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Strongside
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad blamed his mothers death for the delay in sending the form Rolling Eyes

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Sorry for the delay of sending the form to you, i lost my mother on sunday night(she die on sunday) please sir bear with me iam so busy iam making arrangment for the buiral and as the only son i have spent much for the buiral arrangment even money to scan the form to you now is heard to me but iam trying to get money for it.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Give him a slap. After all business is business! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He will be tapping you for Mums funeral

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ That was my thought too.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well of course he's going to ask for money to bury old moms. Heck, there might even be a funeral bait coming up: "Please I need you to send the money now ok. The undertake man have already bury my mothor but now says if I can't pay $500 then up she comes." Whatever happens, keep us posted!

But this thread isn't aboot WU Xfers, it's about bad excuses from lads. Very Happy Your lad's excuse is pretty good Strongside, but I might just have a competitor for the title here! I've got a recycled lad on the line now (rich widow cancer-problem) who, after a year of silence, wants to pick up right where he left off. Since the lawyer notified me that she was dead and buried back in July 2007, I asked her to clarify whether she was alive or not. Her response explains the situation beautifully...

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Dear in the Lord,
May the peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your family, My dearest in the Lord it was a long story only God knows what hapend. I was in a comer for three months every body thought that i have passed away even my husband relatives and the assurance company want to buried me but thanks to nurse that was on my side she insisted that i have not dead, so if the lawyer said that am dead he is not wrong because since that time nobody have heard from me and i am not a ghost i am alive thank God Almighty who made it possable through the nurse.
So how have you gone with the bank and the lawyer have they transferred the money to you? i want to know so that i will advice you on what to do. thank God Almighty that i am alive in the land of the living, I wait your respond.
Yours in the Lord,
Christine [email protected] [email protected]@f


Yep, you can never trust them pesky comers these days. Take a little nap and next thing you know your lawyer is trying to bury you! Good help truly is hard to find.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him if he wants to know true suffering, he should try to cope with a broken fingernail like you've had to endure all day.

Lads! It's nothing but me me me. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him your dad is dying and he needs a kidney, so if the lad will send you his kidney, you'll send some cash for mom's funeral.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonder which plane crash she was on. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Worse is when a lad doesn't reply for 5 days and then says his daughter is in the hospital with a deadly illness...like I'm gonna believe that.

Tell him that you know an undertaker who'd fly out there for free.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

doc holliday wrote:
Wonder which plane crash she was on. Very Happy


Probably "killd by her enemys who wantd her monies"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

if one of them said "sorry for no reply, got led by the nose to Abeche and starved half to death for nothing..." Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Worst excuse one of my lad's used was my first one. He didn't respond to me for three days apparently because his scanner was broken. Of course! Everyone knows you can't write to someone if your scanner is broken! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One Lad was trying to rip off a secondary character in the bait (Jeff's Doctor ) and forgot to stay in touch with my persona, Malcolm Reynolds. His excuse:

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I just Came back from Scotland Shortly and Will Be back over the weekend to Attend to some Investment Deal Between My Company, Fidelity Investment International and The Royal Prince of The Saudi. this is going to be an Interesting meeting because we have Longed for it. As you must Know, the Brent Crude Deposit in the Saudi land is enormous and the Current Price of Crude Oil in the International market is on the Upside position and the Company interested. Now the OPEC Have Refused to Increase production. The demand will definitely be high.


That Lad had definitely caught Dorfl's Syndrome (as in Constant Initial Capitalisation).

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Strongside wrote:
My lad blamed his mothers death for the delay in sending the form Rolling Eyes


Hmmm. I used a similar excuse to explain to my lad why I haven't paid much attention to his business agreement lately, except it was my sister and she committed suicide.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just love his name... Churchill Grants... what does he grant? Where do they come up with this stuff?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a better ( or is it worse?) excuse. He didn't get back to me in 3 days to accept the art deal, because his wife just gave birth to a baby son then they both died a few hours later. Then his uncle died in shock of the mother and son dying. He then promptly asked for money. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Grief can have that effect on some people.

You could bring a smile to his face by saying you are going to donate the transfer fee to a charity that deals with 'sudden death syndrome'. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Obi's lad wrote:
Dear in the Lord,
May the peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your family, My dearest in the Lord it was a long story only God knows what hapend. I was in a comer for three months every body thought that i have passed away even my husband relatives and the assurance company want to buried me but thanks to nurse that was on my side she insisted that i have not dead, so if the lawyer said that am dead he is not wrong because since that time nobody have heard from me and i am not a ghost i am alive thank God Almighty who made it possable through the nurse.
So how have you gone with the bank and the lawyer have they transferred the money to you? i want to know so that i will advice you on what to do. thank God Almighty that i am alive in the land of the living, I wait your respond.
Yours in the Lord,
Christine [email protected] [email protected]@f


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