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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I normally post the replies to my insults in the mass insult bait thread. However, this is the best rant I have been sent in a long, long, time and it was too good not to share here. Caution, it is NSFW and very homophobic.

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TO THE YEAR'S BIGGEST FOOL,

BASTARD IDIOT, HOW U DEY BUT I GUESS IT'S NO NEED TO ASK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE PROBABLY ROTTING IN ONE ASSYLUM. I KNOW YOUR KIND,U BE ALL THOSE FOOLS WEY FROM VILLAGE COME OUT TOWN TO WORK AND U DON THROW WORK FOR LIKE 10 YRS NOW YOU NEVER EVEN GET AUTO RESPONSE AND YOU ARE NOW TAKING IT ON EVERY GUY MAN IN THE STREETS, SORRY NOTHING FIT SAVE YOU,YOU ARE A GONER IN THE GAME JUST PACK YOUR THINGS GO BACK VILLAGE GO DEY GRIND PEPPER OR CONTINUE TO DEY RAPE GOATS AND SHEEP LIKE YOU USED TO BEFORE.

I WAS JUST COMPELLED TO WRITE BACK BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW A FEW THINGS

1: YOU ARE THE SON OF A THOUSAND FATHERS.
2: MY DOG'S FUCKED YOUR MOTHER SISTERS MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
3:YOU HAVE A BUTT BREATH.
4: YOU HAVE A RAT FACE
5:YOU ARE A SLEAZE BALL.
AND 6: YOU ARE A DIRT BAG.

YOU'VE GOT NO FAMILY IT'S JUST YOU FUCKER! IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON YOU I COULD HAVE CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND MAIL IT TO YOUR BITCH OF A MOTHER WITH NO MAILING ADRESS DICK HEAD! I SWEAR TO YOU THAT THIS WORK THAT YOU ARE WORKING IF YOU GET ONE CLIENT THEN MAKE YOU KNOW SAY NO BE ME.YOUR FAMILY ARE OUTCASTS,GOD PUNISH YOU TEN THOUSAND TIMES,YOUR MAMA WAS RAPED BY A BABOON AND YOUR GRANDMA WAS RAPED BY A DEMON.YOU ARE A BASTARD,IMBECILE,NONETITY.

YOUR MAMA WAS RAPED BY A THIEF AND YOU ARE A THEIF,
YOUR SISTERS PUSSY DEY SMELL LIKE GORO PIT.
FOOL LOOK AT THE TYPE OF WORK NAME YOU ARE USING(DR.BLESSING ADAM)...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIG FOOL!!!,IF I KICK YOU I SWEAR YOU WILL EAT SHIT MIXED WITH SPERM BLOODY FOOL!

BASTARD I WILL GET YOU AND MAKE SURE I SEND YOU BACK TO THE GHETTO WHERE YOU BELONG,YOU ARE A RAMBANTIOUS,CANTERKOROUS OPRIBOUS, VIXEN FETID MENT...OTU GBAWAKWA NNEGI TEN THOUSAND TIMES,NNE GI SI GA OTU YA NA MPI EWU!!,OTELE!!

IF YOU WRITE BACK THEN I WILL CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE THOSE FOOLS WASTING CLIENTS FOR US,YOU CANT EVEN SPELL CORRECTLY GO BACK TO KINDERGATEN AND START WITH THE BASICS A,B,C,D.E AND SO ON

FUCK OFF!!!!!!! YOU SAWED PRICK!!...YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BEFORE THIS WEEK RUNS OUT AND YOUR CORPSE WILL BE DISPOSED LIKE A WASTE YOU ARE.

JUST LOOK AT UR EMAIL ADDRESS([email protected])...WHAT ARE YOU DIRECTING???..FOOL YOU ARE DIRECTING ALL THE WHOLE MAD MEN IN THE STREETS TO FUCK YOUR BASTARD MOTHER AND SISTERS AND YOUR GAY ASS FATHER..FUCKING FAGGOTS,YOU DON THROW WORK NOTHING HAPPEN NOW YOU NEW FORMAT IS DIRECTING MAD MEN TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER...AKPA TI GI THERE!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON YOU I COULD HAVE CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND MAIL IT TO YOUR BITCH OF A MOTHER WITH NO MAILING ADRESS DICK HEAD!


Wouldn't that return to sender?

Great rant!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reading between the lines, I'd say he was a little bit upset about something... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOU ARE A RAMBANTIOUS,CANTERKOROUS OPRIBOUS, VIXEN FETID MENT...


Some of that would be a nice custom tag. Laughing

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YOU CANT EVEN SPELL CORRECTLY GO BACK TO KINDERGATEN AND START WITH THE BASICS A,B,C,D.E AND SO ON


The best part of this line is that he spelled Kindergarten incorrectly. Laughing

The alphabet part is just plain funny.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gosh, is that what people mean by a "chip on the shoulder"? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get the feeling he is a little miffed.
this one line got the soda coming out of my nose.
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3:YOU HAVE A BUTT BREATH.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOU HAVE A BUTT BREATH.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice one Butt Breath!

Replies like that make it so hard to pick just one iddy bit for your sig line, so much abuse, so few characters... Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOU'VE GOT NO FAMILY IT'S JUST YOU FUCKER!


Yet he goes on and on about how you have a thousand fathers and then describes in some detail about the various rapes your female relatives have suffered through. I'm not impressed. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just read it again and it is all so funny.

Mods/Admins, you've got to pull something out of there for a custom tag. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You gotta ask him if that is the best he can do? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now if you can turn this into a romance bait you ARE the master and we are all just your padewons (or however you spell that).

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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA

IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.

"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Absolute great, great lad rant.

Go schoolyard on him
Pull the "that's you but what I'm I" routine.
See if he'll produce some fresh treats.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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MY DOG'S F+++EDYOUR MOTHER SISTERS MORE THAN YOU KNOW


Why didn’t He say your Aunts also its not something they are likely to tell you about

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After reading that again, I think that is the best lad rant ever. It is just hilarious. One thing after another. Pure greatness. Might I ask, what did you do?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Better, just carry on like nothings happened.


Blissfully unaware. Laughing

Or tell him "What is this tiny email you sent with only half a word in it?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dev, you have a great pen pal there. You'll stay in touch, I hope. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like this guy needs to go to an anger management class..... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

just say "sorry" and send him a fake mtcn Very Happy

utterly brilliant rant, what in hell did you do to him?

Also ... have I successfully viraled a Lad? one of my mass lotto insults referred to someone as having a thousand fathers. or is it just a common insult anywhere?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nail:

I think the 1000 fathers is reference to the number of men your mother (allegedly) slept with so she does not know who the father is.

In plain english he called your mother a whore.

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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.

"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"

"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its probably too late now, but I would of replied :

Dear Sir

It appears that you have made a small error and accidentally sent me an email that was intended for your father. You silly boy (tut tut)

Anyway, where were we ?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautiful! Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is what I sent him. Actually kind of nice compared to much of the abuse I hail on lads
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HOW U DEY? UR A WORTLESS TOUT N A U SMALL SMALL YAHOO BOY. U CANOT TEL DIFRENCE BETWEN UR 419 FANTISY N REALITY. I KNO U NO HAVE LEVEL. U JUS DEY AREA BASTERD IN STREET 4 FESTAC. ALL GUYS AT CAFE LAUGH AT U CUZ U NO GET 1NIARA 4 POCKET. DEY TAKE 48 HOURS TO REPLY ONE MAIL U NO GET 10O NAIRA TO BUY TIME FOR CAFÉ. ANY MAGA U GIV BILL NO EVER PAY U MONEY BCUS THEY KNO U JUST A TOUT.


NO VEX, I GIV U JOB --- A WASH WASH JOB. I KNO UR MOTHER DEY ASHAWO AT ABBA ROAD JUNCTION TIL 2001. U GO GET BLEECH N CLEAN OUT UR MOTHERS ROTTEN TOTO. HER TOTO DEY STINK LIKE ROTED EGG. NOW SHE GO DO ASHAWO WORK NOW TO FED UR STINKIN MUGU MOUTH.

I DON PITY U. JUST GO HANG URSELF U MUGU!

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!


I have some much nastier stuff in store for this mugu. Twisted Evil

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