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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:10 pm

Expect a to call for a . I thought he was dead but apparently he is very much alive and scamming in Nigeria. He has been wanting a phone to call for some time. Tell him whatever you want. Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:33 am

Cyric,
You should be getting a call from a M1ke Anth0ny for a J0e Bendej0. He wants to talk about shipping my winnings. Abuse at will!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:21 am

Both noted and expected.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:30 am

You may expect a call from Mr Fr4nk Kw4m3, for Oct4ve A1rj3b3l (same character than formerly, but a new lad).
I'm supposed to be 61 years old, and live on my own rents.
Abuse at will, we are nowhere again, so the call may give a direction Wink

Thanks fella Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:06 am

Dr. Canther(?) from some Nigerian bank is looking for George. His phone number is

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:48 pm

Thanks for taking the call!! It's too bad there's probably going to be problems with that shipment of watches... Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:28 pm

An extra annoying lad using the number is asking for Michel. He is capable of saying "hello" and "Michel", nothing else. He keeps calling and doing that.
If any baiter recognizes this little twit, please slap him few times for me.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:34 am

Someone from the British Passport Office may call asking for . Tell whoever it is that your brother isn't in, and won't take any calls any time soon.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Some mugu may call, wanting to speak to again. Only he thinks that Keith is an American guyman (the mugu replied to one of my mass insult mails and wishes to talk on the phone).

So, maybe you will make some good dolla together with him? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:16 pm

Both noted and will be expected.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:27 am

I have a lad who says he's going on safari tomorrow.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149837

The lad's name is Dave Okeke and he will want to talk to Hassan bin Sobir about the exact location of the Parcel Direct office in Abuja.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Hassan,
How is your Sunday? Like I said I will be at Abuja by Tuesday and go to Parcel Direct on Wednesday as I will be on the road for a whole day. Please, can you also give me your number so that I can speak with you while at Abuja if need be?
Regards,
Mr. Okeke.

I would think that its perfectly reasonable to call him an unclean heathen idiot as he clearly cannot find an large structure next to the commercial air freight terminal.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 24

Charles Soludo will be calling asking for a Mort Mortimer. Do what you want with him as he just wants to make sure I am who I say. I live in Nepal. You might keep repeating the code 101 or make sure he does it to ensure he is who is says he is. thank you

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:39 pm

Thanks for handling Dave the kneeling scammer. There was a possibility that Dave would not travel if he did not have someone like you to call him a unclean heathen idiot. That was amazing. Expect a phone call once he gets to Abuja and cannot find the parcel service. Feel free to slap away all you want. I will send him a note telling him all transfer fees are paid, but of course since its such a fine car, he should feel free to tip the agents there quite freely.

I feel that you deserve half my pith helmet if it turns out Dave is traveling.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:09 pm

@ Cyric - The lad asking for Michelle might have been my lad, very sorry! Embarassed

Onto other things, the lad M1chael Willi4ms, (featured here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145107) may call for M1chael Burn5.

M1chael Burn5 is a banker with and wants the lad to pick up a deposit with the Bank of Africa in Agadez, Niger. M1chael is acting on behalf of B3rnie Rh0des of 5imba 5afari C4mps.

The lad MUST go in person.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Cheers.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:53 pm

Red: noted and no worries about the "Michel" lad. I woke him up on Sunday, 5am his time, and abused his intestines out of him. Altered my voice enough to make sure he wouldn't know who it is.

Connie: You got a PM. I believe you can add that pith to your sig very soon Wink

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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:20 pm

Connie's lad is apparently in Abuja and is a little bit upset. My humble self got the honor of being the first one to hear him cry. Because it would be rude not to share the beautiful sound of the desperate mugu with the rest of you, I decided to post links to the records of these two calls with Connie's permission. Enjoy (and for your own sake, try to concentrate more on the lad's voice and less on mine Embarassed

)

http://rapidshare.com/files/154243887/Dave_in_Abuja_1.MP3.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/154243888/Dave_in_Abuja_2.MP3.html

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:43 pm

This is great stuff Cyric. I really loved the first phone call where you call Dave an unclean heathen idiot. Pretty good slap. I sent him an email telling him he must be at the passenger terminal, not the freight terminal. If he were headed towards the freight terminal, all he would have to do is to run left.

Lets try to get him to buy the story about Parcel Direct closing down their office in Abuja. Its his fault for letting the Mercedes sit there since Friday. As you suggested, Kano sounds great. They have an airport and much cheaper rent. Laughing

I will not tell him about the move via email.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Great job you two Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:02 am

I love the calm voice while the mugu spirals out of control. beers!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:51 am

James Crosby ranted about Bank of Scotland, diplomat and consignments. Does someone want to claim this one?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Mine

Wants me to go to Madrid, please insult as you see fit

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:51 am

wants to speak with incomprehensible baiter name and keeps asking when you are going to send him email and the payment. And he doesn't know who Plato is.

His number is

Edit: Nevermind. Should learn to read my PMs.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:20 am

I know Fr4nk Kw4me now, but I take it he is not the same guy as J0hn Kw4me. Someone from Ghana saying he calls on behalf of J0hn Kw4me called today.
He apologizes because he has been supposed to contact the baiter for a good while and only now does it. I didn't really listen or even say anything because he kept reading his script for minutes, but it has something to do with minerals, possibly gold, and he wants the baiter to come to Accra.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:32 pm

^^^^

This one is probably for me Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:28 pm

Well, it seems J0hn Kw4me's friend didn't find his baiter yet after all. Any other takers? His number is . He directed me to for more information (the site seemed legit to me).

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