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Gaz
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whats the most unbelievable tale youve told a lad and been beleived?

So far, Ive been involved in several cold blooded murders, had an imaginary friend similar to the Great Gazoo from the Flintstones, been made the leader of a cult and turned to cannabalism in order to dispose of the remains of a Jehovas Witness who picked a verrrry bad time to come to my door.

But at the moment Im working on a bait where Ive turned the general population of my small island into blood thirsty Zombies after pouring Yakult in the drinking water, and my lad is offering me advice on how to survive in my new urban hell! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think someone once told a lad he was from outer space and was contacting the lad from an alternate universe. I can't really remember, so I'd say the fact that one of my characters got robbed and lost his passports, wallet, all identification, watch, coat and shoes, but thankfully the briefcase with $30k in it for the lad, was safely hidden away at the time...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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small island into blood thirsty Zombies after pouring Yakult in the drinking water, and my lad is offering me advice on how to survive in my new urban hell!
Laughing Laughing Laughing

How does your Lad know how to survive such a horrible ordeal? Did he live through a similar situation in the past? Was he an extra on a canned, never aired episode of LOST? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The biggest lie I told a lad?
I just sent the money W/U. go and pick it up. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The biggest lie ever told a Lad was about going to fight in Iraq (so the bait ended).

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My advice to you is to forget about this business. I have accepted a contract in Iraq and have to leave in four days. My duty to my country is clear.
I've recalled the money from Western Union and I'll be briefing Johnny 3meson and Marie [email protected] accordingly.


I got a gratifying grovel:

Quote:
I am happy that you have gotten a contract in Iraq, But now what do you want me to do about this transaction, You know quite well that your name is in the bank file and I have no power to ask for this fund on my own, knowing fully well my position here in this bank, in addition I have puting much money into this transaction even when I carried out an investigation to the country of the deceased person, so if you will abandon me with this transaction what will be my fate??
What hope do I have to recover all what I have invested into so far?? What do I gain at last??
Please you should consider my postion as a civil servant and do me a favour see the best way you should help me so that we will realised our objectives in this pending transaction of ours.
My second appeal to you is that you should not recalled the payment back as you have already made it for the lawyer , rather make a free transfer to him so that he will get the money and procure these document for you.
You should allow the sleeping dogs to lie, you should not consider his altitude toward the way he is handling this transaction on your behalf, but you should put me in your shoes and really understand my financial position in this case.
All my hope and that of my family is laying on this transaction , if now you want to abandon it , I hope that the future of my family is in danger. and destiny will never forgive me if my family dies in hunger.
Please re consider your thought for the sake of humanity.


The biggest lie that ever told was that she'd whored herself out for one afternoon of anal sex to raise the money for legal fees.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I told a Lad (Tututi Ka|abi - see siggy line) that I was a Russian model and that I was his wife - and that I had been kidnapped by white slavers and taken to Cote d'Ivoire,

He was a litte upset when he found out - after being set up to do a meet with another Lad to swap a suitcase full of non-existent cash.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told a ladette that I (Ukrainian BDSM hooker) was killed in a horrific car accident, which was actually a setup by the chief of the Boston police*, who was a client. I even sent pictures of my decapitated body. This was all to explain why the WU receipt had bloodstains all over it. Ladette didn't miss a beat and asked for a clearer scan. I wrote back that I couldn't go right away as I was at the funeral home being embalmed. The bait continued for another month, died, then she wrote again about 3 months later asking how I was doing.

*The "chicken chaser" in my sig.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got kidnapped by captain jack sparrow (see videos in my signature)

This week my brother died in a horrible cow tipping accident.

I can't count the best lies - so many - lol

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I baited a lad for almost three months as a genetically engineered talking horse.

Talking was the easy part, squeezing through the door into the WU office was the hard part. Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I forgot

I told a Lad I had died by e-mail from my executors - and when I still e-mailed him Embarassed he wanted to know how I could do that from beyond the grave. Laughing

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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once told a lad that I was a Panda. Funnily enough the deceased was also a Panda so I could claim to be the deceased's next of kin.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I told Ahmed the idiot (ARK), that I was off the coast of Ghana in a boat with no power.

He called out the coast guard to come and look for me. Shocked
Talk about a bait backfiring. I dropped him for a while after that.

Where is he now I wonder?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've told at least two, and possibly three, lads that the reason why I wasn't able to answer their emails for the past three days was that I was out walking aorund and I was attacked by a large pack of snarling wild dogs.

I was then taken to the hospital where I was kept for three days under strict observation for signs of rabies. I was also given lots of medication to help recover.

The trouble with the meds were the strange side effects. I had to tell the lads that I got confused and disoriented, and accidentally deleted all of their emails......so could they again please send me the WU instructions?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a curse lad, a kind of variation on a hitman lad. It started out as an orphanage scam, that all these poor kiddies would die if I didnt send money by a preset date. When I didn't, they all died and he put a curse on me saying something awful would happen before a specified date unless I paid to have it removed.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

once told a Lad that thanks to his lack of devotion to Odin All-Father, she'd been forced to stand naked before the sacred oak holding two cats to her bosom.

My male characters tend to have tough military careers; Eliza's brother R0ss, an ASASR Captain, gave details of the eighteen Taliban he'd killed - three close enough to get their blood on his flak vest - while not only detailed the materiel he destroyed in Operation Desert Saber - nine MBTs, 22 other AFVs, 72 soft-skinned vehicles, 10 AAA positions and 19 hardpoints - but also vividly described how his gunner had been blinded by a 57 mm AAA round.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The biggest lie I ever told a lad? "I'm in Chad."

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The biggest lie ever? How about, "your mother is dead"?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

Aye, that is a whopper of a lie!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Yep, that's a good one. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really can't believe that anyone inhere would ever lie to a lad??
Ofc everything we tell them is 100% risky free and 100% true... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I couldn’t pay all the fee, as my Franchise business Anvils R Us wasn’t doing too well in New York City

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Check is in the mail. That is the only lie that really gets their attention.

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"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

so many I couldnt possibly commit to one. For now, it will be that I am a retired businessman worth 13 million and will do whatever it takes to help the 'sick and dying' man that contacted me.

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