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ShadowBeastie
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A long convoluted story about being pulled over by the cops on the way to the WU and having my truck impounded so I had to run back and get more money to pay the WU and by time I hoofed it there they were closed. So far, that's the best...

Then again, I suppose calling their services 'professional' is a pretty big lie! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

windypops wrote:
I told Ahmed the idiot (ARK), that I was off the coast of Ghana in a boat with no power.

He called out the coast guard to come and look for me. Shocked
That's gotta be my favorite one I've read so far. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i prefer to keep the lies nice and plausable...like not having a passport to send as it was surrended due to the fact that I am on bail awaiting trial for fraud...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I told a hitman that I was playing people against each other which resulted in the total destruction of the town.
For those who know Stephen King's Needful Things, that's what I loosely followed. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have had several homes burn down (they don't care).

I have been robbed a couple of times on the way to WU (they don't care).

I have been doing the kid's Nanny (they don't care).

I want to send them money (this they care about).

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the biggest lie i told a lad was that my character had given up his life of sin and debauchary and became a shaolin monk and therefore would no longer have an e-mail address
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told a lad I stood naked in the shape of the holy cross for 3 days on a snow covered island as part of a religious ceremony.

He didn't take the bait after I told him that him doing it would prove to me that he was worthy of my massive donation Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

gaz_c_85 wrote:
Whats the most unbelievable tale you've told a lad and been beleived?

So many to chose from... Smile

But I remember this one fondly. The two lads in the picture are from separate baits (there was a third one, out of picture), and I got them to pay to go aboard (a WW2 cruiser, now moored permanently on the River Thames). They were keen to meet me, so I had to describe myself... "Black, carrying a bag,... what? you thought you were meeting a white guy?" Laughing

But please, don't attempt to replicate this on your own. Scammers are likely to bring thuggish friends who will lurk in the background, so you will need people keeping look-out for you, a well-chosen venue, and a good telephoto lens. A good friend took this excellent pic while I was on the phone to the lads.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

numerous times now, I have implicitly or explicitly stated that I care about their well-being and want them to be happy. I don't even slow down typing anymore. there's a lie for you.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
I told a Lad I had died by e-mail from my executors - and when I still e-mailed him Embarassed he wanted to know how I could do that from beyond the grave. Laughing


That is hilarious. Laughing

I was baiting as Cyndi Lauper in Seattle WA, and my business was manufacturing bongs and crack pipes. He understood it to mean that we manufactured pipes that bang and pipes that are cracked. He asked me how those kinds of pipes work and I went into some long story about how they have to be installed and wrapped tightly so that the cracks don't show, and the banging won't be so noticeable. I told him that the smoke has to invisible and odorless when it is moving through the pipes. That kept him going for months trying to figure out how his "company" could provide the research for my company on how to make that happen, and at what cost. We never did settle on a figure that made Cyndi happy, so it never got paid.

He then decided that I was THE Cyndi Lauper and was hiding out in Seattle to avoid my fans. I took that one for a long stroll through the park too.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tolin Dorden wrote:
Ofc everything we tell them is 100% risky free and 100% true... Rolling Eyes

+1

I've never told a lie to one in my life! I can't speak for what the other voices in my head have been up to though...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I convinced a Lady that while she waited at the airport for me in Accra from 1:am to 7:30 am.I was beaten and robbed of $20,000.00 cash, a laptop . three wrist watches and other assorted gifts while waiting for a connecting flight in Cotonou.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I told my lad I was I was in hospital for two weeks because I got killed in a plane crash Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Biggest lie I've told a lad...this may have been mentioned previously, but... I am not a gmail joker.

















Other than that, I've never told a lie in my life.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tells them he is gay. Every once in a while it gets kinda kinkie.
I had an orphan lad that had trouble getting the mtcn because I sent the money from California and he asked me to travel to Nevada to send it. was filming a porno in Nevada, so I asked if he would accept it from him, as he was my secretary. When he would call me, he would be crying and pleading "Daddy, daddy, please we are so hungry..." After he got the e-mail from with a reference to his website, I got this call in a very low voice saying "What's up with this gay shit." The bait went down hill very quickly from that point on.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I ran an ASEM on a lad pretending him to be my "wife" J0y Cumm1ngs. I told the lad to write "Im Cumm1ng" in the subject line of all the emails he sent "so I will know its you", gave him an MTCN to pick up the money, then the real Joy shows up and chops his dollar.
On another bait I told a lad I knew a friend who works at a hospital called "Dr Fellatio" and sent him a picture of that blonde chick from Grays anatomy. He told me a few days later that he mentoined the name in church during sunday mass.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Told a lad that I was a member of an international Russian criminal gang named P3t3r [email protected] Working with many other exemplary baiters in this mass bait http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122426

Last I heard the lad had given away the scam game. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ As part of the same bait that Sir Cumfrence mentioned, I told the Lad that I was a member of a Russian criminal organisation.

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I was a member of an international Russian criminal gang named P3t3r [email protected]


That's a strange name for a Russian gang!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
P3t3r [email protected] ... That's a strange name for a Russian gang!


Okay, if you wanna get technical then, Y3vg3n1y K0sch31. Unleeter that! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was Y3vg3n1y P3tr0v1tch... K0sch31 was the name that I used.

Actually, it wasn't the name that made me smile, but the sentence. Remember that old Mary Poppins line?

"I know a man with a wooden leg called Arthur."
"Really? What's the name of his other leg?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb.

Sorry, got my wires crossed on the names. Still it's definitely a bit of a brain ache on deciphering.

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