Ghana
I have been to the Zambia I know what Africa is like
Rev: WHY
GHANA A HOME FOR ALL
me: I have a job, kids, wife, family
1:32 PM Rev: I SEE BUT YOU CAN COME TO SPEND AN HOILDAY HERE
AND GO BACK WITH YOUR FAMILY
me: Didn't I say I am willing to give you a 15,0000
15,000 dollars
1:33 PM All I need you or them to do is sign the forms and send back to me
What do you not understand.
Rev: AM I TO SIGN TH EFORM?
1:34 PM me: Yes, if you are going to be entrusted the money Richard.
Trusted to give the money to the orphange
Rev: OKAY IF I SEND IT ,WHAT WILL I TELL THE ORPHANG HOME MGT.
1:35 PM me: Tell them since they won't sign the forms, you will.
Rev: BUT THAT IS NOT FAIR
1:36 PM me: It's not my problem Father
Rev: IT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AND ALSO NOT GOD FEARING
me: HELLO?
Rev: YES
me: I told you this is Federal Law under the United States
1:37 PM Rev: WHAT CHURCH DO YOU ATTEND
me: Now, if you want to help, or if they want the aid of 15,000. They will sign the forms
In Christ We are Born-Again
I sent you a photo
1:38 PM LISTEN. CAREFULLY.
Rev: YA
1:39 PM me: We cannot help unless the proper paperwork is signed, Without those documents. We cannot help.
There is no way around it. The Lord cannot help us.
If they won't sign or you do not sign, this is over and we cannot help
1:41 PM Rev: I SHALL GO BACK TO THE ORPAHGE HOME AFTER THIS EVENING MASS BY 8 Razz

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CAN I TALK TO YOUR PASTOR ABOUT THIS
me: Alright, well listen you do not have much time. I have no problem whatsoever donating to another cause
1:42 PM No this is not my pastors business this is a donation by C.O.C Management.
Like I said, No forms, no donation. Sorry.
Rev: OK
SO CAN I TALK TO ANY ONE EASY ABOUT THIS LIKE YOUR STAFF
1:43 PM me: I am in charge of the company, no one else has authority over this. If I did, they would tell you the same thing.
No forms, no donation
1:44 PM Rev: REMEMBER THAT THE BIBLE SAY THAT GIVE AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU GOOD MASSURE
1:45 PM OKAY I HAVE TO GO I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM SIGN IT THAT IS IF I COULD CONVINCE THEM .
1:46 PM me: Listen, No forms, no donation.
If you cannot convince, thenwe cannot help
Rev: AND I WILL STILL PRAY ABOUT THIS .FIRST AND ASK THE LORD TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
1:47 PM me: He is going to tell you to sign the forms to help the children
Your choice is not the doing of our Lord
Rev: OKAY I WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATER
1:48 PM me: Please do, another charity is begging me, My wife wants us to do this instead
1:49 PM Rev: CAN I HAVE YOUR WIFE MOBILE NUMBER
me: I'll hold her off but hurry.
No you may not.
Rev: SO THAT I CAN TALK TO HER
WHY?
me: My wife is not needed. She is not in charge
1:50 PM Rev: OKAY CAN YOU GIVE A CALL ON MY MOBILE
NUMBER
me: Why.
I live far away from Ghana it is a lot of money to make that call.
Rev: CAN ;T WE TALK THIS ON PHO NE
1:51 PM me: Listen if you have a problem. Call my cell. In the mean time we keep contact on here
Rev: WHER DO YOU LEABVER
me: Texas
Rev: WHY DO YOU LEAVE THAT YOU CAN CALL
1:52 PM me: Father, have those forms filled out. We will send aid.
Rev: THEN IF YOU CAN MAKES THEN HOW ARE YOU TO DONATE $15.000
WHEN YOU CAN CALL GHAN
me: Listen Father, You are starting to aggrivate me.
1:53 PM Rev: OKAY CAN I CALL YOU NOW
ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE
I JUST VWANT TO TA;K TO YOU ON PHONE
me: fool shows his annoyance at once,
but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Proverbs
1:54 PM Leave me a message, I am off to my daughters recital.
1:55 PM Rev: HOW TRYING TO CALL ME A FOOL
me: You are not a fool
it is a passage
my favorite one
Proverbs 12
1:56 PM Rev: I AM OUT A FOOL , IT IS UPTO TO YOU AND THE ORPHANGE HOME IF THEY LIKE THEY SHOLD SINGE OR NOT IT HAS NOTING TO DO WITH ME
me: Father it is just a passage from our lord
it wasn't meant to offend you
1:57 PM If they DON'T sign they will not get a donation
easy as that.
Rev: MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU AND SEE YOU THROUGH WHAT EVERY YOU ARE GOING THROUGH IN LIFE.
me: And also with you
Rev: HO WWILLMI TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SEND TH EMONEY
1:58 PM AMEN
me: May we keep his words in our mind on our lips and in our hearts
What is your question?
Rev: IF I AM ASK WHAT WAY ARE TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WHAT WILL I TELL THEM
1:59 PM me: What ever method they wish to receive it.
Rev: ROUTEN OF THE MONEY
me: But the forms need to be signed
Yeah Moneygram, Western Union, Bank Wire whatever.
2:00 PM Rev: OKAY I WILL GET TO YOU LATER IN THE DAY WHAN I AM BACK
DONT YOU HAVE SERVICE IN YOUR CHRUCH NOW
me: I had it this morning
it is 1:pm here
2:01 PM So, do what you need to do and get back to me.
2:03 PM Rev: I HAVE MASS TO ATTENDED AND AFTER THAT I WILL GO TH E OSU ORPHANGE HOME AND ASK THEM TO MAKE TO SIGN IT,THAT IS I WILL TRY ALL MEANS TO MAKLE THEM SIGNED IT.
2:04 PM me: Well, if they do not then they will not get a donation.
Then we are finished
Rev: later i will get in touch weith you
me: How soon?

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