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thomas-the-tank
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My bank contact was getting a little negligent in replying to my requests for information, so I slapped him:
I wrote:
Do you know the difference between a tax and a charge, you stupid moron? I think you are like [another banker from this bank] - a fake and a fraud pretending to be a banker.

May goats penetrate you every night.

The reply:
The banker wrote:
Thank you for your mail and May goats penetrate you every night. [plus other stuff, not relevant].

I hope this becomes a standard greeting in lad-land.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing . You will see that in every scam mail that they send out now. You have solved the 419 problem Very Happy . Very funny goodwork

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope it becomes a hideous reality for him Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That may be the new staple in place of drinking urine on a commercial bus.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nailgunner wrote:
I hope it becomes a hideous reality for him Twisted Evil

Why "hideous"? The goats might enjoy it a lot...

Oh, you mean for him? Well, he might enjoy it, too.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

if he finds a new hobby, fair enough, it'll keep him out of trouble...

... at least until his neighbours find out and chop him into pieces.

either way, hey ho.

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solomongrundy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's be a good line to try if you manage to hook a Sudanese lad:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you for such a good laugh! My hope is that this will become part of lad scripts. Good work Smile Lets see how many goats penetrate the world

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I have his baiting info. I want to speak with him.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's soooo good to see you, OO Very Happy

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