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Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

There's a new one in town. Have some fun with this one and get some good siggy material:

Subject: YOU BETTER BE MORE CAREFUL!!!
Date: 6/5/2008 3:23:42 PM
From: assasination killer [email protected]

YOU BETTER BE MORE CAREFUL!!!

CXXXXXX,I feel very sorry for you. It is such a pity that this is how your life is going to end, that's only when you don't comply. As you can see, there is no need to introduce myself to you because I don't have anything personal with you, strictly business. I think I should tell you a little secret, I was paid to Eliminate you, and I have to do it in just 10 days. Someone you call your friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, he also came to me yesterday and told me that he wants your death to suden and painful as a pay back for a beef you both had. He had given us your names, photograph and all other neccessary informations we needed about you. and I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out a very strict investigation on you. And I can assure you, we have every information we need for the operation now.

But since my data shows that you are innocent and I could make more profit out a double deal. then I called my client back and ask for your e-mail address. And as I write to you, now, my men are monitoring you and your every step.
NOTE:- Don't even think of fucking with me, my eyes is on you. So for your own good I'd advise you co-opperate with us.

Do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Its up to you, since someone had paid me to eliminate you. Get back to me now if you are ready to do business with me. I might just spear your life.
$20,000. is all you have to spend. But first you have to pay $10,000 bucks, to us through any transfer here in Rep of Benin. then I will send a tape to you containing evidence. Then when the tape gets to you, the balance is $10,000. bucks. I won't entertain any delay in paying the balance. If you are ready to comply with my offer, there is my email address down below this paragraph.

Email me ([email protected])
WARNING:- DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT'S YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:00 PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:19 pm

Me! Me! Me!
I haven't been killed for quite a while!

One of my characters will reply

Quote:

Hi,

that sounds interesting.
Please tell me more.

Let's see what comes back...

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:04 pm

Let's see how he likes total silliness:

Quote:

Thank you for your concern. Your note is most timely as I have just been diagnosed with cankers of the uvula. It's very irritating and 100% painless free. Could you come over here and help move things along?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Quote:

I might just spear your life.

Not sure I like the alternatives here.... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

I just told him to bring it-and told him exactly what i was going to do.Lets see how he likes orders from a girl. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 pm

He doesn't know my character's name is Jas0n B0urne.

Jas0n B0urne does not mess around with assassins.

He kills them.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Thanks OBL !
You are right, we all lurve a fraudstrated assassin Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I'll have sweet little Agnes reply. Naturally she will be scared to death.

This guy is a real turd, and I want a bank account from him.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

me wrote:

I am interested tell me more.

him wrote:

What again will i tell you if you interested then send the money ok.then you will see what iam telling you now.

me wrote:

Sir,

Please spare me. How and where must I send the money?

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:26 pm

Wonderful!

Quote:

It has been my work specialist,i have killed millions of peoples and if you delay i will also kill you because i have mixed up with bloods of human beings.i drink blood.do quick

This guy drinks blood!

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

him wrote:

You will send the money to me so that i will inform my boss to stop any operation right there against,iam world wide assasin iam based in Republic of Benin and i sent my boys to you as your friend hired me so you send this money to me to Rep of Benin then i will let my boys know this.Waits for the information.

me wrote:

Oh sir,

I beg you to pity me. Please let me know so I can send the money at once.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:47 pm

I'm trying to turn it around and hire him to kill my 'partner'.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Fake moneygram numbers sent along with un-openable scans.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:07 pm

This guy is intense. He says "his boys" are watching me, and he's already sent about 10 emails.

I've told him that I don't have the $10,000...I only have $5,200 and I'm deathly afraid.

I'll try to get a picture.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

He will probably be busy for a while as he is off to get his moneygram Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:09 pm

^^^ lol, he only asked me for $1200.00 to kill my partner. I'm getting a bargain.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:15 pm

P0rt3r's in! I love replying to hitlads with my hitman char! Twisted Evil

And this guy even used Pay Back in his modality, how sweet!

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:21 pm

Newsflash: he uses silent guns! Shocked

Quote:

We uses Silent Gun,Meanwhile go to MoneyGram and send the $5200 usd today while i will tell my boys to stop operation against you.Use this information below.

Receiver name -------------------------OKOLO EMMANUEL
City----------------------------------------COTONOU
Country-----------------------------------BENIN REPUBLIC
Country code-------------------------------229
Amount------------------------------------$5,200
Reference----------------------------------

Sender's name should be your name.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

lol

Quote:

You send the 10.000 usd in this two diffrent name today.
Sender name should be your name and give me the full information as the payment slip.

Receiver name ---------------------OKOLO EMMANUEL
City---------------------------------COTONOU
Country------------------------------BENIN REPUBLIC
Country code-------------------------229
Amount----------------------------5000
Reference-------------------------------

Another information where to send another 5000 usd.

Receiver name ---------------------NWEKE EDWIN.
City---------------------------------COTONOU
Country------------------------------BENIN REPUBLIC
Country code-------------------------229
Amount----------------------------5000
Reference-------------------------------

Does not mention moneygram in mine. I am sure he wants you to send it moneygram so he can pick up yours while he is picking up mine.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:30 pm

I wonder if we could gang up and send a massive amount of emails to him at a particular time?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Sweet jumping jesus on a pogo stick! Thirty minutes and about a dozen emails later I get this gem:

Quote:

Ok i will give you Bank account where to send the money by tomorrow but i will tell my boys not to kill you.

That's got to be a record. Hell, I might have well as just said "Mr. Scammer. I am a baiter and want to make life hell for you. If you would please send me your bank information I would appreciate it. Love, jayhawk."

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I say:

Quote:

God bless you. Can I please just send you the money that I have and not the sewing clubs money? Please, it would mean so much to me.
Thank you and god bless.

Agnes

He says:

Quote:

No for your own good send the $800 +765 usd as we discussed to avoid problem.

Miserable twerp is going to make me rob the sewing club treasury to save my life. Then again, I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that my life is only worth $1,565.

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:57 pm

Last 3 hitlads I messed with got their mail shutdown before it got interesting.Lets see if I can torment this one Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:59 pm

^^^ Yeah, I hate it when you get a vocal one and they get silenced by a dead account. Squeeky-toys are fun!

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:42 pm

okay I am in.

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