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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@the man: i know that, I said it to him... Lotto lads being an incestuous community i wondered if it had spread.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just sent this lad an e-mail from one of my baiting account claiming to "have paid the fees" complete with a payment slip attachment. I'm sure he will appreciate the "man-goat" love pic. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it when they blow their stacks. Cant' you just see him ranting and raving over the keyboard...burning up time and energy he could be using to do something less meaningful!

It's such a feeling of satisfaction to know that you've gotten to them that deeply! Great job! Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked They don't get any better than that!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks all. I can only imagine the scene in the cafe. He must have wasted some valuable time scripting that rant. Plus he gave me a great new insult script (with a few minor revisions). I just sent it to 500 lads. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Superb, Dev. Very Happy And glad to see you're sharing it around. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
YOU ARE A DIRT BAG


Did he know you from college or something?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That is very possible, I did know some UNSCRUPOLUS ELMENTS as the lads say.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ni! Ni!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I fart in your general direction.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Long time no post but my avatar feels at home here Very Happy Cool


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Great rant from the lad aswell Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Posts like these are definitely dangerous when reading 419eater at work...

I almost spitted my coffee all around. Very Happy

May I add that I work in the engineering office, the quieter of my company?
Any noise is kind of suspect.
A loud laugh wasn't the best to do.
But I did though... Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@unmanedpilot
Is that formula for an African or a European swallow?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

must have taken him ages to type that.
way to go waste his time.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

I thought it must have been something he ate, or his pet goat left him for another lad or something. So it was all your doing? He must have wasted many a happy hour at the cafe spilling out all that venom. Congratulations!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha, wow. Probably the best lad rant I've seen in ages. Definitely frame worthy.

I sent some out Tuesday night and have yet to hear anything. Even if I do, I can only imagine that it still won't come close to that.

Excellent work.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just had a vision of a lad sitting in an internet cafe, red sparks shooting from his eyes, spittle flying from his frothed lips, and keys springing from the keyboard with the force of his typing.

And a murmuring from the other denizens of the cafe, "Did someone chop his dolla?"
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