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Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

It seems the "cheat" lad didn't really want to "cheat" with me but I have a new one who is having trouble figuring out which of us is supposed to be the "he" and "she".

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just wanna tell you something and qualities of what i seek in a woman,....who is willing to merge his soul with mine to result in what is called fate then later merge his heart with mine and that will be marriage.And then I get to live with her in his humble abode for ever and start a family with....Someone who will value my heart and life when i give her my heart.Because i am the type who gives her heart to the one i am in love with in a relationship.....I promise to make my one and only the most happiest woman on earth. M0hamm3d

I think this lad may not be honest though. When I goggled some of the more (cough) touching phrases, they are also found in others' profiles on different sites!!!!!

This is from a different lad but I thought I'd share this hack cut and paste job too. It made me laugh.

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When I went through your profile and saw your picture, I came up with this little idea when my perfect under the stars to paint a picture of you so I rummaged through the closets until I found all the old plain and blinking candle light I could find and I tacked them to the ceiling in my room. I then hauled most of my bedroom furniture to the attic. I drug in all of my plants and a couple of fake potted trees from the patio to make a picture of us together. I took the sheet off my bed. I was like this is my dream come true and would love to cook a candle light dinner for you with champagne on the side. J4ck

I'm thinking serious fire hazard. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:37 am

O'dear, it's no wonder your confused

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I seek in a woman,....who is willing to merge his soul with mine

Where do you find-um,

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I drug in all of my plants

I think what you have here is a transgender dope grower.. Wink

And there's not a lot of them about, so be gentle with "IT"

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Scarlett and Titania sent me over to 4ppl . com where there is an overflow of lads.

My newest is a lad supposedly from Houston with a .uk email who likes "American football". NO true blue American man would ever refer to football that way. He says:

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when i read through your profile i was really amazed and motivated to send you an email and show my interest.

My profile is the first line of the Micky Mouse club so maybe he's been motivated to buy some mouse ears.

He also signs his letter 3ngr.J4mes G4rvin. Who does that? Does he think it's part of a name? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:37 am

@beckythatcher - I take responsibility for sending you to 4 ppl dating site.

In my defense, the lad you've posted about can be lots of fun. I've found the lads from there are more likely to fill out forms, take pics/signs, and even safari if you have a yen for a 5SC vacation. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Oh Scarlett, I give you full credit! Very Happy

These lads are so much fun. I'm having a good time stringing along some run of the mill scammers as well but these love lads just make me laugh.

Have you communicated with my new precious - 3ngr.J4mes G4rvin?

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

@Weareborg you just make me laugh! Laughing

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I think what you have here is a transgender dope grower..

And there's not a lot of them about, so be gentle with "IT"

@Beckythatcher I also have had a lot of fun from the lads over there.
They are very good to practice on and some are so funny you cant believe they are serious,lol.

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:00 am

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I drug in all of my plants I think what you have here is a transgender dope grower.. Wink

And there's not a lot of them about, so be gentle with "IT"

I love that, classic Laughing

. Part of my original purpose signing up here was to bait as a woman. if pics were required send the pic I use as an avatar, then the punchline: the pic is of International chrysis, transvestite performer (seen in the pic with actor Nick Nolte).

Maybe when I got more time...

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

My transgender dope grower (I found out where he lifted that part of his script...boy did he mangle it) has sent me the following. I'm not sure if it is a blessing or a curse.

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More powers to your elbow

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:18 am

Becky,
That cracks me up! Laughing

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More powers to your elbow

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:02 am

Your elbow could take over the world if it got TOO much power Shocked

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:46 am

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More powers to your elbow

sounds like a big drinker, Pimm's number one, what else Petal.

Did you know that seagulls don't have elbows

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:56 pm

^^^ And THAT'S why seagulls will NEVER rule the world!