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Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

A mr gomer (lol) is going to be calling you regarding a moneygram payment and a form he has to fill out. Dick Muncher (real name) aka Charles Smith (online name). For some reason he is doubting the authenticity of the transaction. They would not give you a payment slip until after they receive the form.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:06 pm

minister of pet and livestock may call for the good pastor (zebra shipping insurance).

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Let me know when you will be able to answer the phone. I have a lad trying to call you.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:07 pm

^^
Best time to call is indicated in the first post. Tell your lad to call then.

It's still not sure I'll answer, though. I don't live by my computer and work with other hobbies can be quite time consuming.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Are you available now?

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:57 pm

My Mr. Jude is going to be calling you regarding some fighting fish I have paid for through WU, hope that's OK. Any nonsense will do. My name is Tom and I have a aquarium. Thanks.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:26 am

And . . . my other lad - mr br00k3s is trying to get an mtcn from
my associate Mr. Mithder Lithper at your number. (pardon any offense)
if you get him, just play for awhile, ask for spelling of the name, etc. eye color, tall, short, then ask for the code word. whatever it is, tell them its wrong and check the email. sorry. Mr. Lithper requires a code phrase, say it again? Check the emails again and call back. click.

(I wonder if lads can pronounce the 'th'? hmmm.)

by the way, if I didn't say before . . . . . . .. THANKS

hope to have my own pimpable number soon.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:39 am

Paging Mr. Nathan, Mr. Johnson just called you regarding yet another urgent payment for your winning cheque.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:24 pm

You may be getting a call from a Mr. D0d@@ about your arrangements to fly to SA. PM on the way just in case...

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:10 pm

Thanks for all your help so far, Cyric!

I'm trying to keep your number down to a minimum of lads, but be on the lookout for anyone trying to reach of the

Here's some standard things you can do to ANY of them:

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1) Be a secretary - ask for their Contract ID number - more than likely they won't have one. Tell them they have to e-mail Mr. Talbot to get an ID number.

2) All expenses WILL be reimbursed - but they must be willing to provide accurate reciepts.

3) We pay 50% of the sell price of the piece as a finder's fee in addition to their reimbursement payments.

4) If they ask about the "client" it's very vague. He owns lots of things. He has 50% ownership of the image/character they were shown. That's about it.

You are welcome to be either himself or a secretary.

Everything has been kept pretty vague so you don't actually have to know any details if they call. Just shunt them back over to e-mail and I'll wrangle with them. Anyone I DO give your number to I tell them that I am not often in the office, and I believe phone conversation is a dying form of communication anyway. Very Happy

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...My work often keeps me out of the office, however. As a matter of principle I prefer to do ALL business through e-mail. Not only does it allow me to keep an accurate record of our conversations, but I believe it is the way of the future. Soon phones will be phased out completely, in lieu of electronic forms of communication. I only put my business in the future, never in the past, as I am sure you can understand. I completely threw out my fax machine the other day - it is an antiquated piece of machinery and no longer necessary in today's business market. The same will soon be true for phones. ALL communication must be done through my e-mail, which I am connected to 24 hours a day.

Great work! If there's anything specific, I'll shoot you a PM.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:11 pm

^^
Will do, Peanut Wink

. By the way, any news of Kal1fa? I've been missing our conversations with him (a lad that actually speaks comprehensible English is worth his weight in gold for my phone service.)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 5

If you get a call for a Mr. or Mrs. Dailey, you can just pretend to be a cranky old man who got woken up.

(I've been telling them to only call if it's important because my elderly father lives with me and hates being woken up from his naps when the phone rings)

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:10 am

Mr. Rich@rd C@$h might call for poor old deranged Kellman Smith, C@$h is selling Yorkies. This is developing , so no story to follow.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:09 am

ThatGirl wrote:

you can just pretend to be a cranky old man who got woken up.

Pretend?

...On a more serious note, I got a call from Peter Azabar[unclear about the surname] from Ghana who also kept calling himself "your son", though I have no idea who the father or mother is supposed to be. I'm quite sure the baiter name ended with "rich", my closest idea would be "Tobrich" if that makes any sense to anyone.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:51 pm

I just got started on a massive art bait (don't worry - only one lad has your number so far - my most promising one...) but I haven't forgotten about Kalifa.

I liked your latest call. Way to pretend to be a cranky old man who just got out of bed Wink

I have no love for "Kalifa" (AKA Desmond) so go ahead and slap away if you feel like it.

I've just sent him some forms, so we'll see how he takes them...

EDIT: Right - that Art Bait lad that has your number will be identifying himself as "Mr. Lucky". He even made up a company just for me: "Creative Concept Art Gallery".

UPDATE EDIT: Just got to his letter. Big surprise, he'll be asking for money. Just hammer the "we will not send money in advance / will not pay for things we have not received" angle. Wink

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...Secondly, they told me I will have to pay a full charge of my work before they start. I have to plead to them that I don't have the full amount of money now but I will have to deposit some amount in order to show my commitment and seriousness regarding the work I need to talk to the Owner of the company Mr.& Mrs. Owoyemi, so I really pleaded to them about the project that I don't have the whole amount of money they need but I can pay a little and upon the final stage of the project I will pay the balance so I was told to deposit the total sum of ( EQUIVALENT TO ) $2,500 ( Two Thousand & Five Hundred Dollars ) but presently I have only $1,950,remaing $550 as a part time fee before they can start the project. I have no choice than to update you on this development and let me know if you can get me the balance for them to start by tomorrow.

As in am talking to you am far from home & work but I called the office to alert them that I will not be in the office for days. I only write to inform you about the delay in getting the project process. , I will be going back to the Hotel room where I lodged it will be much better if you can call me on phone for more important discussion

I am waiting for your positive response regarding the above said action needed.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Cyric

I have a Lad Called Peter Asagba said he spoke to me, sorry you he is quite affectionate and calls me Daddy Paul, he wants my passport scanned, so I will be sending him some time wasters
Thanks

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I had been trying to reach you on phone since yesterday. But the phone was on automatic answering machine. But I thanks God. This morning you answer and we talk a little. But the telephone conversation was not too Clare and I told you that I will call you back letter. Because its seems that you are at sleep by then.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:06 pm

You may also get a call for my character from a Imm@ G@l@dim@
Just be abusive and tell her to send you your winnings. Thanks!

I'm still working on arranging the one to pick my character up at the airport, so hopefully you'll hear from him yet...

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:08 am

I have given this number out to a few of my lads, LOL but dont remember which ones, But they will be calling for a Mr. ja@k M@ff or Mr. Ph@il Mycr@ck@n

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:11 pm

You might get something for R3V3R3ND BANKS (me) from A Mr Fr4nk White
Banks is a Monk, and he is having to go into retreat for a few days, I am going to use the same email (more or less) on a few others as well. I think you will have to be someone who works for the monastery, you know, vow of silence and all that!!

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:57 pm

Does someone regognize B3nedict from 1nternational M0netary Fund? Claims to be in Washington.

Oh, and a baiter called Williams has apparently just managed to convince a lad doctor with incomprehensible name to give his bank account details. Ring any bells?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:25 pm

I would be "W1ll1ams". Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:29 pm

^^
PM sent.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:13 am

, your friend from Nigeria called, he wants the MTCN.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:29 pm

Malafar1 from Burkina Faso is looking for home. Any takers?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:51 pm

Doctor Jens[?] from Nigeria, phone number is looking for baiter character named Paul, concerning courier company sending you boxes full money. You lucky bastard Laughing

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