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 I wonder what my machine asked him?

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Tuco
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got this funny response from a mass phone bait:

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My Dear P4ul M0yo,

I be calling your telephone number science morning bout it was in asking machine please remove it, to enable me to get in torch will you or send me and email will the infarction I requested, but if your not interested to help me please tell me now.Please send me your direct telephone number I will call you and your Bank details,address with your name to enable me advice the Bank on the mode of payment to your desire.

Best regards,

Dr. Willi4m Ad4ms
(Treasury Controller NNPC)


I guess "asking machines" are not yet very good at conveying the "infarction".

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad want's a heart attack but you won't help him???

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

..And he wants to be cremated afterwards:

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me to get in torch


There must be a way to help him out ...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Doc: I didn't understand your post until I googled the term "infarction". You're right on, it's deadly serious:

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"Infarction is a medical condition in which tissue dies because the arterial blood supply is blocked. It is usually the end product of ischemia, or lowered blood supply. Infarction is most often seen with the word "myocardial," indicating a heart attack. This kind of infarction occurs when one of the main cardiac arteries is blocked. When this happens, a person will often need heart bypass surgery."


I'm not sure how he thinks the "asking" machine can help him. Maybe I need to encourage him to keep calling until it asks the right question.

BTW Doc, as you can tell I'm not finished with Blondie. He still owes me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am certain you would be more than happy to help a lad have a heart attack,and cremate the remains if needed Twisted Evil

Wasn't Blondie the originator of the Coffin Box scam?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be sure to explain to him that it is very rude in your tradition to call someone's asking machine and hang up without leaving a massage. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If he actually means an "axing machine" that would explain the "infarction". The "infarction" of a bodily member is a done deal whenever it has been "axed".

Now to get the mugus to stick their heads into axing machines! Very Happy

@ Doc:

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Wasn't Blondie the originator of the Coffin Box scam?


Yes, and the empty pistol ploy and the "tippie toes" trick. Embarassed There's nothing good about him, he's a dirty S.O.B.!!!

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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
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