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thomas-the-tank
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a scam from a Marine captain stationed in Iraq who's stumbled over some of Saddam's millions ("i know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you...". My female character replied to him:
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No, this was no surprise to me – I get this kind of message all the time.

Send a nude photo of yourself, and then we can talk about doing business.

So I get a message back:
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Dear Sunil,

How do you do with your family today? I hope this mail finds you well.

This is my nude picture for you to believe me.

I await your urgent response.

The picture was of a smiling US serviceman in the desert. Maybe a Marine, maybe not. And it wasn't nude. Oops. So the lad corrects his mistake -- with "(sorry for the name)" added to the subject line:
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Dear Helen,

How do you do with your family today? I hope this mail finds you well.

This is my nude picture for you to believe me.

I await your urgent response.

No picture this time.

So Helen replies:
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There was no picture, nude or otherwise. How can I trust you if you won't show your picture?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...I guess he's not the sharpest tool in the shed! Laughing

I wonder If he will actually send you the picture? Laughing

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